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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Yolomon Wayne posted:

The name Josh comes up every now and then, who the gently caress is Josh?
Is it the girl with the huge tits?
If not, who is she and is there porn with her?

Her tirs have gotten a little smaller from weight lose but not like you'd expect..... Another patreon suprise I didn't see coming

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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

The patreon is pretty disappointing though because it's mostly just Jack jerking off in his clown costume

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Fartbox posted:

The patreon is pretty disappointing though because it's mostly just Jack jerking off in his clown costume

Jesus you're impossible to please.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Wonder Woman seems to be going well on Rotten Tomatoes.

e: quite a few seem to be praising Gal Godot's charisma and screen presence so uh

Clawtopsy fucked around with this message at 14:13 on May 30, 2017

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
How much of her breasts are visible in the film

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Clawtopsy posted:

e: quite a few seem to be praising Gal Godot's charisma and screen presence so uh

🤔🤔🤔

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I never said it was going to be bad and now I can laugh at people who thought it was going to be bad, just because it's DC and Snider.

Lol at you.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
why would you want movies to be good

the boys arent half as funny when praising something

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I'm glad it's (allegedly) good and I'm glad a woman directed it cos it'll make sperg nerds angry :spergin:

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I'm glad it's (allegedly) good and I'm glad a woman directed it cos it'll make sperg nerds angry :spergin:

either way, SOMEONE will sperg out

in a perfect world they sperg out enough to result in Scientist Man Explains Wonder Woman 2017

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I wonder how Warners feel about giving $750M+ to Snyder now

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Well he did the story for this film, cast its lead, and set the general tone and aesthetic, so

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

A guy in cinema discusso confirmed that Wonder Woman and that guy have sex and that she pegs him with a Colt M1911

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
How do I bring up the possibility that Wonder Woman could be being graded on a curve because of gender politics without sounding like a piece of poo poo?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Well, see the film first and see what you would have rated it compared to what you rate as comparable film and how it scored.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

General Dog posted:

How do I bring up the possibility that Wonder Woman could be being graded on a curve because of gender politics without sounding like a piece of poo poo?

literally impossible, you piece of poo poo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Women are okay in my book.

Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Paladinus posted:

Women are okay in my book.

Typical misandrist SJW.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

General Dog posted:

How do I bring up the possibility that Wonder Woman could be being graded on a curve because of gender politics without sounding like a piece of poo poo?

Not really if you haven't seen it yet.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Stickfigure posted:

Typical misandrist SJW.

Some of my best friends are men.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

PostNouveau posted:

Not really if you haven't seen it yet.

I'm not saying it's the case, I'm just saying it's not outside the realm of possibility. Although lots of male-centric superhero poo poo gets bafflingly strong reviews too, so maybe I'm out of line. Or it could be very good, who knows?

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

General Dog posted:

I'm not saying it's the case, I'm just saying it's not outside the realm of possibility. Although lots of male-centric superhero poo poo gets bafflingly strong reviews too, so maybe I'm out of line. Or it could be very good, who knows?

Imo don't think about movies ever, at all until the tastemakers at RLM tell you how to feel. Keep it simple, stupid. :shrug:

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
i don't think it's unfair to assume this movie will be a bad mess based on snyder's run on DC stuff, and godot's wooden performance in bvs

merch-paid reviews would be completely unsurprising, but its not like theres been the storm of incredibly loving dumb PR around this like there was ghostbusters 2016, so i think assuming some vast feminist sensitive joss whedon conspiracy to give it an easy curve is a bit paranoid.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I don't think Snyder really has anything to do with this one. Maybe it follows the visual palette he's established, but that's never been the main problem with his movies anyway. It's possible, if unlikely, that somebody screwed up and actually wrote a good script.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
I think the wonder woman movie will probably be bad because every piece of wonder woman media since the 1940s has been bad.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wonder Woman was created because the comic book author had a bondage fetish that he practiced with his wife and his mistress in their open relationship. The world would have been better without Wonder Woman.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am not making this up. It's all true. Comics are gross and for perverts.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Clawtopsy posted:

Wonder Woman seems to be going well on Rotten Tomatoes.

e: quite a few seem to be praising Gal Godot's charisma and screen presence so uh

most israelis i've met have been a vacuum of charisma

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Paladinus posted:

I am not making this up. It's all true. Comics are gross and for perverts.

Well stop the loving presses!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Whorelord posted:

most israelis i've met have been a vacuum of charisma

Let me tell you about The Man from Galilee

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

General Dog posted:

How do I bring up the possibility that Wonder Woman could be being graded on a curve because of gender politics without sounding like a piece of poo poo?

If it sucks (Ghostbusters) it'll get 75-80% on RT

If it's okay, it'll get 90-98%.

If it's Kathryn Boogaloo it'll win Oscars despite being really terrible.

If it's genuinely very good it will actually be a great bit of trivia because no one will know a woman directed it (Wayne's World, Shrek, American Splendor).

Giga Gaia posted:

I think the wonder woman movie will probably be bad because every piece of wonder woman media since the 1940s has been bad.

I will pull your spine out and buggy whip your soft pink rear end with it if you talk poo poo about Lynda Carter.

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 15:37 on May 30, 2017

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

General Dog posted:

Let me tell you about The Man from Galilee

what episode of best of the worst was that on?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Whorelord posted:

most israelis i've met have been a vacuum of charisma

You clearly never met my cousin. He'd shoot you dead for saying this.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Whorelord posted:

what episode of best of the worst was that on?

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

At a glance I thought that was marijuana behind him. I don't know why.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

vermin posted:

At a glance I thought that was marijuana behind him. I don't know why.

Sorry about the lovely ditch weed someone is probably selling to you for 20 a g, my guy.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

jack is cute

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going to lose $10 because I bet two people that Wonder Woman would have under 40% on rotten tomatoes. What happened?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Giga Gaia posted:

I think the wonder woman movie will probably be bad because every piece of wonder woman media since the 1940s has been bad.

Wonder Woman: Earth One was good

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


You listened to idiots writing articles about how "it's a disjointed mess" for clicks.

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