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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


gret posted:

Aw nobody laughed at Sato's gentlemen driver/silver driver joke.

What was the joke (was watching hockey)

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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


iospace posted:

What was the joke (was watching hockey)

He kept calling Helio a gentleman driver and he then clarified that he didn't mean gentleman driver as in a silver driver like the FIA driver categorization.

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


If I'm getting the joke correctly, it's a jab at FIA/ACO for how they classify drivers. :D

Sato had some great remarks:

AJ: You know Sato, you know what to do on ovals?
Sato: Maybe scrub, less steering angle?
AJ: No. Right foot.

"Thank you Ruoff home mortgage. Conor if you want to look for a new house, I can introduce you to the CEO."

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

wicka posted:

Eh, they're right, if only because calling Alonso a rookie is hilariously stupid.

INDYCAR is kinda weird like that. When JJ Lehto raced in 1998 he was technically considered a rookie, as was Mansell, as was Piquet. None of them should have been eligible for Rookie status, and that goes for Alonso.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Best (ok, second best image) of the weekend:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I think Sage's remaining fanbase had an aneurism when Sato won.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm actually so happy about this result. I've watched the last 15 minutes about 3 times now. As an aside, I completely forgot about Monaco lol.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Sage is human garbage. I'd rather have a grid full of Pastor Maldonado.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Who is the bigger garbageman? Sage Karam or Jolyon Palmer?

(and who has the more annoying name?)

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Sage.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Palmer hasn't killed anyone

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Will there be a VoD of the banquet? Seems I missed out on some good jokes

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Hope there is one eventually. Hinch joked that he was surprised the banquet wasn't catered by Taco Bell.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I have a feeling we'll be seeing Taco Bell jokes for a loooong time.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
The Taco Bell by my friends house was demolished and is apparently being rebuilt. It's currently a carcass of a building.

Might not be a joke, but it is relevant!

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

His performance on road courses and street circuits was laughable. He had a top car.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Norns posted:

Sage is human garbage. I'd rather have a grid full of Pastor Maldonado.

im just glad he didnt kill someone again

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Who did this guy kill

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


The indy car driver f1 lost.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


First off, this is Sage:


He had a ride with Chip Ganassi in 2015. He no longer has a ride with them and does the 500 only now and races in GTD (GT3) in IMSA.

Anyway, at the 2015 Pocono race, he lost control, while in the lead no less, and crashed, with pieces from his car hitting Justin Wilson in the head, fatally injuring him.

Oh, and he has a tendency to open his mouth, say stupid poo poo, and when called out on it, deletes the tweet.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Also he pulled a PK jr. at Singapore to help his teammate win a championship.

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


https://twitter.com/mariolejandro/status/869302443674411008
Didn't remember this part. Maybe I was paying attention to IRC or getting a bite or something. Yikes.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Bentai posted:

https://twitter.com/mariolejandro/status/869302443674411008
Didn't remember this part. Maybe I was paying attention to IRC or getting a bite or something. Yikes.

I didn't see it either, but I heard about this after the race and wondered why it wasn't shown or if I missed it.

But um, holy poo poo. He deserves Rookie of the Year okay guys?

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

jones shoulda been roy

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


http://sniffpetrol.com/2017/05/30/indy-500-won-by-takuma-sato/

Good old Sniff Petrol getting in a report about the 500.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Bentai posted:

"Thank you Ruoff home mortgage. Conor if you want to look for a new house, I can introduce you to the CEO."

This joke deserves much more love.

KingShibby
Jan 30, 2004

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you...

Yams Fan
Japanese broadcast of the end of the race for the lulz

https://twitter.com/yuzuzu1018/status/868920720016855040

Also Sato won nearly $2.5mil for winning the 500

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

So I won't transcribe the whole thing but highlights include "HE'S DONE IT! THE FIRST JAPANESE DRIVER TO WIN THE INDY 500! It's not a dream. It's not a dream, I can't believe it."

I'm sure this was all made better by the fact it was probably before 5 am local time.

Synthetic Hermit
Apr 4, 2012

mega survoltage!!!
Grimey Drawer

KingShibby posted:

Japanese broadcast of the end of the race for the lulz

Longer, direct feed clip.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


http://deadspin.com/the-yard-of-bricks-at-the-indy-500-start-finish-line-1795618819

:bisonyes:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
"thoughtfully graffitied"

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


FUTURE RACE DISCUSSION:
I am likely going to the race at RA this year (it's 110 bucks for Saturday and Sunday if you order now till the 14th).

That said, if you live in Madison, Chicago, or Wausau, want to attend, but don't want to drive, there's this: http://www.roadamerica.com/media/wysiwyg/documents/IndyCarBusTrip_ALL_2017_1.pdf

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I was going to do skip barber this year but everything is horrible so of course that can't happen now

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Norns posted:

I was going to do skip barber this year but everything is horrible so of course that can't happen now

dude, me too! had squirreled enough away to do the 2 day course at Laguna for my brother and i. goddamnit.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Is Bondurant good?

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Davison and Esteban Gutierrez the leading candidates for Bourdais' seat:

http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/141024-gutierrez-in-contention-to-replace-bourdais

KingShibby
Jan 30, 2004

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you...

Yams Fan

iospace posted:

FUTURE RACE DISCUSSION:
I am likely going to the race at RA this year (it's 110 bucks for Saturday and Sunday if you order now till the 14th).

That said, if you live in Madison, Chicago, or Wausau, want to attend, but don't want to drive, there's this: http://www.roadamerica.com/media/wysiwyg/documents/IndyCarBusTrip_ALL_2017_1.pdf

RA is my next race of the season, you'll have a great time over 2 days there.
$90 for a bus ticket and GA for raceday is a pretty good deal, although only 1 day isn't nearly enough time to see the entire track

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Cygni posted:

Davison and Esteban Gutierrez the leading candidates for Bourdais' seat:

http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/141024-gutierrez-in-contention-to-replace-bourdais

Here's to hoping Coyne gets himself some sweet, sweet Telmex cash.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

wicka posted:

Here's to hoping Coyne gets himself some sweet, sweet Telmex cash.

Adrian Fernandez come back in this bitch.

https://twitter.com/DaveFurst/status/869583205262864386

also.

Yeah. Kentucky and Portland need to be targeted for races guys.

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Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
I had a trip but finally watched the race and it was a good one. Would watch again (please change the booth crew)

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