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Polio Vax Scene: Apr 5, 2009

I mean the brits tried a while ago and we were kinda rude about it

# ? May 30, 2017 22:40

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:45

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Lime Tonics posted:

From the cspam thread,

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons...%3D1688%23pti16

lol

thought that dude's head was gonna explode a la scanners

# ? May 30, 2017 22:43

Lil Mama Im Sorry: Oct 14, 2012; I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/10Kittties/status/869651330423508992

Lime Tonics posted:

From the cspam thread,

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons...%3D1688%23pti16

lol

Lol

# ? May 30, 2017 22:52

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Duhhhhhhnnnnn ddduuhhhh uhhhhhhh but they have money?????

# ? May 30, 2017 22:53

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

From the cspam thread,

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons...%3D1688%23pti16

lol

i think he had a mini stroke right there lol

# ? May 30, 2017 22:54

white_noise: Apr 26, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

i think he had a mini stroke right there lol

He's an older model so when confronted with cognitive dissonance he has to take a bit to reboot

# ? May 30, 2017 22:55

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

i think he had a mini stroke right there lol

nah just a cache miss

e. wow, way beaten

# ? May 30, 2017 22:58

hillaryous clinton: May 11, 2003; super dynamic; Taco Defender

white_noise posted:

He's an older model so when confronted with cognitive dissonance he has to take a bit to reboot

# ? May 30, 2017 22:59

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/AP/status/869673400096227329

I wonder if the deep state got them

# ? May 30, 2017 23:05

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Shot:

https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/869657247563042816

Chaser:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/869656116078166016

Can someone other than the twitter owner sign up robots for an account?

# ? May 30, 2017 23:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Burt Sexual posted:

Can someone other than the twitter owner sign up robots for an account?

Yeah and I'm pretty sure that's probably the case. The real :lol:

will be Trump's reaction to the story.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:09

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Burt Sexual posted:

Can someone other than the twitter owner sign up robots for an account?

Anyone can make an account for a bot.

E: there's also no captcha at any stage of account creation or posting

# ? May 30, 2017 23:10

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Burt Sexual posted:

Can someone other than the twitter owner sign up robots for an account?

... what?

# ? May 30, 2017 23:14

white_noise: Apr 26, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

you heard the man, start investigating, i want a report on my desk pronto buster

# ? May 30, 2017 23:18

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

turn off the TV posted:

E: there's also no captcha at any stage of account creation or posting

wow that's loving pathetic

# ? May 30, 2017 23:18

I Was The Fury: Oct 19, 2012; Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Lime Tonics posted:

From the cspam thread,

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons...%3D1688%23pti16

lol

Lol

# ? May 30, 2017 23:22

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

lol Trump is president.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:22

armchairyoda: Sep 17, 2008; Melman

proof of concept posted:

wow that's loving twitter

A simple fix to show repect for the chosen vessel of potus lols.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:23

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

proof of concept posted:

wow that's loving pathetic

better than having to tell your investors that nobody is signing up for your service anymore

# ? May 30, 2017 23:24

bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/869678213026525184

# ? May 30, 2017 23:25

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

proof of concept posted:

wow that's loving pathetic

When I'm browsing this thread on my phone, twitter links don't properly load a good 75% of the time and I have to refresh the page at least once

# ? May 30, 2017 23:27

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

proof of concept posted:

wow that's loving pathetic

It's pretty confusing. There are, at the very least, 48 million bots on twitter, and that number is probably too low.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:28

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

lol James Rosen you piece of poo poo

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...m=.9ee8eb0a7eca

quote:

Fox News correspondent James Rosen also pushed the mainstream-media blackout notion on the evening news program �Special Report with Bret Baier.� On Thursday, he credited Circa for being the first to obtain the documents related to the NSA story, and then said this about the amount of pickup the revelations have triggered: �The sheer scale of the Fourth Amendment violations disclosed is staggering as was the sternness of the rebuke to the Obama administration delivered by the FISA court which ordinarily approves 99.9 percent of the government�s request for surveillance,� said Rosen. �As of a few minutes ago, however, Bret, the story had not been covered on The Washington Post, New York Times, nor any of the three nightly news broadcasts on the three broadcast networks.�

Baier responded, �Amazing.�

�Amazing� might describe the corrections that Rosen has since issued on Fox News airwaves.

On Friday, he attempted to correct the record in this manner:

Finally, I was in error when I stated on this program yesterday that the New York Times and the Washington Post had not reported on the FISA court�s admonition of the NSA for its own Fourth Amendment violations. Both newspapers covered the change in NSA practices instituted by the Trump administration. And the Times published nine words from the documents we�ve explored in much greater depth here in the ninth paragraph of a story that ran on page A-21 two weeks ago. I regret the error.

So that�s an insult wrapped in a correction. Clearly, someone out there � perhaps an enraged staffer or two at the New York Times � alerted Rosen to the snottiness of his �correction.� Because on Monday night�s program, Rosen corrected the correction:

Last week, we reported on recently declassified documents in which the FISA court sternly admonished the FBI for violations of Americans� Fourth Amendment rights during the Obama era. I made two errors. I said the Web site Circa broke the story and I said the New York Times and Washington Post hadn�t covered it. And my last attempt at a correction didn�t do it justice.

So here is take two. In fact, it was the New York Times Charlie Savage who first broke the NSA violations and the FISA court�s intervention in an exclusive that was published on Page A-1 on April 28. The Washington Post followed � with an article that cited the Times reporting.

Then on May 11, after the FISA court documents were declassified on the Website of the Office of Director of National Intelligence, Charlie Savage again reported on the matter for the Times, including quotations from the FISA court documents.

I regret those errors.

To recap, the New York Times: didn�t fail to cover the story. And didn�t cover the story only in slight detail. It broke the story and then explained it.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:30

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Bob NewSCART posted:

... what?

You don't get twitter like trump does. Catch up.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:38

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Pretty weird that Donald J Trump likes Turkey so much after hiring a national security advisor being paid to promote and create Turkish propaganda.

https://twitter.com/WSJPolitics/status/869683147147018240

haljordan posted:

lol James Rosen you piece of poo poo

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...m=.9ee8eb0a7eca

At least he admitted it.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:38

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

Lime Tonics posted:

From the cspam thread,

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons...%3D1688%23pti16

lol

lol i like how after the answer he just up and fucks off. like, in his head he's saying to himself, "dude, leave. now!"

# ? May 31, 2017 00:00

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awjGc9j7cnA

# ? May 31, 2017 00:11

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

lovely Wizard posted:

I would vote for Hilary again only if she uses this poster

# ? May 31, 2017 00:15

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Lime Tonics posted:

From the cspam thread,

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons...%3D1688%23pti16

lol

i dont believe this is real

# ? May 31, 2017 00:22

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

just some further evidence that the whole drat world is turning upside-down:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/869692974799626240

# ? May 31, 2017 00:23

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

If trump is impeached do we get another inauguration event again? Would the orb attend the ceremony ?

Also, I can't believe the IOC dislike trump that much to force a delay in the LA games. Both are hand in glove with the Russians and there's plenty of kickback money sloshing around since Sochi. I bet LA just doesn't want to give trump any prestige

# ? May 31, 2017 00:26