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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Why did balls dude get perma banned? The rap sheet doesn't say much.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

MarcusSA posted:

Why did balls dude get perma banned? The rap sheet doesn't say much.

Because no one wants to see hairy nuts

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Do see Harry Knuckles though

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

ManofManyAliases posted:

-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year."
-SQ42 will, at the very least, have a level (or few levels) drop this year. Though, I'm optimistic for a full release before end-of-year.
-Certain evocati will begin testing 3.0 very, very soon.

Quote the poo poo out of this if you want.

In truth, my prediction is off half a year still. It was based on certain realities that appear to have shifted.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Daztek posted:

Static damage states??? In my BDSSE??? why isn't it procgen??

That is actually a realistic question. Hand modelling all these states is super pointless given automated tools or real time simulation would be more reactive and take a fuckload less development time.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
fuckin lol

https://twitter.com/ChambersArt/status/869497888354824192

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

MarcusSA posted:

Why did balls dude get perma banned? The rap sheet doesn't say much.

It is quite simple. His nut sack didn't have 6 DoF and wasn't in the cloud.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
hittin up dem german whales

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Admiral Snackbar posted:

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a jpeg ship
Upon a no-clip ocean.

Progress, progress everywhere
The patch just weeks away;
Progress, progress everywhere,
Nor any game to play.

well done

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Must be able to work occasional nights/weekends as needed.
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

"occasional"

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Because no one wants to see hairy nuts

Freshly shaved nuts are ok?

Is that you Sandi?

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Admiral Snackbar posted:

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a jpeg ship
Upon a no-clip ocean.

Progress, progress everywhere
The patch just weeks away;
Progress, progress everywhere,
Nor any game to play.

:five:

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Beet Wagon posted:

I'm the unfinished mdf that's going to disintegrate the second some mouth breather spills his Mountain Dew on me.

:goonsay:

Spoken from experience I bet.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

TheAgent posted:

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

"occasional"
Gotta cover those hours when moma's off the clock somehow.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Do they REALLY need like 5 community managers?

They don't even do anything aside from make horrible tweets and occasionally whisper things into the hot mic that they didn't know was on

Also didn't they post something in regards to concierge backers, needing fine dining experience or something equally retarded?

My mind is a blank but I remember the restaurant experience part

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



MarcusSA posted:

Why did balls dude get perma banned? The rap sheet doesn't say much.

Because he's a permabanned poster who keeps reregging and being permabanned again when a mod outside this sub finally notices it's him after several months.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

Regrettable posted:

Because he's a permabanned poster who keeps reregging and being permabanned again when a mod outside this sub finally notices it's him after several months.

But he is entertaining.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice
Every time he gets re-banned, I see the Russel Crow, Gladiator gif, "Are you not entertained" now.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Free Clemen!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Lladre posted:

:goonsay:

Spoken from experience I bet.

I kind of always really wanted an excuse to build a sim pit but never actually liked any games enough to do so, and also don't want my whole office to be some sort of insane grown-up version of one of those racecar beds. Honestly, Star Citizen being garbage/not a real game is probably saving me from being Constellation Basement Guy to some degree. So yeah, basically.

Mountain Dew will gently caress that poo poo up.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Thank you for this. I'm not sure I've felt that dumb in a while and I mostly inhabit the Star Citizen thread.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

TheAgent posted:

incitizels?

incitizels

I looked that up. Holy crap. HOLY CRAP. WTF. :aaa:

quote:

Imagine real life as an RPG. It's linear, there's no moving back time at all. No save points. The stuff you face in life, getting a job, getting a girlfriend, getting sex etc. can all be thought of as encounters or bosses or whatever.

Now Incels, they went through life constantly being rejected by everyone and never gained the sufficient EXP to face these encounters. They also never gained enough EXP to get one of the most important assets; Friends (or party members in this analogy). Friends are an extremely vital game mechanic that nearly everyone gets at Level 2 or so, so the rest of the game assumes you have them. If you don't the game is basically unwinnable.

There is no way to grind in the game of life, you have to face obstacles as they come naturally. You have to stay on the Level Curve or it's over. So Incels are basically Level 1 facing encounters that are like Level 20, Level 30 etc. Basically, no matter how hard they try at winning these things they will always fail, the numbers aren't there to make them win.

Now normies say "I was able to get sex at age 18, it was easy." And that may be true. However, they were like Level 20, with a party of 10+ people, facing a Level 10 encounter. It's natural that they'd be able to steamroll such an encounter. But if you're a level 1 Incel with no party members or EXP, then you're straight up going to get wrecked by something that much stronger than you. It's hopeless.

So what is an Incel to do? The answer is turn off the console and ragequit. Self-improvement is functionally impossible. Since the game of life is linear, the level of encounters scales progressively as the game goes on. So by the time an Incel is facing encounters like getting a wife, getting kissed, finding a best friend etc. the only things for him to level grind on are things that are far higher level than he is. How the gently caress is a Level 1 supposed to level-grind on things that are level 15, 25, 32 whatever. He can't, he's just going to get destroyed. Maybe at the beginning of the Incel's journey there were Level 1 encounters to grind on but now there are none, and that's why he's hosed.

Also, every character in this game has an incurable status ailment called Aging which decreases your Looks stat for every second after you turn 21.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

TheAgent posted:

I'm literally a fat 37 year old that loves computers,anime and posting about star citiszen

I get mad vagi

Literally throwing myself at you.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Sorry ladies, I'm taken.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice
I may be broke brained an fat and whatever else, but holy loving christ this incel poo poo makes me want to reduce humanity into a highly charged plasma.

There isn't enough :psyboom: for the reality of this poo poo.

EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

"Self-improvement is functionally impossible."

I watched Shake that Bear. I checked Meat Spin for timekeeping accuracy. I have seen some poo poo, but these fuckers just broke me.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


To the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7Xdu7STx8

Day after day
I send my cash away
To mansions cold and grey
To the Star side of town
Where the dim men stalk the tweets
While the sane stay on SA

Day after day
They tell me I can know
They tell me I can show
Off the Star side of town
Where it's pointless to LTI
'Cause it's such a con way down

So I tell them that
I can fly, I will dream, I will break my karma
I will do me harm
Here I stand, FUD in hand, posting to my wall
I'm not quite right at all, am I?

Don't set me free, I'm as whale-y as can be
Just my Polaris and me
And my R/DS makes three

'Cause I'd rather stay here
With all the sadmen
Than perish with the Smart men roaming free
And I'd rather play here
With all the sadmen
For I'm quite content they've pledged the same
As me

(Where can three point oh lie
When a scammer hides
His procgen birds
In a cellar, dark and grim
They must be very dim)

Day after day
They take some brain away
Then turn my pledge around
To the Star side of town
And tell me that it's real
Then ask me how I feel

Here I stand, FUD in hand, posting to my wall
I'm not quite right at all

Don't set me free, I'm as helpless as can be
My bank account's split on me
Gimme some good 'ole fidelity

'Cause I'd rather stay here
With all the sadmen
Than perish with the Smart men roaming free
And I'd rather play here
With all the sadmen
For I'm quite content they've pledged the same
As me

Sorry, David Bowie :saddowns:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Sorry ladies, I'm taken.

I'm Frank, from accounting and in room 1201.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Incel32 LFG to clear "Sex" dungeon.

Group preferably has 1 jock, 2 mages, 1 medic. NO. GERMAN. AUDITORS. Will make an exception for Austrians with basement home reno skills.

Please bring your own equipment, will pay for repairs.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

radd posted:

This is a good post. What is the pessimistic timeline if things went badly?

CIG shuts down before even the full single player game is complete.

Though I think CR will just outsource the whole mess to some Chinese sweat shop dev studio before that happens and you'll get something better than what it is now.

CIG seems to be that company made up of CS dropouts who wanted to make a game up until they realized programming is actually hard, and dropped out. And now with their lack of knowledge, terrible leadership, and impossible goals... Star Citizen.

Although realistically calling what they have now Star Citizen is like calling Halo - World of Warcraft. What people have now, as I said in my July missive, is a drop-in-drop out contender for the Sq42 game. They cannot convert the current game into an MMO just by adding more clouds.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
I'm the guy who doesn't understand what scopolamine is or how it works.

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Will make an exception for Austrians with basement home reno skills.
:drat:

*Austrian tax

VealCutlet fucked around with this message at 04:23 on May 31, 2017

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

thatguy posted:

I'm the guy who doesn't understand what scopolamine is or how it works.
Use your government-issued free scopolamine on Chris Roberts and tell him to make Star Citizen. We will have the game in three days at most.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice
Is that some conspiracy thing or is that person just an idiot?

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

spacetoaster posted:

I looked that up. Holy crap. HOLY CRAP. WTF. :aaa:

These guys need to get out a bit more.

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

Sillybones posted:

These guys need to get out a bit more.

But they can't go outside because their thin wrists signal chads to beat them up.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So can't the incels, like, just fight lvl1 kobold-women to farm exp? Or do they jump straight into the alpha-succubus bonus boss encounter?

So many questions.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice
All they need in their lives is a little more covfefe.

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Hobold posted:

All they need in their lives is a little more covfefe.

Plus shaking the tane and puting a scrod and they are good to go.

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Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

trucutru posted:

So can't the incels, like, just fight lvl1 kobold-women to farm exp? Or do they jump straight into the alpha-succubus bonus boss encounter?

So many questions.

Have you seen the music video for Me!Me!Me!? (Nsfw)

It's a bit like that.

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