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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Vargo posted:

B.C

Mason really has it in for lawns lately, I guess?

I find myself actually agreeing with a newspaper comic's dumb, petty topic of focus and it's really weird. Lawns are idiotic wastes of water and energy.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Simian_Prime posted:

IIRC, it was mostly a ruling to declare that they were safe to eat on Fridays, or during Lent (since you couldn't eat meat on those days but you could eat fish)
Yeah. The prohibition is against 'meat ' which in Biblical terms meant land animals, and allowed for 'fish', which was any water animal, so the reality of the ruling was simply that they decided that the beaver (and capybara, otters, and others) counted as water dwellers for the purposes of abstinence.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Pardon My Planet

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

IronSaber posted:

Do we still have that emote of Brooke going "gams gams gams gams gams?"
Nope, looks like it's disappeared from the Smilies list. Anyone happen to have it saved?

Still have :fireman:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Gunther's back. Boo to that.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Wait so Gunther who we are supposed to like sees Tiffany as a true friend but we're supposed to hate that loving bitch rear end in a top hat but if St. Gunthy likes her how are we supposed to hate her this is so confusing

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Vargo posted:

Curtis

I'm still not seeing this as a problem. Sell that poo poo.

Congratulations, you solved a resource scarcity?

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





Mother From Another Country

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set believes in diner's rights.


Working Daze overtells the joke again.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix gets meta.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2000 Spiderman







Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh hey, rats as fish actually was a thing. Neat.

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/once-upon-a-time-the-catholic-church-decided-that-beavers-were-fish/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqWECQz-GY&hd=1

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I cant believe those cops shot Spider-Man dead. :(

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Bricks and guns, my two only weaknesses.

Presumably the pencils also have no cores and you'd think that was more of an issue than the lack of erasers.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

My Lovely Horse posted:

Bricks and guns, my two only weaknesses.

Presumably the pencils also have no cores and you'd think that was more of an issue than the lack of erasers.

Chairs and doors are also not made from a solid block of wood but are held together by screws and nails and glue and poo poo. There'd be just piles of parts everywhere.
Thinking about it, even pencils usually are two halves glued together.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dustin




nice sexy drawing. how did they get away with this


I'd like to have sex with that girl

(the one walking the dog)


(not Simone)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (May 30, 1995)



Garfield Classic (May 30, 1985)


ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


The MSJ posted:

The last proper story comic was Tina realising she needs change in her life. I think if Piccolo is not ending the strip, Tina will get a new job and the setting will be a bit different.

I can take some changes but I think I'm too fragile to have the strip end, it's one of the best currently-running strips! :(

Edit (missed the new page) :

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Dustin

(not Simone)

I think it's canon that Simone is Dustin's dad in a wig and blackface

ssb fucked around with this message at 12:17 on May 31, 2017

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Heathcliff Nancy


Mandrake


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Some Guy TT posted:

Mother From Another Country


Okay, that was a good one.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Oh man, an actual hookhanded pirate. :allears:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Kennel posted:

Heathcliff Nancy

Yet another trademark Gilchrist Not-joke. It's a shame he's going to get to do this comic until he dies and then it will be taken over by someone equally lovely.

F Minus



Mary Worth



So we've got the cruise line industry, Big Tobacco, and now the Cozumel tourism industry, all paying MW for product placement. They must be making a fortune.

Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



A3G is apparently all about these roommates meeting and interacting with awful men.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



So we've got the cruise line industry, Big Tobacco, and now the Cozumel tourism industry, all paying MW for product placement. They must be making a fortune.



Just remember, nobody wins when you bring alcohol onto one of our Carnival FunShips.

1-b, 2-e, 3-c, 4-a, 5-d

Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 20:24 on May 31, 2017

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:



Just remember, nobody wins when you bring alcohol onto one of our Carnival FunShips.

1-b, 2-e, 3-c, 4-a, 5-e

Wait which one is d?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tunicate posted:

Wait which one is d?

Oops! Too much duty-free at lunchtime; I fixed it.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


Peter and the Werewolf







painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011
the Working Daze guys recreate their pasty 47-year-old visages in the Sims and then marry buxom female versions of themselves

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, they'd pay someone to do it in Second Life.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail

Nothing says "not a contrived plot" quite like "and no one has cell phones because shut up."

Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Dang, I was hoping the werewolf would turn out to be Jack Russell.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:



:laugh: you said DUTY

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

The last two were nicer and just wanted to beat up Mole Man. These two want to beat up everyone.

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Richard's Poor Almanac

May 28, 2016



May 30, 2016



Spirit of the Staircase





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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Johnny Walker posted:

Yet another trademark Gilchrist Not-joke. It's a shame he's going to get to do this comic until he dies and then it will be taken over by someone equally lovely.

When Gilchrist dies, most comic strips are probably made by an AI and they will be better than 95% of the stuff in this thread.

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