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Night10194 posted:Didn't his lawyers start begging him not to tweet, too? Everyone with in person contact with him has. Except maybe Vlad.
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Easy Salmon Recipe posted:Did he finally have a stroke?? They were actively trying to steal his phone as he typed and in the struggle it got posted
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The Glumslinger posted:They were actively trying to steal his phone as he typed This is one of those times where I would believe that actually happened. Then again all I can think about is death, death, death I lust for Trumpdeath.
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May 31, 2017 05:23
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Lote posted:Ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? And hey presto, a car's nearly on you, so what do you do? You freeze. And your life doesn't flash before your eyes, 'cause you're too loving scared to think – you just freeze, and pull a stupid face. The pikey didn't – why? Snatch was such a fun movie. Nicely picked.
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May 31, 2017 05:24
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Quick what does covfefe mean?!!?!
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Covfefe! *click*
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May 31, 2017 05:25
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Is it the name of his sled?
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Covfefe Covpeepee Cover me with pee pee
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The Glumslinger posted:They were actively trying to steal his phone as he typed and in the struggle it got posted Maybe it was both? Or pee probably pee.
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Raylen posted:How is this not deleted yet? I've been wrong about basically everything trump-related this far, so it's probably going to be engraved on a gold plate and shot into space, the last remnant of human civilization ought ten fucked around with this message at 05:44 on May 31, 2017 |
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TildeATH posted:Is it the name of his sled? Alternately, he's stroking out.
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The madman, he actually tweeted today's nuclear launch code word
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rosebud covfefe sure, not as poetic, but hey
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it is absolutely hilarious how one accidental button press has led to a million jokes on twitter about covfefe
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"Mr. President, I don't think that's a wor--" *the orb turns red and begins violently flashing * "N... Nevermind sir. Covfefe is my favorite word"
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DC Murderverse posted:it is absolutely hilarious how one accidental button press has led to a million jokes on twitter about covfefe https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/869772420881756160
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TildeATH posted:Is it the name of his sled? This is probably gonna be the only funny joke about covfefe.
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May 31, 2017 05:33
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Okay Google, translate covfefe from a russian keyboard to qwerty
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https://twitter.com/bethnakamura/status/869676455944310784 I don't know if they're still trying, but I saw alt-righters trying to claim this guy was antifa / a bernie supporter after the stabbing, so 
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it would be hilarious if covfefe is the thing that finishes the absolute madman
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May 31, 2017 05:34
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The orb took control mid-tweet. Trump is merely its vessel now.
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May 31, 2017 05:34
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RIP President Trump, the first President to die mid-tweet on the White House shitter
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First the Orb. Now an IRL HOT CUBE.
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Elotana posted:RIP President Trump, the first President to die mid-tweet on the White House shitter If he actually died mid-tweet, how long would it take for us to find out? It's only been 30 minutes
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Elotana posted:RIP President Trump, the first President to die mid-tweet on the White House shitter It's still up so I'm almost starting to think this seriously happened.
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ought ten posted:If he actually died mid-tweet, how long would it take for us to find out? It's only been 30 minutes WH staff is like 50% leakers at this point, we'd know before the secret service.
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https://twitter.com/TL0ading_/status/869771773461639170 This is almost as good as the Orb. Like 70% of Orb level of hillarity
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maskenfreiheit posted:to be fair if they'd respected his right to free speech no one would have been stabbed can't wait to hear this hot take unironically from a republican
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May 31, 2017 05:40
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Pants Donkey posted:The orb took control mid-tweet. Trump is merely its vessel now. Its the name of the dark spirit inside the orb. It wants to be free, it seeks a younger, less fat-rear end vessal.
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Dexo posted:https://twitter.com/TL0ading_/status/869771773461639170 Maybe covfefe was what was making the White House room light up a couple nights ago.
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May 31, 2017 05:42
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I'm telling you, that tweet is Trump's evidence that he's sick and has to call out of work tomorrow (He'll tweet ya back when he's feeling better... never.)
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Explaining why he seeks tax cuts even if they risk expanding the budget deficit, President Trump said that they might increase the deficit temporarily, but that “we have to covfefe.” “Have you heard that expression before, for this particular type of an event?” the president said. Yes, the interviewer — who, again, is an editor of The Economist — confirmed. “Have you heard that expression used before? Because I haven’t heard it. I mean, I just … I came up with it a couple of days ago and I thought it was good.”
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