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Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost

Rust Martialis posted:

Someone else click and report back.

Proof that trump colluded with Russia!

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Well.

I couldn't sleep.

Decided to check in and see what's up.

Good job brain.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Rust Martialis posted:

Someone else click and report back.

Where you're going, you won't need fingers to click.

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
This better end up with people in CNN trying to pronounce covfefe.

Wait, is that the secret word to complete the Orb Ritual? Is this some kind of trick?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Mr. Nemo posted:

Over 1 hour.

Is nobody actually capable of accessing that account from other device?

What's a rational explanation for this being up for so long? Someone that works in the WH MUST have seen it by now.

Do you not understand that its his most faved tweet and a trend? People, paying attention to him and making something he does popular, even to mock him, is popularity he craves.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Mr. Nemo posted:

This better end up with people in CNN trying to pronounce covfefe.

Wait, is that the secret word to complete the Orb Ritual? Is this some kind of trick?

He's having another flashlight rave and covfefe is code for ecstasy.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

empty whippet box posted:

god drat humans are loving terrible


If this were true it'd be down by now, surely even in this situation someone would have contacted him in some way to tell him to take it the gently caress down

e: pretty sure it's his most RT'd/fav'd tweet ever at this point. One hour in. :lol:

I feel that referring to these people as "humans" is being awfully generous.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Mustached Demon posted:

This seems like a talking point a German in 1939 would say.

Nah it's actually a really common intellectual approach to international relations.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

A shameful pig.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




He forgot what he was doing midtweet and just hit the button to make it go so he could do something else.

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Ogmius815 posted:

A shameful pig.

A pig who poo poo on he own balls is a shameful pig.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Chard posted:

He forgot what he was doing midtweet and just hit the button to make it go so he could do something else.

But all his phone has is twitter?

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

:chanpop:

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

T: "Hey Siri, Tweet Despite the negative press cov-FEH---FEHHHHHHH"
S: "Tweeting Despite the negative press covfefe. Ready to send it?"
T: HRUUURRKKKKKAAHHHH *crash*
S: "OK, I'll send it."

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(

Crabtree posted:

Do you not understand that its his most faved tweet and a trend? People, paying attention to him and making something he does popular, even to mock him, is popularity he craves.

So is he going to start to tweet out more nonsense or double down on the covfefe part? Which one is the part loved by the people?

I can just see the press conference. "I think the president's tweet speaks for itself."

It sounds like something out of the Onion Files, where Trump is sending McMaster 3AM mails asking about covfefe

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Rust Martialis posted:

Someone else click and report back.

it's deliciously porcine

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


https://i.imgur.com/6wVm3Pt.mp4

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

It's weird to think that it's plausible the president has been slumped over dead on the toilet for nearly two hours, and that there's nobody at the white house who cares enough to check.

Not likely, but way more possible than it should be.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Goddammit internet

https://twitter.com/AndDube/status/869791891830620160

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Covfefe is just another 9th level chess move for Trump to distract us from the fact that he's going to destroy social security!

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Mr. Nemo posted:

So is he going to start to tweet out more nonsense or double down on the covfefe part? Which one is the part loved by the people?

I can just see the press conference. "I think the president's tweet speaks for itself."

It sounds like something out of the Onion Files, where Trump is sending McMaster 3AM mails asking about covfefe

The part where they think "Trump is so great, look at the meme his successful hands just created". And anything, ANYTHING, that serves as any sort of distraction away from investigations or bad things is something this Administration and RWM would gladly jump on and promote. Trump will likely try to claim that it was intentional and is furiously seeking copyright as I type if he isn't suffering a stroke or already fast asleep.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

seiferguy posted:

Covfefe is just another 9th level chess move for Trump to distract us from the fact that he's going to destroy social security!
I'm also excited for Scott Adams's spin on this

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Pants Donkey posted:

It's weird to think that it's plausible the president has been slumped over dead on the toilet for nearly two hours, and that there's nobody at the white house who cares enough to check.

Not likely, but way more possible than it should be.

Why? That's about the exact opposite of a national crisis.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Crabtree posted:

The part where they think "Trump is so great, look at the meme his successful hands just created". And anything, ANYTHING, that serves as any sort of distraction away from investigations or bad things is something this Administration and RWM would gladly jump on and promote. Trump will likely try to claim that it was intentional and is furiously seeking copyright as I type if he isn't suffering a stroke or already fast asleep.

Yeah, this'll really throw Mueller off the trail

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Pants Donkey posted:

It's weird to think that it's plausible the president has been slumped over dead on the toilet for nearly two hours, and that there's nobody at the white house who cares enough to check.

Not likely, but way more possible than it should be.

Don't give me hope.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

he dead

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


empty whippet box posted:

Yeah, this'll really throw Mueller off the trail

Covfefe stained evidence?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



Crain posted:

Don't give me hope.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

empty whippet box posted:

Yeah, this'll really throw Mueller off the trail

Never underestimate humanity's ability for cognitive dissonance.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Fojar38 posted:

Nah it's actually a really common intellectual approach to international relations.

Covfefe is the real story, but this is important to emphasize. The entire realist (self-proclaimed) school of IR believes exactly that; international politics is essentially Hobbesian and a zero-sum contest between states.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

How has the thread title not updated?

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

RZA Encryption posted:

How has the thread title not updated?

Debate & Discussion › Trump Thread II: The Covfefe Era

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


RZA Encryption posted:

How has the thread title not updated?

Mods are asleep and haven't had their daily dose of covfefe yet.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/869786165527822337

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Ramos posted:

Mods are asleep and haven't had their daily dose of covfefe yet.

Just inject the covfefe directly into my veins.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Pants Donkey posted:

I'm also excited for Scott Adams's spin on this

It's a linguistic killshot, singlehandedly introducing a word into the public consciousness. Language takes years to evolve, but Trump led us forward in an instant.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i thought covfefe was just "coffee" with a heavy brooklyn accent

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



Proof that Ted's part of the Covfefederacy as well.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Fojar38 posted:

Nah it's actually a really common intellectual approach to international relations.

I was referring to the cultural/moral superiority part rather than IR being a zero sum game.

Don't want to derail the twit storm too much, however.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Someone just tweeted "How is covfefe formed" and I can now die slightly happier.

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