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Ice Phisherman posted:A pig who poo poo on he own balls is a shameful pig. Wolfcastle Edit for doge:  Ogmius815 fucked around with this message at 07:19 on May 31, 2017 |
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There is literally nothing, nothing, his shitlickers will not defend as 9th dimensional chess. Nothing. https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/869783784299810816 quote:Covfefe - our President is human. Hilarious! Funny to watch left go nuts. An intentional "dog will chase the tail" tweet! #Covfefe
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May 31, 2017 07:16
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You think Trump or his staff will ever acknowledge this? If he claims he was playing puppet master you just know it was something super embarrassing, like he nodded off while on the toilet.
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May 31, 2017 07:17
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https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/869791212135260160
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May 31, 2017 07:17
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until i see proof otherwise a part of me is considering the real possibility that this whole incredibly stupid saga ended with the president having a stroke while tweeting on the shitter and his last word to the world was "covfefe"
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May 31, 2017 07:18
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Do dreams come true?
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May 31, 2017 07:21
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Has the tweet even been deleted yet?
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May 31, 2017 07:22
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Cheekio posted:Do dreams come true? Death claims us all.
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May 31, 2017 07:22
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Fojar38 posted:until i see proof otherwise a part of me is considering the real possibility that this whole incredibly stupid saga ended with the president having a stroke while tweeting on the shitter and his last word to the world was "covfefe" Do not trust a hope, it has forsaken these lands.
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May 31, 2017 07:22
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contrary to what video games teach you, most people don't manage to hit 'send' mid-typing before keeling over
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May 31, 2017 07:24
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May 31, 2017 07:24
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Fojar38 posted:Has the tweet even been deleted yet? Oh, it's still there 2.5 hours later. It'll appear as a URL rather than an embed (unless you have those turned off for some weird reason) once it is deleted. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288
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May 31, 2017 07:25
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AriadneThread posted:contrary to what video games teach you, most people don't manage to hit 'send' mid-typing before keeling over I already covered that, it was Siri Goddammit just let us have this one bright shining hopeful moment, OK?
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May 31, 2017 07:25
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I appreciate that there's some disagreement about how it's pronounced. I suggest we simply refer to it as "the c-word".
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May 31, 2017 07:25
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AriadneThread posted:contrary to what video games teach you, most people don't manage to hit 'send' mid-typing before keeling over there really is no explanation for this that makes sense to me
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May 31, 2017 07:26
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If he stroked out thanks to his whirlwind tour de farce while pushing out a blumpkin, the GOP would coat the streets of DC in rivers of orgastic relief.
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May 31, 2017 07:26
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The sad part is when Donald tweets tomorrow he won't joke about his typo. He is the most humorless. Sad!
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May 31, 2017 07:27
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He's asleep on the shitter right now. Considering he only sleeps like 3-4 hours a night, I'm sure we'll get an update or delete in an hour or two.
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May 31, 2017 07:27
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Here's this creepy weirdo again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyFxDlOVwAk
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May 31, 2017 07:29
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I saw it come live over the twitter feed when it was posted. Still there at 2:28 am. If I wake up tomorrow to news that Trump was hospitalized for a stroke or something, I will be proud to see this part of history unfold in real time.
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May 31, 2017 07:30
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"covfefe" is already returning over 21,000 google results
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May 31, 2017 07:32
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FilthyImp posted:If he stroked out thanks to his whirlwind tour de farce while pushing out a blumpkin, the GOP would coat the streets of DC in rivers of orgastic relief. The best case scenario is he had a stroke but lived and Pence tries to force him out of office for good and it causes a huge internal battle.
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May 31, 2017 07:32
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It's the FARK "Lucky Charms" incident all over again!  code:Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 07:35 on May 31, 2017 |
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May 31, 2017 07:32
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I assume Trump tweets with qwerty so I'm looking at my keyboard trying to understand the sequence of finger slips that would turn "coverage" into "covfefe"
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May 31, 2017 07:34
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Fojar38 posted:I assume Trump tweets with qwerty so I'm looking at my keyboard trying to understand the sequence of finger slips that would turn "coverage" into "covfefe" the f key is just below the r key, so there's a lot of space for that.
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May 31, 2017 07:36
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the covfefe has been immortalized by ny times https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/31/us/politics/covfefe-trump-twitter.html
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May 31, 2017 07:36
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There are literally news articles about this https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/31/what-is-covfefe-donald-trump-baffles-twitter-post Is this... still reality? 
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May 31, 2017 07:36
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Fojar38 posted:I assume Trump tweets with qwerty so I'm looking at my keyboard trying to understand the sequence of finger slips that would turn "coverage" into "covfefe" He just fatfingered the E
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May 31, 2017 07:38
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He was probably spelling it as "coverege" but he sent it before it could auto correct.
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May 31, 2017 07:38
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:He just fatfingered the E twice, and then hit send
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May 31, 2017 07:38
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Paradoxish posted:There are literally news articles about this Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture-- they are everything we pass on.
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May 31, 2017 07:39
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I'm gonna be pissed if that fat gently caress stroked out mid tweet instead of living to be torn from office and sent to rot for treason.
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May 31, 2017 07:40
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If this were any other president, we would instantly assume after ten minutes that he had a stroke or something was horribly wrong, and everyone was rushing him to medical care and calling emergency plans into effect. With Trump everyone just assumes he dropped his phone into the toilet and fell asleep or something. That's the bigotry of low expectations, my friends. ... actually let's talk for a tic that it's now very clear that nobody has access to that account but Trump, because someone clearly, CLEARLY would've deleted it by now? That's alarming as hell.
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May 31, 2017 07:40
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Tenik posted:He was probably spelling it as "coverege" but he sent it before it could auto correct. wow you're a gebuya
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May 31, 2017 07:40
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Teddybear posted:If this were any other president, we would instantly assume after ten minutes that he had a stroke or something was horribly wrong, and everyone was rushing him to medical care and calling emergency plans into effect. The world is laughing at the notion of the president dying actually
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May 31, 2017 07:41
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May 31, 2017 07:42
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Idea: make the president wear a fitbit.
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May 31, 2017 07:42
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May 31, 2017 07:43
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RuanGacho posted:Idea: make the president wear a fitbit. He probably has some sort of health monitoring device.
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Paradoxish posted:There are literally news articles about this Now if we can only get Wolf Blitzer pronouncing covfefe I'll be happy.
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