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https://twitter.com/Fusion/status/869773590517891073 edit: https://twitter.com/mskristinawong/status/869782959473152000 edit 2: 
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Merriam Webster has the best Twitter feed which is something no one in the world ever expected to say about a dictionary.
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May 31, 2017 07:45
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May 31, 2017 08:13
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and small enough to fit in his hands!
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May 31, 2017 09:15
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What was it before it was removed?
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May 31, 2017 10:48
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Pesterchum posted:What was it before it was removed? 
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May 31, 2017 10:54
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458 we've been played like a drat fiddle
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May 31, 2017 11:18
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how many times did the concept of pretending you were a puppetmaster all along have to be explained to him before he got it? he never got it and someone tweeted that for him
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May 31, 2017 11:21
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ultrabindu posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUEeAzl9Weo
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May 31, 2017 11:38
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Memento posted:how many times did the concept of pretending you were a puppetmaster all along have to be explained to him before he got it? 
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ultrabindu posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458 We know what it means, Donny--you clearly stroked off for a moment mid-tweet. Sorry you self-owned so hard.
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May 31, 2017 13:31
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Memento posted:how many times did the concept of pretending you were a puppetmaster all along have to be explained to him before he got it? Wasn't there some way of telling which tweets came directly from DT's tiny baby fingers and which ones were made by his staff? Or did they wise up to that already?
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May 31, 2017 13:48
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Wasn't there some way of telling which tweets came directly from DT's tiny baby fingers and which ones were made by his staff? Or did they wise up to that already? It used to be the staff had iOS and he had Android, I believe.
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May 31, 2017 14:08
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so it turns out covfefe means withdrawing the US from the Paris climate agreement
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May 31, 2017 14:09
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This is literally front page news now 
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May 31, 2017 15:05
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Double Bill posted:This is literally front page news now I sometimes wonder what we'd truly be losing if Trump decided to jail journalists.
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Solice Kirsk posted:wood Wood rail.
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MizPiz posted:I sometimes wonder what we'd truly be losing if Trump decided to jail journalists. but how would that affect CNN?
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Titus Sardonicus posted:
Here's the American Headline " Man shot to death after being discovered unresponsive in the back of a taxi cab." quote:
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May 31, 2017 18:00
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hilarious
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"The cab driver was also shot to death in the crossfire." Doesn't there actually need to be CROSSfire for this to happen? All the shooting was happening in one direction - at the passed out guy. Lemme rewrite this line; "The cab driver was also shot to death to eliminate any witnesses."
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Whoosh
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Indeed 
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Leukemia and epilepsy. drat.
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I'm embarrassed for you Jamesman...
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COps prob did him a favor with those kinds of illnesses holding him back
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Double Bill posted:This is literally front page news now TRUMP TWEETS TYPO (oh btw a terrorist attack killed at least 90 people and injured hundreds including several americans)
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May 31, 2017 18:48
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Poz Party Pooper posted:TRUMP TWEETS TYPO What where?
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May 31, 2017 18:49
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Kabul.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Not enough passive language quote:" The officers arrived on scene to a man being unresponsive in the back of a taxi cab, the man became belligerently unresponsive, a pigeon, believed to be associated with the suspect, flew in front of the officers in such a way as to startle them causing the officers firearms to discharge. The suspect was caught in the crossfire. Both officers have been suspended with benefits pending a review of the incident. Due to lack of City Funding the officers Body Cams did not record the shooting, if only the city had given us a 15% increase in wages then maybe the officers could have purchased batteries themselves for their body cams and then simply deducted it off their taxes. We may never know now what happened." - Official Police Report Stated.
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Hollismason posted:What where? Well he deleted it but it was on Twitter.
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Not pictured: they are actually sewn together in that pose, you can only wear them standing like the model. e: I guess you could sit down too
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Bogan King posted:Milo has a new look. Seems to be going for the Miami grandma thing now. Ha ha, wow, thank you!     
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May 31, 2017 19:29
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Hollismason posted:The two policemen Officer Heinrich and Officer Himler shot the man to death when they responded to a call of a unresponsive man in the back of a taxi. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Himmler So... was this guy Jewish?
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