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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

DC Murderverse posted:

ooh ooh, i know what this is called!

Pole-o Marco! (assuming your boyfriend's name is Marco)

heh

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K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

gently caress yessssssssssssssss

Unrelated: experimental/avant-garde film of the day is Vito Acconci's three-part anti-cinema epic The Red Tapes http://www.ubu.com/film/acconci_red1.html

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



:effort:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Silly me thinking that GTA V had finished downloading.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


*Powerman 5000 voice* this is what it's liiiiike

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Maxwell Lord posted:

Silly me thinking that GTA V had finished downloading.

For some reason, it never installed past 1% on my PS4. I just returned it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm playing the Assassins Creed game that takes place in London, and I gotta ask, does the Royal Exchange still have a giant cricket on top of it? I know we got some London goons in this thread.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

K. Waste posted:

The pool sex scene is perfect. Just flopping around on twin peaks guy's dick like a salmon on a fishing line.

Surprisingly, that's the only authentic sex scene in cinema.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Detective No. 27 posted:

For some reason, it never installed past 1% on my PS4. I just returned it.

Even buying it online, the XBL download is only part of the full game. There are at least five "install packs" it has to get afterwards.

It's a loving insane system. I get that the game is huge in the amount of pure HD space it needs but the way it's parceled out I don't even know how much is left, or how fast it's downloading.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Surprisingly, that's the only authentic sex scene in cinema.

Verhoeven's Hollywood period is largely defined by its exaggerated satire of dominant ideology and popular culture, but the best parts of his movies are usually when the hyperbole becomes so extravagant that it resolves in a kind of jaded naturalism. It's like if you were watching a montage of Kiss music videos, but then you suddenly cut to a sex tape of Gene Simmons.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I know what you were going for there but you just described my hell

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

K. Waste posted:

Verhoeven's Hollywood period is largely defined by its exaggerated satire of dominant ideology and popular culture, but the best parts of his movies are usually when the hyperbole becomes so extravagant that it resolves in a kind of jaded naturalism. It's like if you were watching a montage of Kiss music videos, but then you suddenly cut to a sex tape of Gene Simmons.

What moments would you pinpoint that exemplify this shift?

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

What moments would you pinpoint that exemplify this shift?

The one that comes most vividly to mind for me is the part in Basic Instinct where Nick and Catherine are walking along the beach, and Nick is telling her how they just had "the gently caress of the century." It clarifies that, at the heart of this psychosexual neo-noir, where Catherine is the apparent devil woman and Nick this condemned man, what's really going on is a rather quaint scenario where a very successful, sexually independent woman is merely 'hard to get.' Nick was even the submissive partner, but he still interprets what happened before as his sexual conquest.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Maxwell Lord posted:

Even buying it online, the XBL download is only part of the full game. There are at least five "install packs" it has to get afterwards.

It's a loving insane system. I get that the game is huge in the amount of pure HD space it needs but the way it's parceled out I don't even know how much is left, or how fast it's downloading.

The way they do it is bullshit too. Installs are supposed to run in the background this gen so you can at least watch Netflix or play something else while you wait. But GTA and a few other games won't install unless you're actively running the program, essentially holding the system hostage.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


That sounds like a lot of horseshit to play an ok game.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

K. Waste posted:

The one that comes most vividly to mind for me is the part in Basic Instinct where Nick and Catherine are walking along the beach, and Nick is telling her how they just had "the gently caress of the century." It clarifies that, at the heart of this psychosexual neo-noir, where Catherine is the apparent devil woman and Nick this condemned man, what's really going on is a rather quaint scenario where a very successful, sexually independent woman is merely 'hard to get.' Nick was even the submissive partner, but he still interprets what happened before as his sexual conquest.

It's a great movie, though I wish it had the balls of Oleanna.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
YOOOO any of you dudes can design a website?

Paid duh, but yea need to update the website.

Death By The Blues fucked around with this message at 06:57 on May 31, 2017

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Donald Trump managed to break the dictionary
https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/869782666572443648

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
and twitter apparently.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.

eww

Jigoku
Apr 5, 2009

On episode 4 of American Gods and am liking it way more than I was expecting to. 20 minutes into Twin Peaks and I'm not sure what to think yet. 22 minutes in and...never mind. I'm all in.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
You down with Covfefe?

Yeah you know me.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Alien Covfefe

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Lmao he's owning up to it

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Isn't it just a typo of coverage?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

Isn't it just a typo of coverage?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/sportspickle/status/869863734629601280

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Jeffrey Combs and Robert Englund both did voices for Injustice 2? That's awesome.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Death By The Blues posted:

YOOOO any of you dudes can design a website?

Paid duh, but yea need to update the website.

Yo.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

It is. Overhead lighting is awful.

You guys are supposed to be movie fans, learn the value of good lighting.

For me, lighting is just like any other form of art: I can tell what's good, but I can't actually make anything good.

Lobok posted:

Ceiling lights aren't even a given. Lots of bedrooms and living rooms don't come with them. Like right now my apartment only has ceiling lights in the kitchen, dining room, and hallway. My house growing up we didn't have a light in the living room.

This is my situation, I don't have any overhead lighting in my living room. Makes it kind of difficult to take cat pictures at night.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
YT Timestamp OTD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdmIxOmjvQs&t=967s

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Is this Psychomania because that movie riiiiiiips

Apparently it's not it just looks like it for some reason in that clip

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Nah, it's Deathdream, which is much better.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Nah, it's Deathdream, which is much better.

drat, better than Psychomania

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Psychomania is also really good. You got me hosed up Dickeye.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

CelticPredator posted:

Alien Covfefe

Covfefe of Baghdad

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Covfefe of Baghdad

Covfefe of the Dead

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Covfefe is my favorite blaxploitation movie.

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K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Covfefe: Skull Island

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