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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Steezo posted:

Do you think it'll be a flood, death of the firstborn, pillars of fire and salt, or wormwood?

Death by global warming. That's his way of solving it.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
After burning everything to a crisp a couple of times, god has finally figured out that slow cooking is the way to go!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ban all religions

accept your mortality and insignificance

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

:downsa:

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 17:58 on May 31, 2017

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/869931492566114305

:downsa:

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Booze Allen gave us Snowden, the guy who allegedly leaked the toolkit to the Shadow Brokers, and now this.

That's what happens when you claim you're a consulting firm, but are largely just worried about filling billets with bodies.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
OHGOD MY BONER HELP

https://twitter.com/vplus/status/869962391903236096

I AM ERECT

https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/869962567174602754

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/31/politics/fbi-comey-testimony/index.html

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 31, 2017

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Wake up and smell the covfefe

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

It won't matter, republicans won't care, it's hersay at best and nothing matters

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Waroduce posted:

It won't matter, republicans won't care, it's hersay at best and nothing matters

Don't care, it will be good loving TV.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Waroduce posted:

It won't matter, republicans won't care, it's hersay at best and nothing matters

Actually, since he's a law enforcement officer and this all happened during his official duties his testimony isn't hersay and is admissible as evidence in court.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
On what charge

E: impeachment is a political question not a legal one.

Further I think the Russians would work to keep him clean and utilize everyone around him. Remember the "I'm the only one who hasn't met with that guy" comment?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

This is amazing

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/pptsapper/status/869966848451780608

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/B3vj7fr.gifv

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Don't let the dd214 fool you. I'm probably one of the least patriotic veterans I've ever met. Like yeah rah rah America but I don't appreciate being here the same way a refugee does.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

How is Booz Allen still a thing? Also, why on Earth do they have UNENCRYPTED PASSWORDS around asiedayhsiasiudh

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/869971413230391296

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/869970942239420416

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



M_Gargantua posted:

Actually, since he's a law enforcement officer and this all happened during his official duties his testimony isn't hersay and is admissible as evidence in court.

It's still hearsay, but falls under a few different hearsay exceptions so is admissible in any court of law (including impeachment proceedings) and shifts the burden to Trump to prove that it is false.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
I never worked with or interacted with anyone from Booz who wasn't a completely irredeemable oval office.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

M_Gargantua posted:

Actually, since he's a law enforcement officer and this all happened during his official duties his testimony isn't hersay and is admissible as evidence in court.

Cite?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

milk milk lemonade posted:

I never worked with or interacted with anyone from Booz who wasn't a completely irredeemable oval office.

they said you were into some freaky poo poo and the feeling was mutual.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Mr. Nice! posted:

It's still hearsay, but falls under a few different hearsay exceptions so is admissible in any court of law (including impeachment proceedings) and shifts the burden to Trump to prove that it is false.

Yeah but which exception smart guy
I'm going with past recollection recorded

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Google "comey memo" and read any reputable publication's article. They all covered this.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
More specifically, it's an FBI agents contemporaneous notes on conversations that are allowed into court.

Here, have a link of Merriam-Webster trolling Trump, with the NYT as a source.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-trend-watch/times-fbi-agents-contemporaneous-notes-are-evidence-20170516

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Federal Rules of Evidence, Rule 803: Exceptions to the Rule Against Hearsay

Section 6 posted:

(6) Records of a Regularly Conducted Activity. A record of an act, event, condition, opinion, or diagnosis if:

(A) the record was made at or near the time by — or from information transmitted by — someone with knowledge;

(B) the record was kept in the course of a regularly conducted activity of a business, organization, occupation, or calling, whether or not for profit;

(C) making the record was a regular practice of that activity;

(D) all these conditions are shown by the testimony of the custodian or another qualified witness, or by a certification that complies with Rule 902(11) or (12) or with a statute permitting certification; and

(E) neither the opponent does not show that the source of information nor or the method or circumstances of preparation indicate a lack of trustworthiness.

So A) Comey presumably has a system of dating his memos/records, B) is the FBI Director so memos/records are expected/normal , C) he regularly kept recording memos as FBI Director, D) Comey's aides, subordinates, etc can vouch for A, B, and C, and E) he's James loving Comey, former FBI Director, whose trustworthiness is beyond question.

Thwomp fucked around with this message at 19:12 on May 31, 2017

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Merriam-Webster running one of the funniest twitter accounts was not a development I expected in 2017.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Climate change speak:

I don't know how big of a deal this is but to my limited brain, it seems like a big step? Maybe someone can tell me if it is just for optics or if this will actually have a positive impact.

Exxon shareholders approve climate impact report in win for activists

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/exxon-steps-efforts-sway-shareholders-040711436.html

quote:

DALLAS (Reuters) - Exxon Mobil Corp (XOM.N) shareholders on Wednesday approved a proposal calling for the company to disclose the impact of compliance with global climate change guidelines on its business, an issue central to probes by two state attorneys general.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/869978933755760641


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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Can we probate this kind of garbage? There's a drunk thread for a reason

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Mr Duterte taking a leaf out of Trump's book.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3691604/philippine-president-rodrigo-duterte-taunts-chelsea-clinton-monica-lewinsky-affair/

Colonel Taint
Mar 14, 2004


TBeats posted:

Climate change speak:

I don't know how big of a deal this is but to my limited brain, it seems like a big step? Maybe someone can tell me if it is just for optics or if this will actually have a positive impact.

Exxon shareholders approve climate impact report in win for activists

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/exxon-steps-efforts-sway-shareholders-040711436.html

That depends - it's about the impact of climate change guidelines on Exxon's business, not the impact of Exxon's business on climate change.

They could make it look like the guidelines are detrimental to business.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Missionary Positron posted:

How is Booz Allen still a thing? Also, why on Earth do they have UNENCRYPTED PASSWORDS around asiedayhsiasiudh

they're dug into DoD and the IC like ticks. And, despite all this hosed up poo poo that you see in the news and how trash their middle management is, they have really shrewd partners and really, really good technology people. Who do you think writes all the wonderful toys that get leaked from IC entities once or twice a year? It ain't some GS sitting in Annapolis Junction.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Avshalom?

AkrisD
Sep 2, 2004
olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr

SwampDonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/869978933755760641


I'm 💘 daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me his huge cock 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny 😚 dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆

She's still pretty hot, but her music and personality seemingly took a nose dive after her divorce.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
What the gently caress, Spicey?

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/869989858768338944

Seriously Spicey, I was listening to you. What the gently caress?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

What the gently caress, Spicey?

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/869989858768338944

Seriously Spicey, I was listening to you. What the gently caress?

D R I N K P L E N T Y O F O V A L T I N E

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Would not be surprised if just said that for a behind closed doors lol as the more conspiracy-minded people try to decipher his Twitter typo

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
He can't just admit a mistake at all can he

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