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DeepDickPizza posted:Haha. Gorilla Cum Man can't properly grill poo poo and everyone made fun of him for it. Who did it better? This guy or JEB!?
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Coolness Averted posted:Talkin' bout the injustice of movie screenings, eh? Have some more FB dongs! swarthy dong is dogshit, because he unironically believed there was internal logic in his statements he is gonna have blue balls fo' a looong time jus'  !
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May 31, 2017 07:38
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DeepDickPizza posted:Haha. Gorilla Cum Man can't properly grill poo poo and everyone made fun of him for it. that's a sad job grillin', and worse he photographed it, proudly *opens oven do' an' turns it up to 400* *contemplates stickin' head in*
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May 31, 2017 07:42
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DeepDickPizza posted:Haha. Gorilla Cum Man can't properly grill poo poo and everyone made fun of him for it. hell yeah benihana up in this bitch
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May 31, 2017 07:54
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Also, I'm not an IT guy or anything, but I don't think it's a great idea to press your laptop up against the side of a hot grill.
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May 31, 2017 08:01
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:swarthy dong is dogshit, because he unironically believed there was internal logic in his statements But yeah I was actually laughing when I saw that whole exchange because like what was his end game? Even if he did masterfully own the person he was arguing with, defending 60's segregation and wage inequality on a very leftist girl's wall usually doesn't get you into her pants. DeepDickPizza posted:Also, I'm not an IT guy or anything, but I don't think it's a great idea to press your laptop up against the side of a hot grill. Nah, it's how you get dried gorilla cum outta the keyboard and fans. Also every time you sniff it and smell bbq sauce afterwards you can self talk about how good bbq is
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May 31, 2017 08:29
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Coolness Averted posted:I think he was trying to set up some dumb debate logic trap of "Either you agree your making less money is unfair (but doesn't cause suffering) or you prove it causes you suffering, in which case you're only sympathetic/want equality to benefit yourself." But just like most PUA and redpill morons, the moment the other person deviates from the script he doesn't know what to do, except for generic "Ah-hah! You're refusing to debate me!" flailing. you are demonstratin' that you likely have been with a woman befo', but i'm not certain he has
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I appreciate the inclusion of the new word "miscegenators" so we can get right to the heart of the issue here with these folks.
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May 31, 2017 10:53
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:you are demonstratin' that you likely have been with a woman befo', but i'm not certain he has Are you getting more phonetically something? I want to say southern but I'm not really sure, all you Americans sound the same
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The Puppet Master posted:I appreciate the inclusion of the new word "miscegenators" so we can get right to the heart of the issue here with these folks. They is micegenated. They aint even old time-y
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May 31, 2017 10:59
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:what the gently caress is a hollywood conservative lol also john wayne clint eastwood
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May 31, 2017 11:26
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The miscegenators line is especially good, because if you choose to have wild ritualistic sex with the native girl in Far Cry 3 she immediately cuts your heart out. 
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Badger of Basra posted:he probably thinks the new star warses are sjw nonsense lol i forgot about the cuck ball
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May 31, 2017 12:09
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can someone explain to me just what the gently caress Kek is? i'm old and my brain is feeble like our dumb president
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:The miscegenators line is especially good, because if you choose to have wild ritualistic sex with the native girl in Far Cry 3 she immediately cuts your heart out. foreign ladies own
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May 31, 2017 14:56
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DeepDickPizza posted:Haha. Gorilla Cum Man can't properly grill poo poo and everyone made fun of him for it. clean your grill you cum gargling ape!!!
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:that's a sad job grillin', and worse he photographed it, proudly please do
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DeepDickPizza posted:Haha. Gorilla Cum Man can't properly grill poo poo and everyone made fun of him for it. https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/869798167193108480 Grill Update: America's Leading Mindset Expert Get Owned About Grilling But Maintains Emotional Control By Standing Next To Grill For 18 Hours
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new kind of cat posted:can someone explain to me just what the gently caress Kek is? i'm old and my brain is feeble like our dumb president world of warcraft has a text-scrambling system so that opposite sides can't speak to each other. 'lol' gets transliterated from orcish as 'kek' when viewed by alliance members 'lol' became 'lel' on the chans, possibly as fusion with that weird meme of referring to nouns with the french 'le' ('le me went to the anime store and bought a new sex doll') 'lel' becomes 'kek' because WoW was huge with shut-ins until like 2010 or so. Still is? Don't know. I hate that I know this.
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May 31, 2017 15:15
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Unless his grill is completely unlike every other grill it gets rather hot on those shelves
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Kekekekeke was also the Korean version of Lolololol and it got popular because of starcraft
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Yeah, but spoken it sounds more like kukuku.
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TheBalor posted:Yeah, but spoken it sounds more like kukuku. that sounds like the laughter of a One Piece villain 
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May 31, 2017 18:55
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DeepDickPizza posted:Haha. Gorilla Cum Man can't properly grill poo poo and everyone made fun of him for it. doesnt this dumb bitch kno that learning how 2 grill is like the #1 good thing about threatened masculinity
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It is kind of funny that all of these idiots obsessed with their masculinity can neither grill or repair anything. Fuckers probably can't even replace a toilet flapper.
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May 31, 2017 19:19
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Uncle Wemus posted:They is micegenated. They aint even old time-y Now is you is, or is you ain't, my consti'chency?
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Eela6 posted:It is kind of funny that all of these idiots obsessed with their masculinity can neither grill or repair anything. Fuckers probably can't even replace a toilet flapper. It isn't even that they can't do any of that, it's that they earnestly believe that they can and that they're good at it.
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I have a lot of words I need to edit about the idea of "consumptive masculinity", or the idea that 'manliness' is something you can buy, according to these people, and not a set of skills you develop(in the traditional idea of masculinity). So you get people who are lovely at grilling, constantly doing dipshit broscience workouts at the gym(if they even bother going), and buying 6,000 dollar marksman rifles but can't put anything better than a 5" group in paper at 100 yards from a benchrest (translation: they are very bad at shooting guns). Like Gov. Abbott made this joke about shooting reporters after he signed a bill reducing CCW fees and showed off this target, which explains even to the layman that he is a terrible shot I think a lot of this has to do with the assumption of superiority and the view of learning as weakness. A lot of these people are carpetbaggers and various failsons who never acquired the typical skills of masculinity in their youth. Abbott was the son of a stockbroker and went to Vanderbilt. Cernovich is a sugarbaby who had been chasing get-rich quick schemes until he hit it big with a rich wife. They never learned how to grill, how to work out, how to shoot a gun, but they started espousing this poo poo as their ideals anyway. Being good at grilling, lifting, or shooting would require them to admit they are not currently good at those things, and they have established brands as people who are Masculine, and therefore good at these things. So instead, they just do the thing miserably and pretend they're great at it, and since their primary audience is even more incompetent and pampered failsons than they are, so you end up with cernovich bragging about what can only be called a grilling felony, and Abbott showing of a target with a 12 inch grouping at 7 yards
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i have shot a gun literally once in my life (it was really fun i should do it again), and on this, my literal first time doing the thing, i was able to do at least as good as that man. even my girlfriend, who for some reason has refused for years to get a new, working prescription for her glasses, did better. my dog could do better, if she had thumbs, or some sort of dog-gun.
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Bushiz posted:a 12 inch grouping at 7 yards lmfao
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Bushiz posted:I have a lot of words I need to edit about the idea of "consumptive masculinity", or the idea that 'manliness' is something you can buy, according to these people, and not a set of skills you develop(in the traditional idea of masculinity). So you get people who are lovely at grilling, constantly doing dipshit broscience workouts at the gym(if they even bother going), and buying 6,000 dollar marksman rifles but can't put anything better than a 5" group in paper at 100 yards from a benchrest (translation: they are very bad at shooting guns). Like Gov. Abbott made this joke about shooting reporters after he signed a bill reducing CCW fees and showed off this target, which explains even to the layman that he is a terrible shot I'm the 4.5 times the target sarcastically asked "Do you need more training?"
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Bushiz posted:I have a lot of words I need to edit about the idea of "consumptive masculinity", or the idea that 'manliness' is something you can buy, according to these people, and not a set of skills you develop(in the traditional idea of masculinity). So you get people who are lovely at grilling, constantly doing dipshit broscience workouts at the gym(if they even bother going), and buying 6,000 dollar marksman rifles but can't put anything better than a 5" group in paper at 100 yards from a benchrest (translation: they are very bad at shooting guns). Like Gov. Abbott made this joke about shooting reporters after he signed a bill reducing CCW fees and showed off this target, which explains even to the layman that he is a terrible shot 
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Further, here is Mike Cernovich hyperextending the everloving gently caress out of his back as he deadlifts, charitably, 220lbs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbDCxj39giE A quick google search will show you that a 5 rep deadlift of 220 pounds roughly translates into a one-rep max of 250 pounds, which at his professed height and weight of 6' and 180lbs, slots him firmly in between "untrained" and "novice" strength levels according to most charts. Additionally, that weird barbell he's using is called a hex bar, and typically allows you to deadlift about 20-30 more pounds than you would using a standard barbell. It cannot be expressed how much these people are cosplaying masculinity.
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MizPiz posted:I'm the 4.5 times the target sarcastically asked "Do you need more training?" im the three times he missed so badly it didn't think it was possible
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Bushiz posted:A quick google search will show you that a 5 rep deadlift of 220 pounds roughly translates into a one-rep max of 250 pounds, which at his professed height and weight of 6' and 180lbs, slots him firmly in between "untrained" and "novice" strength levels according to most charts. Additionally, that weird barbell he's using is called a hex bar, and typically allows you to deadlift about 20-30 more pounds than you would using a standard barbell. It cannot be expressed how much these people are cosplaying masculinity. I'm real glad Mikey has the upperbody strength to do a push up. Also lol how do you even pretend that paper target is flattering? It looks like he landed as many shots fully outside the circle as he did in the "I'm a good shot" target. Was that really from 7 yards away? No wonder these dudes want fully auto, drumfed, concealed carry weapons, anything else and they won't be able to hit a
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StashAugustine posted:im the three times he missed so badly it didn't think it was possible That's the 4.5. There's one on the line up top and one through the second "I" in training. But this poo poo extends in nontraditional directions, too. Milo is a prime example. He spent the first 28 years of his life hopping between identities desperate to fit in before sliding into the idea of "designated gay nazi". The new identity required him to become "stylish", so he positioned himself as a Tim Gunn/Iris Apfel sort of fashion rebel but all he ever dresses like is a combination of a an italian grandma and a dude who makes 28k a year but gets bottle service at the club. But everyone dives in because it's the blind leading the blind.
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Bushiz posted:Further, here is Mike Cernovich hyperextending the everloving gently caress out of his back as he deadlifts, charitably, 220lbs. leaving aside that he has the strength of a healthy 15-year-old field-hockey player, what the gently caress is he wearing, and what the gently caress was he doing to put that much sweat into it i'm amazed that person walking by isn't wearing a gas mask
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insanely cool and good imo https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/870020142322794496
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Zikan posted:insanely cool and good imo the world's getting a little too weird for me
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Bushiz posted:Further, here is Mike Cernovich hyperextending the everloving gently caress out of his back as he deadlifts, charitably, 220lbs. lmao god bless you for posting this  
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