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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

When is a Nazi old enough you can punch it?

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

This. Why do liberals keep acting like he is a super tactical genius? He isn't.

Every single actor in last year's debacle has used that for some period of time as an excuse for how their negligence caused this, though a lot of them have since stopped as it's become increasingly obvious he's a gibbering idiot.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/870008907061641216

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


how do you not hide in a cave forever after the election. gently caress.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


seiferguy posted:

On one hand, Barron is 11. On the other hand, there's a near 100% chance he's going to profit off the family name and be complicit in the poo poo they do when he's of age. But I suppose I'll give him the benefit the doubt!

Eh, for all we know he hates his father. He might end up like Ron Reagan Jr. or that one Koch that never gets mentioned. The gay one.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Trabisnikof posted:

When is a Nazi old enough you can punch it?

Old enough to vote old enough to get a face full of antifa fist.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

that mask didnt even look like trump, it had way too much hair.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/KinFolkFirst/status/869994788413734913

my bad v:shobon:v

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Willo567 posted:

He's loving eleven man

It's not his fault that Trump is his dad

Why should anybody care about one 11 year old over another?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I just like to remind everyone that Donald Trump was 11 once.
He too had a terrible upbringing.

Makes you think.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Groovelord Neato posted:

how do you not hide in a cave forever after the election. gently caress.

lol I remember when goons were mad she didn't show up for the Women's march and I thought they were on crack.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


ReidRansom posted:

Eh, for all we know he hates his father. He might end up like Ron Reagan Jr. or that one Koch that never gets mentioned. The gay one.

or the johnson and johnson heir that made the rich kid documentary which showed how ivanka and donald were both loving morons in a single anecdote.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Groovelord Neato posted:

it must own being so unbelievably, unceasingly stupid that people have to assign devious machinations to every fuckup because the reality is so horrible.

*must be this rich and white to enter

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

It looks like Hillary has entered the belligerent, nonsensical fat Orson Welles stage of her career, and Donald Trump is her frozen peas.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Fart City posted:

It looks like Hillary has entered the belligerent, nonsensical fat Orson Welles stage of her career, and Donald Trump is her frozen peas.

Orson Welles is absolutely correct about everything he says about those peas

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Why are people trying to juice the Barron thing? If the story is true (which I think it very obviously isn't), wouldn't this mean admitting that the youngest Trump has a learning disability at the very least?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Man, I hate slow news days.

Come on Donnie, drop the next bombshell that's not a typo!

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
He was actually crying tears of joy, the money was finally his.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Wark Say posted:

Why are people trying to juice the Barron thing? If the story is true (which I think it very obviously isn't), wouldn't this mean admitting that the youngest Trump has a learning disability at the very least?

i've never really understood how conservatives just constantly self own. the barron story either shows he's very stupid, disabled, or it didn't happen. if he was like 4 yeah i'd buy it but he's way too old to think some comedian cut his dad's head off and posed for pics.

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

STAC Goat posted:

People need to just keep bringing up Ted Nugent. Like, I have never cared one bit about Kathy Griffin but every time someone brings up her name the response should be "I'll condemn her if you condemn Ted Nugent and Donald Trump for celebrating him." It won't win any debates because no one on the right will do it, but it will immediately shut down the argument.

Plastic severed head - hyperventilates, thinks of the children, faints dead away

Chokeslams a reporter over a legitimate question - Great win in Montana!

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Wark Say posted:

Why are people trying to juice the Barron thing? If the story is true (which I think it very obviously isn't), wouldn't this mean admitting that the youngest Trump has a learning disability at the very least?

Because "think of the children!" works pretty well when it comes to American political narratives, and children are exactly as innocent or mature as needed for any given narrative to work. In this case, Barron Trump needs to be very innocent so that we can imagine the maximum harm being done to his poor, unsullied heart. Back when audio of Trump was on news channels talking about grabbing pussies, we were assured that children were mature enough not to be influenced by locker room talk.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


i am harry posted:

Why should anybody care about one 11 year old over another?
Not actively wishing death and trauma on an 11 year old is not special treatment. It's kinda standard practice, in my experience.

So go ahead, treat him with the indifference treat all the other millions of 11 year olds you don't know out there. That would not be an issue.

It's pretty creepy how some folks here are straying into weird blood sin territory.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Replace all instances of Barron with Eric in this whole thing and it becomes way funnier and also kinda more believable.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

theflyingorc posted:

Orson Welles is absolutely correct about everything he says about those peas

"Get me a jury and show me how you can say 'Donald Trump won fairly despite losing the popular vote,' and I'll go down on you."

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Y'all need to learn some patience. Give Barron a chance to prove he's a true piss baby before hating on him.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Harrow posted:

Because "think of the children!" works pretty well when it comes to American political narratives, and children are exactly as innocent or mature as needed for any given narrative to work. In this case, Barron Trump needs to be very innocent so that we can imagine the maximum harm being done to his poor, unsullied heart. Back when audio of Trump was on news channels talking about grabbing pussies, we were assured that children were mature enough not to be influenced by locker room talk.

the best bit was conservatives are so prudish, stupid, and filled with hate for women that they thought the issue was the word "pussy".

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The internet sure is dropping some sick ownage on this eleven year old who likely has a disability

Is this really necessary?

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Wark Say posted:

Why are people trying to juice the Barron thing? If the story is true (which I think it very obviously isn't), wouldn't this mean admitting that the youngest Trump has a learning disability at the very least?

Also, 3 out of 4 of Trumps children are utterly reprehensible. There is no universal law or truth to indicate that his 4th will be any different.

Tiax Rules All
Jul 22, 2007
You are but the grease for the wheels of his rule.
God this thread becomes insufferable when there isn't a major scandal breaking every five minutes.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Fojar38 posted:

The internet sure is dropping some sick ownage on this eleven year old who likely has a disability

Is this really necessary?

it's kinda the fault of his mom or whoever told tmz about it.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Wark Say posted:

Why are people trying to juice the Barron thing? If the story is true (which I think it very obviously isn't), wouldn't this mean admitting that the youngest Trump has a learning disability at the very least?

Forcing yourself to believe utterly obvious nonsense is a becoming an essential skill for being a conservative in the age of Trump. They're intentionally abusing their sense of cognitive dissonance.


Apoplexy posted:

Which one is Eric again? The bad Star Trek Changeling or the exotic animal murderer. Or is that the same one and Junior is housing other awful traits?

Donald Jr. is the one that shoots exotic animals. Eric is the one that distends his jaw and swallows them whole.

Flip Yr Wig fucked around with this message at 22:17 on May 31, 2017

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

ReidRansom posted:

Replace all instances of Barron with Eric in this whole thing and it becomes way funnier and also kinda more believable.

Which one is Eric again? The bad Star Trek Changeling or the exotic animal murderer. Or is that the same one and Junior is housing other awful traits?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

i am harry posted:

Also, 3 out of 4 of Trumps children are utterly reprehensible. There is no universal law or truth to indicate that his 4th will be any different.

Well you see according to the theory of medieval blood corruption,

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

i am harry posted:

Also, 3 out of 4 of Trumps children are utterly reprehensible. There is no universal law or truth to indicate that his 4th will be any different.

There's a fifth, you know...

Minion of Freya
Jan 2, 2017

Eiba posted:

Not actively wishing death and trauma on an 11 year old is not special treatment. It's kinda standard practice, in my experience.

So go ahead, treat him with the indifference treat all the other millions of 11 year olds you don't know out there. That would not be an issue.

It's pretty creepy how some folks here are straying into weird blood sin territory.

Interesting point: white people seem to think that only other white people are immune from the crimes of past generations.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

i am harry posted:

Why should anybody care about one 11 year old over another?

"why should anybody care about another human being", ponders goon from the depths of parent's basement

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Isn't Barron getting scared by the Kathy Griffin picture a direct result of bad parenting? Maybe don't let your 11 year old use the internet without supervision or blocked websites.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Harrow posted:

Because "think of the children!" works pretty well when it comes to American political narratives, and children are exactly as innocent or mature as needed for any given narrative to work. In this case, Barron Trump needs to be very innocent so that we can imagine the maximum harm being done to his poor, unsullied heart. Back when audio of Trump was on news channels talking about grabbing pussies, we were assured that children were mature enough not to be influenced by locker room talk.
Man, screw those people.

i am harry posted:

Also, 3 out of 4 of Trumps children are utterly reprehensible. There is no universal law or truth to indicate that his 4th will be any different.
Are we still pretending that Tiffany doesn't count?

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

Wark Say posted:

Why are people trying to juice the Barron thing? If the story is true (which I think it very obviously isn't), wouldn't this mean admitting that the youngest Trump has a learning disability at the very least?

It's okay for Trump to make fun of retarded people but when goons do it we suddenly lose face.

HA! Barron Trump is a drooling simpleton yet already has immeasurably more wealth than we do. Glass the planet; gently caress everything.

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Wark Say posted:

Are we still pretending that Tiffany doesn't count?

Donald still does.

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