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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Phanatic posted:

Given that the only livestock animal dumber than a horse is a chicken, I think he probably came out of that emotionally intact.

Poor Speckles, stepped in a bowl and fried.

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
http://i.imgur.com/4jnPiIj.gifv

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Zaphod42 posted:

I think they taste gross so it all adds up to me and I think the rest of society is insane.

They are nutritious though, I'll give you that. But people say eating placenta is nutritious too :stonk:

Placenta is kind of chewy but tastes fine.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Takes No Damage posted:

What I'm hearing is that Australia is the South of the world and Queensland is the Florida of Australia.

Still, there is some shadenfreude in not being from Australia...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0bi1CjGBY&t=15s

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

I'M IN AUSTRALIA STREWTH

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Roblo posted:

Close - he died in a shoot out with the police.

Nutsngum posted:

No he didnt. He died of HepC at the age of like 65.

Yeah the guy who died in a shootout with police was the actual Crocodile Dundee.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ansell

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

cohsae posted:

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

I'M IN AUSTRALIA STREWTH

This and the Australia Tax made me learn how to use the internet properly, so that's something

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


I'm not sure there's a better capstone to any dumb trick than seeing the shoes fly off.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's the universal sign of prime dumbassery.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

in that vein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgKoXzbw13E

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Nutsngum posted:

No he didnt. He died of HepC at the age of like 65.


Who are you talking about here? I figured we were talking about the guy crocodile Dundee was based on(as opposed to the actor who played him)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
What does Crocodile Dundee have to do with anything? He's completely fictional.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Hahahaha he's wearing crocs. (and loses them both)

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Memento posted:

What does Crocodile Dundee have to do with anything? He's completely fictional.

Nope, he's based on this guy. wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ansell

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Roblo posted:

Nope, he's based on this guy. wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ansell
Rod Ansell is not the same person as Chopper Read.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Nordick posted:

Rod Ansell is not the same person as Chopper Read.

Well aware of that. My original post was replying to someone talking about Crocodile Dundee.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was not actually talking about Crocodile Dundee though, just comparing Chopper to him.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Hugh Jackman

Tony Abbott

Ned Kelly

Mel Gibson

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Samovar posted:

Hugh Jackman

Tony Abbott

Ned Kelly

Mel Gibson

I blame the English for Tony Abbott.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samovar posted:

Hugh Jackman

Tony Abbott

Ned Kelly

Mel Gibson

Think Mel Gibson would count as American.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

whiteyfats posted:

Think Mel Gibson would count as American.

The rule is as long as he's winning Oscars he's Australian, when he's doing drunken racist rants, he's American.

Like Russell Crowe. When he's winning awards and doing charity work, he's Australian. When he's smacking hotel concierges with telephone handsets, nahh, he's a kiwi, gently caress that sheep-shagger.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Memento posted:

The rule is as long as he's winning Oscars he's Australian, when he's doing drunken racist rants, he's American.

lol Australians trying to disown people for drunken racist rants, c'mon son.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

RyokoTK posted:

lol Australians trying to disown people for drunken racist rants, c'mon son.

I know, I know, it's a real stretch lol

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

RyokoTK posted:

lol Australians trying to disown people for drunken racist rants, c'mon son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTPSYbeNaa8

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

C.M. Kruger posted:

Yeah the guy who died in a shootout with police was the actual Crocodile Dundee.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ansell

Guy who played crocodile dundee was a real piece of work too. Schadenfreude related, after years of tax evasion and court battles:

"Hogan then reappeared in the media in April 2013 due to an AU$32.3 million issue with a Swiss bank run by the Geneva firm Strachans. Following the placement of the monetary sum in an offshore account for the purpose of tax avoidance, Hogan is unable to access the funds as of April 2013 and a United States court action that sought AU$80 million in damages proved unsuccessful for Hogan. Hogan publicly stated that he believes that Philip Egglishaw, the principal of Strachans and a former tax advisor to Hogan, has absconded with the money.."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hogan

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That's like the rich people equivalent of burying all your money in your neighbor's yard so that the government won't find it when they check your yard.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Roblo posted:

Who are you talking about here? I figured we were talking about the guy crocodile Dundee was based on(as opposed to the actor who played him)

Chopper Read. Wires were crossed and posts were misread it seems.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Autechresaint posted:

Guy who played crocodile dundee was a real piece of work too. Schadenfreude related, after years of tax evasion and court battles:

"Hogan then reappeared in the media in April 2013 due to an AU$32.3 million issue with a Swiss bank run by the Geneva firm Strachans. Following the placement of the monetary sum in an offshore account for the purpose of tax avoidance, Hogan is unable to access the funds as of April 2013 and a United States court action that sought AU$80 million in damages proved unsuccessful for Hogan. Hogan publicly stated that he believes that Philip Egglishaw, the principal of Strachans and a former tax advisor to Hogan, has absconded with the money.."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hogan

The Australian government didn't have a shred of pity for him either, the tax office dragged him through the courts for over a decade trying to squeeze every penny out of him, initially claiming he owed $150 million in taxes. They apparently reached a settlement earlier this year.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The Australian government didn't have a shred of pity for him either, the tax office dragged him through the courts for over a decade trying to squeeze every penny out of him, initially claiming he owed $150 million in taxes. They apparently reached a settlement earlier this year.

All those sweet Wendy's product placement bucks from Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles will be lost... like pastries on the barbie.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pastry of the Year posted:

All those sweet Wendy's product placement bucks from Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles will be lost... like pastries on the barbie.

nice username/post combo :newlol:

unless youre the original pastry/shrimp guy then boo for rolling too hard with the punches :hehe:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

All those sweet Wendy's product placement bucks from Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles will be lost... like pastries on the barbie.

The crossposting is strong with this one.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Any forums wizard able to dig up the original "small pastry" posts from the old(?) anti food porn thread? A good read and also technically schaudenfruede on the goober who doubled down on thinking shrimp were little croissants or something.

EDIT: The wizardry was inside me all along, I just needed to believe in myself! Small pastry saga.

sudonim has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Jun 1, 2017

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sudonim posted:

Any forums wizard able to dig up the original "small pastry" posts from the old(?) anti food porn thread? A good read and also technically schaudenfruede on the goober who doubled down on thinking shrimp were little croissants or something.

EDIT: The wizardry was inside me all along, I just needed to believe in myself! Small pastry saga.

Holy poo poo. :staredog:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
My favorite thing ever.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Pastry of the Year posted:

All those sweet Wendy's product placement bucks from Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles will be lost... like pastries on the barbie.

Time to dine

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

See also The_White_Crane's SAclopedia's entry.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2596

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
https://i.imgur.com/plLXlds.mp4

Kangaroo-based epikhairekakia

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

the kangaroo is just so confused about what happened.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I like how at first, the dog isn't even struggling and is all "Is this a new friend? Is this a new nature-friend giving me hugs?!"

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Didn't know Luke Danes was a new Tekken character.

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