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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I really liked when Richard Dawkins got mad about the kid who made a clock and posted about it for several weeks

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/669182987263746048

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/669160536320421888

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/645528895912046592

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/645526545138851840

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/645525146040709120

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/645970125519237120

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/669115446336077825

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/645998992443183104

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/646020747639541760

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/654283752793882624

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/669098728662409216

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Fine work, bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m!

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
what a retard

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
i dont get it did he make the clock

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
nice fakeass username op :D

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
just lol if you read the time from anything other than a patek philippe

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
bonus round:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Well Richard Dawkins was finally right about something in his stupid life..... Guess what they say about a broken clock is true....

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I would like to thank everybody ITT who has copied and pasted their favorite twitter meltdowns, for us all to enjoy.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

That Robot posted:

nice fakeass username op :D

do not insult bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m or I will stuff your innards into a box

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

There is no god

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
richard dawkins is smelly and a farty idiot. take your hatred of time pieces elsewhere science bitch

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
@fart stopped being friends with Dr David Thorpe for a while because Thorpe wouldn't stop making fun of his shoes on twitter

https://twitter.com/fart/status/568648123918065664

https://twitter.com/weedguy420boner/status/568652379714772992

https://twitter.com/fart/status/568652601027244032

https://twitter.com/weedguy420boner/status/568653355075002368

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568654004248387584

https://twitter.com/fart/status/568654186591563777

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568654424752545792

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568654573159596032

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568655194696740864

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568656132098510848

https://twitter.com/fart/status/568656201208057857

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568656529051684865

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568656819926618112

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568657390670721024

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568658052745809920

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568658858085711872

https://twitter.com/fart/status/568658927191089153

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568660474616631296

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568661435355541505

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568661857315074048

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568662855643369472

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568663496243552256

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/568669943903858688

https://twitter.com/fart/status/568672000706637824

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i don't care about the fat smash mouth man but im gonna have a metldown on twitter right now

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://twitter.com/PuttySucks/status/870387009076031492

chease

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Blue Train posted:

It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now

Thank you for posting a meltdown, finally.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Oh cool an unfunny twitter "beef" between two unfunny dickheads

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

https://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/448240882710757376?lang=en

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Is Fart the awkward iPhone guy?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i follow many dog instagram accounts and one of them posted a video of a different dog licking their dog's dick

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Vastarien posted:

Is Fart the awkward iPhone guy?

Yop

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
he own parents named him ...fart

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Vastarien posted:

Is Fart the awkward iPhone guy?

He looks like a chubby 14 year-old girl.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
pretend I linked some of lowtax's tweets

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

other people posted:

i dont get it did he make the clock

No he made a bomb

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Putty posted:

he own parents named him ...fart
shameful parents

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Nope, pragmatic

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

T.S. Smelliot posted:

No he made a bomb

well that's legit impressive for a kid so i don't see why dawkins is being so rude about it

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





other people posted:

i dont get it did he make the clock

iirc he just took the case off a normal clock and then some scared and racist administrators at his school assumed it was a bomb or some poo poo. later the media played him up as a victim of racism (true) and a clock building boy genius (false). I guess Dick Dorkins got mad at some kid getting more attention than him. :shrug:

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Cantaloupe posted:

pretend I linked some of lowtax's tweets

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790825939345080320

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790827583214530560

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790829255382839302

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790837302876450816

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790838973853671424

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790847345797632000

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790849766309572609

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790855299301187585

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790857185022447617

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/790910475139551232

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/791055299062837248

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/791358732852727808

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/791610740259983360

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/791637219429580800

Can't wait for the frontpage article!

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

they named their only son fart and then bought him a pink iphone. drat.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ah, good ol' dick dorkins. even when he is technically correct he is such a wiener that the truth becomes unappealing.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
lowtax is not a very good tweeeter

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Step up your game, bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m! I want the grilled cheese!

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I think the shoe Twitter feud is funny

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/870357069089689600

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
president melting down every other day on twitter. to the people that voted for him its comforting like a fireside chat

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

lowtax is so bad at making money

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