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Absurd Alhazred posted:Or maybe like you're way too enthusiastic, like you see Guinness records being broken every minute. The only record that dog ever broke was the record for eating a whole steak in under 5 seconds despite being a greyhound/collie cross breed with a slim greyhound jaw. As far as records go though that's a pretty good record.
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One of my cats is a Norwegian forest cat (viking war kitty  ) named Olivia. She responds to: Olivia, kitty, fluff, fluffenstuff, Dr. Frankenfluff, Count fluffula, Our Lady of the Perpetual Fluff, Lady Fluffington, Hey cat, The gently caress are you doing, and god damnit don't eat that. e: Olivia: 
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May 31, 2017 21:27
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My dog responds to "GOD DAMMIT GIT OUTTA THAT TRASH"
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My bird's name is Morgan, also Bird, Good Bird, Shut up, Please shut up, Stop screaming, Fluffmaster General, and he doesn't respond to anything except peanut butter.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:One of my cats is a Norwegian forest cat (viking war kitty That floof looks mischevious as all hell
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She slays her toy  mice and leaves them in front of my bedroom door for me in the middle of the night.
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Went out for a walk this afternoon. Working on my farm tan and getting over my recent divorce. Livin the dream! Also, I just turned 37 recently  
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It's burgin' time! 
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I heart bacon posted:Went out for a walk this afternoon. Working on my farm tan and getting over my recent divorce. Livin the dream! Also, I just turned 37 recently Nice hat
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bradzilla posted:Nice hat Thanks! My nephew is a huge Tigers fan, so he always gives me a bunch of guff for it.
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bradzilla posted:Nice hat For a clown to wear. To the circus. just kidding, friend
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TFW Ignition(Remix) randomly appears in your metal playlist.
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I heart bacon posted:Went out for a walk this afternoon. Working on my farm tan and getting over my recent divorce. Livin the dream! Also, I just turned 37 recently Looking good! Six-Of-Hearts posted:Olivia: That is a drat fine cat. Heath posted:My bird's name is Morgan, also Bird, Good Bird, Shut up, Please shut up, Stop screaming, Fluffmaster General, and he doesn't respond to anything except peanut butter.  ? 
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Vargatron posted:TFW Ignition(Remix) randomly appears in your metal playlist.  There's only like a shot left, guess I should probably drink it.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
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my bottle of grey goose is too small to post and I am embarrassed. But yes, you should drink it Bird Lady, I hope you did!
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Josh Lyman posted:Lol I just remembered HOW THE gently caress DID YOU GET INTO THIS KITCHEN
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Hard no. posted:my bottle of grey goose is too small to post and I am embarrassed. But yes, you should drink it Bird Lady, I hope you did! 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:HOW THE gently caress DID YOU GET INTO THIS KITCHEN
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Toby goes by Tobes, Tobykin, Toblerone, Tobester, Terbs, and Tubby.
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I've never seen the point in buying expensive vodka. It's always struck me as a spirit to get drunk quickly and cheaply. I used to drink whiskey as a chaser but can't anymore as it makes me feel sick (don't ask) but I can appreciate that there are some very expensive whiskeys out there that are worth getting. Its like when I went to Mexico and found they had loads of expensive aged tequilas that they treat like whiskey. Tequila to me is white tequila and is for shots and cocktails only (that said I did bring some aged tequila back, it's sat in my drawer untouched after the first and only taste).
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Kitchner posted:I've never seen the point in buying expensive vodka. It's always struck me as a spirit to get drunk quickly and cheaply. Expensive Vodka is valued on how close the taste can get to water.
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Jun 1, 2017 13:06
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I enjoy the taste of Jack Daniels. It's me, I'm the goon who likes cheap whiskey.
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That's okay whiteyfats, I still like you. I have two appointments today. I decided to not dress like a total slob, but the bitch face is resting heavily.  bonus look at my hair, look at my hair 
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Jun 1, 2017 13:30
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Is your computer chair an old lady patio/lawn furniture?
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Josh Lyman posted:Is your computer chair an old lady patio/lawn furniture? Yes, yes it is. A big white wicker chair. You can sit cross-legged in it, or drape yourself over the arms, and it has a high back. It is also equipped with hand knit and crocheted shawls and blankets! Old lady style!!!
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EDIT: ^^ gently caress yeah  Josh Lyman posted:Is your computer chair an old lady patio/lawn furniture? Ok, this is the best thing (next to your hair, Hard no; good stuff!)
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Some strong jewelry game, Hard no.
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Luxury expensive vodka is rather pointless, but cheap one is a chemical deathtrap that smells like an aliexpress order and leaves unreasonably hungover for the amount of alcohol ingested. Vargatron is correct that the platonic ideal is one that feels like chugging cold mineral water and gets you waaaaaay overconfident about the amount ingested. Also, even if economics have changed since then, the soviet tradition say a 0.5 liter bottle is the optimal amount for a company of three, because if everyone pitches a rouble you're stil left with enough change to grab the Druzhba soft cheese to snack down afterwards. Please use this Eastern European wisdom responsibly.
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Hard no. posted:That's okay whiteyfats, I still like you. Those glasses are very cool imo.
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Three hospital visits in one day. I just had blood drawn and it spattered the nurse, which made me laugh, it shouldn't have made me laugh, but I play too many video games for it to not make me laugh. If you have whiskey my friends, I ask that you drink some in spirit for me tonight. I am healthier than I have been in a long time, but holy gently caress do I not want to see another goddamn waiting room for a LONG TIME thank you!!! E:I appreciate that, rum works fine. Or freezer vodka. Or tapwater. Just raise your glass! I don't believe in all those stupid facebook prayers in your thoughts bullshit things you hear from people. But I can feel the weirdo support of fellow strange minded (or faced) goons out there. Teagan has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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I don't have whiskey, or even whisky, but I'll have a tot of Captain Morgan in your honor!
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Hard no. posted:Three hospital visits in one day. I just had blood drawn and it spattered the nurse, which made me laugh, it shouldn't have made me laugh, but I play too many video games for it to not make me laugh. I've heard worse excuses to drink. Na zdrowie!
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Hard no. posted:Three hospital visits in one day. I just had blood drawn and it spattered the nurse, which made me laugh, it shouldn't have made me laugh, but I play too many video games for it to not make me laugh. I'll hit you up on this at approx 6:00PM tonight.
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I went across town to go to the pharmacy, got distracted by the liquor store instead. Clerk " Whiskey, Whiskey... Whiskey.......niiiiiice!". He was cute. I forgot to pick up pills, but there is no rush. I also bought garlic. 6:00 p.m. it's on!
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10/10 would kiss every goon here
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Hard no. posted:Three hospital visits in one day. I just had blood drawn and it spattered the nurse, which made me laugh, it shouldn't have made me laugh, but I play too many video games for it to not make me laugh. I had a white wine in your honour. Yes, I am part of the metropolitan liberal elite.
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