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Krolm
Nov 10, 2004

friendly and non-threatening



Bleak Gremlin

Just think of all the affordable* health care these slowly suffocating coal miners will be needing in a few years! 70 coal jobs becomes 40 doctor jobs! 30 iron lung production workers! 2 morticians! A gravedigger! JOBS JOBS JOBS :sadcoke:

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ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


turn off the TV posted:

IMHO the best thing that anyone could do for U.S. politics at the moment is buy twitter and add a captcha.

LOL

I almost skimmed by this without realizing the joke.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
you really can lay a lot of this at the footsteps of twitter hq

they gave a moron a platform to reach millions and now we're all hosed

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

gently caress everything

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Kumo posted:

Duterte said his troops can rape up to three women in retaking Marawi & the southern part of the country.

So you're not far off, just 14 months early.

“And when you’re a soldier sacking their city, they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Krolm posted:

Just think of all the affordable* health care these slowly suffocating coal miners will be needing in a few years! 70 coal jobs becomes 40 doctor jobs! 30 iron lung production workers! 2 morticians! A gravedigger! JOBS JOBS JOBS :sadcoke:

digging down economics

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
I just caught up with 400 posts.

I have never :hmbol: so loving hard before

Hahahaha Donald Jenga Trump is the President :sadcoke:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lmao

quote:

They don’t have “it.”

Which is?
“It” is an ability to become an entrepreneur, a great athlete, a great writer. You’re either born with it or you’re not. Ability can be honed, perfected or neglected. The day Jack Nicklaus came into this world, he had more innate ability to play golf than anybody else.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Coral Reefer posted:

I just caught up with 400 posts.

I have never :hmbol: so loving hard before

Hahahaha Donald Jenga Trump is the President :sadcoke:
:holy:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Had my daddy not handed me a fortune and a real estate company I would have done something with my life unlike those stupid miners stuck in lovely jobs because they don't have the imagination to inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
LOL, boy, if you had told me 20 years ago the French President was going to make the American president look like a total bitch made gently caress boy, and I was going to love it

I... I don't know if the laughter would have ever stopped

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

- Should we try to avoid making our children grow up in mad max?

- no



ART OF THE DEAL!!

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

What a loving embarrasment trump is for every one. The whole planet just cringes whenever he glurbles out his nonsense. Hmbol

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
coal miner: i hate this job
trump: despite your lack of imagination i bestow upon you keeping your hole in the ground job that will kill you and the planet prematurely

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Unlike those stupid miners when I make a bad career choice (I'm too loving dumb to run a casino, one of the only businesses on earth guaranteed to make money) I think of creative solutions like taking a multi-million dollar illegal loan from my father.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Introduction
Like all coal miners who qualify for the
U.S. Department of Labor’s Federal
Black Lung Program, you are entitled to
medical benefits to cover the reasonable
cost of treatment, services or supplies
for your pneumoconiosis and disability
(your black lung condition). Spouses,
family members, and survivors of coal
miners are not entitled to medical
benefits. You have the right to seek
treatment from the medical provider
(physicians, pharmacies, hospitals, etc.)
of your choice. Most providers who
are enrolled in the Federal Black Lung
Program will bill the Federal Black Lung
Program directly for you. But if the
provider is not enrolled in the Federal
Black Lung Program (or chooses not to
bill directly), it will be necessary for you
to pay for the services yourself then file
with the Federal Black Lung Program on
your own for reimbursement of these
out-of-pocket payments.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Woah there's a Federal Black Lung Program in the US. THat's something out of an anime

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Three Olives posted:

Had my daddy not handed me a fortune and a real estate company I would have done something with my life unlike those stupid miners stuck in lovely jobs because they don't have the imagination to inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

If Trump had put his money in the most boring index fund he'd be so much richer than he really is lol

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I hope Trump voters get what they want

More black lung

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Make America Gasp Again

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Putin now thinks that *perhaps* some patriotically minded Russian hackers *may* have meddled in our election.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/01/world/europe/vladimir-putin-donald-trump-hacking.html

:hmbol:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Velvet Elvis posted:

Putin now thinks that *perhaps* some patriotically minded Russian hackers *may* have meddled in our election.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/01/world/europe/vladimir-putin-donald-trump-hacking.html

:hmbol:

LOL

Trump got me rooting for Putin to pants him, good job Donno

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

He's totally admitting that he hacked the election - an idiot

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Velvet Elvis posted:

Putin now thinks that *perhaps* some patriotically minded Russian hackers *may* have meddled in our election.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/01/world/europe/vladimir-putin-donald-trump-hacking.html

:hmbol:

:stonklol:

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Jel Shaker posted:

Make America Gasp Again

Good, I hope they choke!

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

unpacked robinhood posted:

Woah there's a Federal Black Lung Program in the US. THat's something out of an anime

And it doesn't even cover a spouse's medical costs Lmao.

America.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Pot meet lung.

You're black.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/870399535884902402

Watch the president of France deliver a speech in better English than the president of the USA lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/870342307031265280

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




that's a lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







https://twitter.com/JeniferStevens/status/870345572569538560

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

hmbol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


I'm interested in hearing what law she thinks that they broke.

https://twitter.com/serious_adult/status/870351826138398720

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Gotta love it when media tough guys reveal they can dish or out bit can't take it

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I would love to see the onion mercilessly and repeatedly dunk on Hannity in court

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Feminasty Slut posted:

lol the president is an insane retard

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

IMHO it's funny as poo poo that we're finally finding out how the racist demented grandad at Thanksgiving presidency is turning out.

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
LOL the brightest and most serious minds of three generations are currently at work on understanding, mitigating, and adapting to climate change, and even the most optimistic, dopamine-flooded unicorn geniuses admit openly that we have only a vague idea of how terrible the consequences could be.

But hey, let's keep letting oil companies prop up bloviate retards who also seem to have an obsession with owning all the uteruses.

AMERICA #1

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Fasdar posted:

LOL the brightest and most serious minds of three generations are currently at work on understanding, mitigating, and adapting to climate change, and even the most optimistic, dopamine-flooded unicorn geniuses admit openly that we have only a vague idea of how terrible the consequences could be.

But hey, let's keep letting oil companies prop up bloviate retards who also seem to have an obsession with owning all the uteruses.

AMERICA #1

They head of Exxon said we should stay committed to the Paris accord lol

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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Feminasty Slut posted:

lol the president is an insane retard

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