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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Scott Forstall posted:

YOSPOS notification: HP Hovercraft has successfully made it with a woman (his wife) and now has a beautiful crotchspawn.

it'll be dad jokes all the way down now from him.


congrats friend <3

thanks for informing the crew

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

also congrats

















to this thread for making 1k pages heyooooo

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

theflyingexecutive posted:

thanks for informing the crew
yopsos is more of a fam or a squad imho

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

a squam if you will

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

FMguru posted:

yopsos is more of a fam or a squad imho

I was riffing off the futurama joke :3:

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
well done to hp on his non-technical woman and child i guess

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kt2gfrJuBM

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

syscall girl posted:

english emergency services

Kind of late, but-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDl2i8W_uwI

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Scott Forstall posted:

YOSPOS notification: HP Hovercraft has successfully made it with a woman (his wife) and now has a beautiful crotchspawn.

it'll be dad jokes all the way down now from him.


congrats friend <3

everyone is healthy and delivery is absolutely disgusting and will certainly give me nightmares

i highly recommend it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congrats but please never refer to your kid as "hoverchild" or similar

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is healthy and delivery is absolutely disgusting and will certainly give me nightmares

i highly recommend it

Your OR is a POS. Mazeltov!

pram
Jun 10, 2001

lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is healthy and delivery is absolutely disgusting and will certainly give me nightmares

i highly recommend it

grats

is the trend of guys sacking up and going in to watch the hr giger show good or bad ya think?

cigars and brandy instead?

i'm torn like a perineum on this issue

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

congrats but please never refer to your kid as "hoverchild" or similar

hoverdaughter

which as we all know is the ultimate cuckoldry

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
1000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ntPxdWAWq8&t=106s

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jun 2, 2017

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

NoneMoreNegative posted:

teh Hoverchildé

edit: not fixing what looks like a classic typo

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


missed the snipe, but still postin' this

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


surebet posted:

missed the snipe, but still postin' this

woah didn't even see it

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

pram
Jun 10, 2001
funny computar

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

pram posted:

funny computar

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is healthy and delivery is absolutely disgusting and will certainly give me nightmares

i highly recommend it

i hope you did the needful and spent date night with your wife at the movies to see alient covenant

https://i.imgur.com/6J12ypR.mp4

:toot:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

pram
Jun 10, 2001

:thunk:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is healthy and delivery is absolutely disgusting and will certainly give me nightmares

i highly recommend it



congrats :toot:

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is healthy and delivery is absolutely disgusting and will certainly give me nightmares

i highly recommend it

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

congrats but please never refer to your kid as "hoverchild" or similar

please only do do this and ignore this foolish request :colbert:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is healthy and delivery is absolutely disgusting and will certainly give me nightmares

i highly recommend it
congrats I'll be in your position in about 3 weeks

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Kenny Logins posted:

congrats I'll be in your position in about 3 weeks

if your mrs is getting an epi, definitely go for a stent, and get that poo poo started early in the process or else they won't give her the druuuugs if she's too far dialated

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

name your child roflcopter for maximum forums cred

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

TOOT BOOT posted:

name your child roflcopter for maximum forums cred

ahem. "sexcopter"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

weedlord bonerhitler

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



congrats!!!



but also, lets not use the word crotchspawn tia

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

KoRMaK posted:

but also, lets not use the word crotchspawn tia

you have to make sure people don't think it's an athena situation

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

name the childe

Taylee
McKarty
Nayvie
Maylee

Lakynn

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