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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012



alittle rude for astrom;eners to be poiting their telescopes in my bedroom!!

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i didnt feel anything.

i felt a 3.something earthquake back during winter

pram
Jun 10, 2001
weighing as much as your mom

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

hifi posted:


i felt a 3.something earthquake back during winter

that's not even worth getting out of one's chair

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


http://i.imgur.com/xTQpGSa.mp4

http://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/banknote150/

konami code

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
Speaking of :canada:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0sq3T5fErQ

double ohm seven
Jul 14, 2016
yospope

https://mobile.twitter.com/Pontifex/status/611518771186929664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
grats hoverbean

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

agreed, but i wouldn't fault a guy for keeping eyes locked on his wife's face to give encouragement and letting the doctors handle all of *waves hands* that, you know

lol if there isn't a film crew in the birthing suite taking a glory vid for a doco

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we had a professional vid guy film our second birth where i pretended to be a baby and come out of a large fake vagina covered in tomato sauce and already wearing a nappy

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

yisss

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

echinopsis posted:

we had a professional vid guy film our second birth where i pretended to be a baby and come out of a large fake vagina covered in tomato sauce and already wearing a nappy

your fetishes are gettin weird

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

haha owns

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Kenny Logins posted:

yeah we took the prenatal classes so she got real about not being a super soldier about things and figuring out the plan early on. not sure if we have any choice but a stent? we'll see but thanks for the rec

you can choose between one maybe two stents, or 30-40 injections and blood draws throughout the night by nurses that may or may not have good aim

also by the time you're really feeling the pain it's too late for the epi since that's a slow, paced ramp-up.

Sagebrush posted:

agreed, but i wouldn't fault a guy for keeping eyes locked on his wife's face to give encouragement and letting the doctors handle all of *waves hands* that, you know

its like the chestburster scene in aliens except out her butt

what else... bring a tablet and fill it full of funy videos because if the labor isn't fast (or its induced) you're going to be there a long time and sleeping gets real hard for a lady in labor

CrazyLittle fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Jun 2, 2017

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CrazyLittle posted:

its like the chestburster scene in aliens except out her butt

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

FMguru posted:

trig looks so happy on his wedding day!

it didn't work out but there are plenty of other fish in the sea river

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
enm

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




didnt that fisherman dude die or osmething

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

This is causing my autism to flare up, and I use perl almost exclusively. jesus

pram
Jun 10, 2001
the e.e. cummings is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

yeah I didn't know whether to feel worse for that guy got his neck cut in Oregon for dying or for living with the name he had...

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

fermun posted:

i think there was a kid named turok the dinosaur hunter to win a contest too

i don't remember if i ever played that game, but at least it's a pretty cool name. giving a kid a title/description built-in like that is going to be good, even if he doesn't become a paleontologist

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
yesss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmXPNLkVuxo

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

birthchat: i shot some photos for the maternity department here when they had their new water birth suite installed, basically a big tub for mother, father and midwife. the matron tidied up as I was setting up, Have to move this!" /waves kitchen sieve at me; "It's for scooping out all the extra matter from the tub"

I thought of dad in the tub expecting junior to pop out cleanly & effortlessly like the cover of 'Nevermind' and lolled.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:

birthchat: i shot some photos for the maternity department here when they had their new water birth suite installed, basically a big tub for mother, father and midwife. the matron tidied up as I was setting up, Have to move this!" /waves kitchen sieve at me; "It's for scooping out all the extra matter from the tub"

I thought of dad in the tub expecting junior to pop out cleanly & effortlessly like the cover of 'Nevermind' and lolled.

surely they prepare the dads for that, right? like "okay at one point it's going to start looking like a shark got loose in the tub, don't get freaked out"

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
You go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=943gMyU5-PQ

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

CrazyLittle posted:

you can choose between one maybe two stents, or 30-40 injections and blood draws throughout the night by nurses that may or may not have good aim
...
what else... bring a tablet and fill it full of funy videos because if the labor isn't fast (or its induced) you're going to be there a long time and sleeping gets real hard for a lady in labor
when you put it that way I don't think our hospital will do anything but a stent but hard to say if they do one or two. I don't think they get into great detail beyond the basic informed consent ahead of time.

yeah that's a good idea can't hurt to be prepared for a long haul, my cousin is in induced labor and so far it's been 24+ hours before the show has really started at all

worst case of it goes fast we'll have something to watch in recovery if there's downtime

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

I don't see it :saddowns:

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



haveblue posted:

I don't see it :saddowns:

up up down down left right left right space enter

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
yeah but like what about that bill has that pattern in it

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



enter those codes on the website and make it rain

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

haveblue posted:

yeah but like what about that bill has that pattern in it

it does say "dix" on it, so that's kinda funny

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Vintersorg posted:

enter those codes on the website and make it rain

ohhhh

nice

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




where's the space arm

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



on our $5

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?


what happened to spock?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

pram posted:

the e.e. cummings is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen

post it

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


jesus they must have added actual good sound hardware to the gs

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