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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/870456640167960576

Nothing owns the left like having to pay a big utility bill.

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Jerry Cotton posted:

gently caress I'd shoot heroin and have sex through those gaps!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(sexual_slang)

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Bogan King posted:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/870456640167960576

Nothing owns the left like having to pay a big utility bill.

Heh heh check this libs *stuffs own money in corporate's pockets* triggered yet?

That's like, a living example of voting against your own interests.

davidspackage has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Jun 2, 2017

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Bogan King posted:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/870456640167960576

Nothing owns the left like having to pay a big utility bill.

https://twitter.com/andizeisler/status/870482631586070528

:coal:

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Catberry posted:



If unisex bathrooms became common. There would be a whole new business of mobile womens only pay bathrooms.

MISANDRY!

Why aren't the type of men who get pissy about women-only film showings also getting pissy about evil exclusionist misandric womens' bathrooms?

Bogan King posted:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/870456640167960576

Nothing owns the left like having to pay a big utility bill.

He lives in Battersea, doesn't he? Considering the weather in London ATM his extra-hot, extra-clammy flat (that he's terrified to leave because there might be BLACK PEOPLE! outside) isn't going to be very comfortable today.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Its pretty much this comic in real life:

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
please don't start the god drat loving steak derail again let people eat their drat food in peace

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Oh right. Sorry about that.
Please don't talk about steak, talk about idiots!

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
In the "fail" compilations they occasionally have a "win" as a palette cleanser.


https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/870407981044834304

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Jippa posted:

In the "fail" compilations they occasionally have a "win" as a palette cleanser.


https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/870407981044834304



Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

there wolf posted:

Do you have mouthwash, because it's pretty much the same exact same marketing bullshit.

My country yes, personally no. If I see mouthwash in someone's bathroom I generally tell people that they're better of swilling their mouths with vodka. The people I know who use it generally use it because they're lazy about dental hygiene which just makes it all the more awful.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Plom Bar posted:

please don't start the god drat loving steak derail again let people eat their drat food in peace

Whatever you say, PCOS Bill.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Gonna need some backstory. And more posts.

I asked my friend for some more screen captures and more information about him, other than being British which I pointed out in another comment, he's actually my friend's colleague. I asked my friend if he could tell me anything more and he said That apart from reassuring me that the guy is definitely not a troll (he's actually like this at work too), he said this guy also identifies as a witch, and he always books time off work during a full moon.

Speaking of full moons:





Some older posts:



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

If you're sticking any cleaning product up your vag, you shouldn't have the privilege of owning one.



um excuse me but this is all natural, thanks :smug:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




I don't think I want to know how many people are inappropriately well disposed toward coal because they think it's the same thing as charcoal and they like grilling :negative:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Pastry of the Year posted:



um excuse me but this is all natural, thanks :smug:

Are they doing it to kill the centipedes?

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I hope whoever posting that article is fired.

Not all women have vaginas, you loving transphobe.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




The Merkinman posted:

Are they doing it to kill the centipedes?

It's more likely than you think.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

George Orwell didn't even like other liberals during his own time. He wasn't afraid to speak up about the hypocrisies of his own party. He was also a man full of contradictions but that's for another day.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Catberry posted:

Watching an extra credits video on the hunt for the Bismarck.

Since the topic is WW2 I like to read the comments and play "spot the nazi"



Wehraboo :hitler:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

So does that dude do anything on the full moon? Because if he prance around in the woods and poo poo that owns

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Merkinman posted:

Are they doing it to kill the centipedes?

Everyone knows you're supposed to go spider -> bird -> cat -> dog -> goat -> cow to restore your natural pH balance

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

HAT FETISH posted:

I spent like two weeks in the US earlier this year and holy loving poo poo most public bathrooms – especially the ones in airports – have gaps at least this wide. What the gently caress is wrong with that country.

I don't see what the big deal is here? Excluding situations where the door is clearly broken or unaligned, the gap is a finger's width at best. Way too narrow for someone outside to sneak a peek at your poopin' unless they press their face right up against the door and at that point they might as well just crawl under/over to get a better view.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
A finger's width gap in a toilet stall seems real weird to my eurosocialist moonland sensibilities.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I always thought the idea was to make it easier to tell whether it's occupied without having to go rattling the doors :shrug:

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
I thought that all Europeans were way more comfortable with the naked form and all sexually free and poo poo, yet I've already seen several Europeans in this thread recoil in shock at the Hiney Hider Hole we get in a lot of our American public bathrooms.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

timp posted:

I thought that all Europeans were way more comfortable with the naked form and all sexually free and poo poo, yet I've already seen several Europeans in this thread recoil in shock at the Hiney Hider Hole we get in a lot of our American public bathrooms.

Germans are also big on inspecting their poop after they poo poo, and in fact have their toilets set up to make this easier, but frown upon American presidents making GBS threads themselves in public. Europeans are weird. :shrug:

Rogue 7
Oct 13, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

Everyone knows you're supposed to go spider -> bird -> cat -> dog -> goat -> cow to restore your natural pH balance

Make sure you stop there. If you try for the horse, it'll kill you.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

bean_shadow posted:

George Orwell didn't even like other liberals during his own time. He wasn't afraid to speak up about the hypocrisies of his own party. He was also a man full of contradictions but that's for another day.

other liberals? He was a socialist.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Data Graham posted:

I always thought the idea was to make it easier to tell whether it's occupied without having to go rattling the doors :shrug:

...do you not have occupation indicators?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

For stalls, no.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Perestroika posted:

...do you not have occupation indicators?



Those would last about two seconds before being destroyed and or stolen.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Well I learned that the USA can't even be trusted with indicators that let you know if you're going to walk in on someone pinching off a loaf or not. What a country you have.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

So does that dude do anything on the full moon? Because if he prance around in the woods and poo poo that owns

It's likely. My mate said he just gets high and wanders off on adventures.

He also said that before that Amsterdam trip the guy got really high before being picked up and taken to the airport. His lift was on the way so he got dressed and was ready to go. It was only when he got to Amsterdam that he realised he'd put his work uniform on. So, spent four days shagging prostitutes in his work fleece.

It was also not the first time he's been in such a trip to Amsterdam either. Apparently he took his son with him once and asked the prostitute for a discount if he and his son shared. Needless to say it was the last time his son went with him "I don't think he had a good time" was what he said.

More screenies coming later.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Land of the free, where you can't even shoot up in peace while in public. Shaking My drat Head.

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Oct 30, 2009

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mng posted:

Land of the free, where you can't even shoot up the public in peace. Shaking My drat Head.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

drat that guy has kids that's messed up

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Germans are also big on inspecting their poop after they poo poo, and in fact have their toilets set up to make this easier, but frown upon American presidents making GBS threads themselves in public. Europeans are weird. :shrug:

Austrians. It's always Austrians, and sometimes Bavarians.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Afriscipio posted:

Austrians. It's always Austrians, and sometimes Bavarians.

So Germans.

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timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

beato posted:

It's likely. My mate said he just gets high and wanders off on adventures.

He also said that before that Amsterdam trip the guy got really high before being picked up and taken to the airport. His lift was on the way so he got dressed and was ready to go. It was only when he got to Amsterdam that he realised he'd put his work uniform on. So, spent four days shagging prostitutes in his work fleece.

It was also not the first time he's been in such a trip to Amsterdam either. Apparently he took his son with him once and asked the prostitute for a discount if he and his son shared. Needless to say it was the last time his son went with him "I don't think he had a good time" was what he said.

More screenies coming later.

His proclivity for the shadier things in life, utter lack of a filter and/or shame, and extremely competent grasp of the English language (arguably the most unusual quality for someone like that) all come together in a really fascinating way.

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