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The grand saga that keeps unfolding. The budget has been unveiled, the faltering emperor is attempting to sell it to the people and a sinister force is preparing to grab power With the threat of universal real estate going down the shitter, there seems to be no end to this madness. Duke Bill Shorten of House Labor Maneuvered into power by Not the most progressive force but that is overlooked when the current wielders of power is unhinged. This of course assumes he doesn't slip up and his enemies failing to oppose him. Rhinehart of the Mining Guilds Behind the throne is the money of the minings guilds that flows into it's coffers. Sometimes the guild is represented by the Adani's, the Shenhua, but most recognizably by the Rhinehart. Having cut down a previous emperor, they show no qualms in doing whatever to keep damaging the universal environment and line their pockets. Emperor Malcolm Turnbull of House Liberal As a result of the disastrous leadership of Emperor Abbott, Turnbull was installed by the house. What everyone didn't expect was for him to turn into a pale imitation of his predecessor. Most recent is Turnbull's rejigging of the 457 Visa to win over the populace. Will the recent budget serve as a trigger to remove him? Only time will tell. Baron Barnaby Joyce of House National The stooge of the current emperor that is meant to be representing the periphery. Known for his outlandish antics such as advocating the genocide of Australian carp and relocating governmental departments to the fringe. He is however facing off against a sinister force who claim that they can do his job better. Di Natale of the Greensmen Advocates of living a sustainable lifestyle with regard to the universal environment. A worthy ally of House Labor depending on circumstances. Di Natale however faces disunity from those who seek to abolish the current mode of universal rule all together. Pauline Hanson of One Nation The sinister force that hopes to disrupt the canon of Auspol and declare jihad on all not like them. Emerging from the darkness they have come to peddle the worst kind of politics behind Hanson. After a defeat in the universal west they look to the east to gain a major foothold. Their campaign however recently encountered a hickup when it turned out they may have broken We are a country of heroes Please do not use any of the TRIGGERS unless you want things to go very badly (you're here so you obviously do) Bogan King fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 14:55 |
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Psst, we had the budget, it was a flop.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 14:59 |
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gently caress its june already
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 15:22 |
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They can't really depose Turnbull without looking like RuddGillardRudd, can they? They're sort of stuck with this dead fish. And I love it.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 15:31 |
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Starshark posted:They can't really depose Turnbull without looking like RuddGillardRudd, can they? They're sort of stuck with this dead fish. And I love it. Doesn't stop Tones from doing his damnedest.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 15:42 |
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Starshark posted:They can't really depose Turnbull without looking like RuddGillardRudd, can they? They're sort of stuck with this dead fish. And I love it. Isn't it more to do with an abject lack of any legitimate replacement?
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 15:47 |
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And the ones that aren't as dumb as a potato don't want to take command of a ship that's already sunk so that they can be deposed in turn when it hits the sea bed.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 15:59 |
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Actually I was chucking out copies of the Arse from my library and I noticed they did an article on Dutton with some poo poo about being a warrior or something. Didn't read it, through it out with the rest of the poo poo, but my sense was they were trying to talk him up.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 16:05 |
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Starshark posted:They can't really depose Turnbull without looking like RuddGillardRudd, can they? They're sort of stuck with this dead fish. And I love it. After they knifed Abbott all bets were off.
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Starshark posted:Actually I was chucking out copies of the Arse from my library and I noticed they did an article on Dutton with some poo poo about being a warrior or something. Didn't read it, through it out with the rest of the poo poo, but my sense was they were trying to talk him up. I really really hope they do put him in I also really really hope its a couple of months before the election, and that the getup campaign against him works and he is voted out.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 16:23 |
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Graic Gabtar posted:gently caress its june already
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 17:44 |
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It's almost like Hanson is becoming the type of politician that she always rails against: just there for the benefits and perks, but can't be bothered turning up to committees. Didn't she want Ashby to turn up as her proxy instead of herself for a senate hearing?
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 01:27 |
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You Am I posted:It's almost like Hanson is becoming the type of politician that she always rails against: just there for the benefits and perks, but can't be bothered turning up to committees. Didn't she want Ashby to turn up as her proxy instead of herself for a senate hearing? Yes and that went over just a treat with everyone else there. Although I'm sure there were more than a few who would like this to be a thing so they do even less.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 01:37 |
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Wouldn't it have been nice if channel 7 hadn't worked quite so hard to get her elected to the Australian parliament. Yet according to potatoes everywhere, getup are the problem
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 01:41 |
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http://www.smh.com.au/sport/tennis/after-the-serves-its-now-a-court-of-disputed-returns-20170602-gwjjzn.html The gently caress is this
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 03:31 |
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A challenger appears for World's Greatest Satirist! Come on down, Malcolm Knox!
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 03:41 |
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The answer to the riddle of steel lies somewhere in the middle.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 03:43 |
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Just as I thought, the Bendigo Three are self representing because lawyers won't do the crazy dumb poo poo they want them to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60UPnY27jVQ
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CrazyTolradi posted:Just as I thought, the Bendigo Three are self representing because lawyers won't do the crazy dumb poo poo they want them to.
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CrazyTolradi posted:Just as I thought, the Bendigo Three are self representing because lawyers won't do the crazy dumb poo poo they want them to. I don't think I've ever seen a stronger case of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 06:26 |
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quote:Aurizon to close Rockhampton workshop, 180 employees affected http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-01/aurizon-to-close-rockhampton-workshop/8581366 I was working at QR Redbank workshop when the government said they were going to sell. I knew before long they would shut everything down. Capitalist scum, but I repeat myself.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 07:20 |
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Margaret Court takes defiant stanceThe Australian posted:
The comments section currently has 580 replies. Of course since only people with a subscription to The Australian can read/comment the article, it's just a massive pile of wank.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 13:40 |
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quote:The party line http://www.smh.com.au/interactive/2017/chinas-operation-australia/soft-power.html
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 13:52 |
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I guess if they can't make people scared of Russians for some drum beating then they'll try the Chinese next. If you squint the article looks like it's about the USSR.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 14:09 |
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https://twitter.com/emvdn/status/870654116149645312
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 14:42 |
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https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/870996941756178432 https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/870997248435343362
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 14:43 |
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time to start building that wall.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 14:51 |
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Good thing we sucked Adani's dick - look at all the votes it got us.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 14:52 |
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First home buyers need 40 years' worth of savings for a Sydney deposit, UBS modelling shows [ABC] Figured I'd save you all another wall of text this evening. Not like ABC is going to put up a paywall just yet, we're not quite that far gone.
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DancingShade posted:I guess if they can't make people scared of Russians for some drum beating then they'll try the Chinese next. If you squint the article looks like it's about the USSR. Yes, that's obviously it. China being a non-democratic country with a history of human rights abuses has nothing to do with this completely biased news story about China trying to track and influence it's citizens beyond it's borders.
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China also does, actually, have University students reporting back to the government about the other Chinese students and their activities.
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Konomex posted:Yes, that's obviously it. China being a non-democratic country with a history of human rights abuses has nothing to do with this completely biased news story about China trying to track and influence it's citizens beyond it's borders. Milky Moor posted:China also does, actually, have University students reporting back to the government about the other Chinese students and their activities. Yeah, I didn't think this was remotely news worthy. I remember a story so similar it might as well have been a fax copy circulating less than 10 years ago.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 15:23 |
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quote:Jacqui Lambie targeted in nine-page complaint letter by former chief of staff and office manager http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...d66857b1ccb41ca
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 15:55 |
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Imagine not knowing the word succinctly as a speech writer, and then getting upset when someone can't verbalise your speeches.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 16:11 |
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Sounds like he made some promises about what she'd vote to the old boys club, and when she decided not to walk lock step with the LNP it burned him
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The months of hard work a Sydney builder put in to fix a fire-damaged terrace appeared all but in vain on Saturday when the property failed to sell under the hammer. A complete overhaul of the two-bedroom Surry Hills terrace, which was badly damaged in a fire in early 2016, was not enough to get a buyer on board. The home at 48 Little Riley Street was one of about 830 Sydney properties scheduled for auction on Saturday, as vendors rushed to sell before the end of autumn. By evening, Domain Group had collected 548 results to put the clearance rate at 75.9 per cent. The group’s chief economist Andrew Wilson said the autumn auction market had ended with a solid result for sellers, but the market had cooled somewhat from record May listings. Despite having a crowd of more than 30 people, auctioneer Jamie Thomas of Cooley Auctions was greeted with silence when he asked for an opening bid. First-home buyer Fraser McKay eventually put his hand up with an offer of $1 million for the terrace, which sits on just 49-square metres. It was rejected by Mr Thomas who called for a bid of at least $1.2 million. “But no one is bidding,” Mr McKay protested. “Not yet,” replied the auctioneer, before having to place a vendor bid of $1.25 million. After that came a $1.26 million bid from Mr McKay. It went unchallenged from the one other registered bidder and the property passed in after failing to reach the $1.35 million reserve. Mr McKay went into the terrace to negotiate with agent Christie Mortimer of Belle Property Surry Hills after the auction, but did not have any luck. “It’s a bit disappointing that they wouldn’t sell it to me, seeing as I was the highest and only bidder,” the 34-year-old said after the auction. Can't even sell a flipped fire damaged home to young people Mr. Speaker
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 23:58 |
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looks like a nice place, I'll give you $150,000 for it
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good
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