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Panfilo posted:*Godzilla roars and gross slurping sounds dubbed in to make the battle more interesting* Why is the centipede making angry kitten noises at the beginning
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thecluckmeme posted:if you think those tcc stories are the Ok but in a world where people take drugs by wadding them up in a little kleenex and swallowing the kleenex, or sticking it up their pooper, or the thing where you blow green clouds of poo poo-flavored powder out your nose, swigging DMT from a goblet is pretty rad by comparison Who doesn't love goblets
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Phy posted:Ok but in a world where people take drugs by wadding them up in a little kleenex and swallowing the kleenex, or sticking it up their pooper, or the thing where you blow green clouds of poo poo-flavored powder out your nose, swigging DMT from a goblet is pretty rad by comparison The bad guy from Indiana Jones.
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Phy posted:Ok but in a world where people take drugs by wadding them up in a little kleenex and swallowing the kleenex, or sticking it up their pooper, or the thing where you blow green clouds of poo poo-flavored powder out your nose, swigging DMT from a goblet is pretty rad by comparison If you're not drinking from a chalice you may as well be drinking from a toilet.
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thecluckmeme posted:That would be our good friend Kratom, a leafy powder substance that can be useful for manic depression and BPD in small doses, and otherwise abused by people for hope that it will give them a high The kratom thread blows my mind because people in there would brag about spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a plant to get that weak high. Some of the best joose stories are saved in this old pastebin if anyone wants to browse it: https://pastebin.com/QcwKxP93 And the guy who roasted to death in his car was thatdamnjew. His memorial thread is here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3557301. His wife made follow up posts in the thread under her own account too. You can read the lead-up to his death where he threatens here with a gun and poo poo while tripping on phenazepam. Nuns with Guns has a new favorite as of 15:48 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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re: TCC stories- the older I get, the faster reading them goes from "god drat crazy people wow what will they do next *reads full thread*" to "poo poo this is depressing, time to get off the internet"
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Pictured: Kratom sandwich
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sweeperbravo posted:re: TCC stories- the older I get, the faster reading them goes from "god drat crazy people wow what will they do next *reads full thread*" to "poo poo this is depressing, time to get off the internet" Same, not sure if it's age specifically or age in relation to how many crazy life ruining drug stories I've read at this point.
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sweeperbravo posted:re: TCC stories- the older I get, the faster reading them goes from "god drat crazy people wow what will they do next *reads full thread*" to "poo poo this is depressing, time to get off the internet" I stopped reading TCC because a lot of it was people saying how drugs didn't really affect their lives at all in a bad way and they had a shitload of experience doing all the drugs and living successfully and if you have negative experiences with drugs you're basically just sub-human I mean look at ME and then a few lines/posts in it comes out that they're still 21 or something. (This was years ago so IDK what it's like now.)
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why would you even want to prolong your time with that poo poo in your mouth by adding bread.
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sweeperbravo posted:re: TCC stories- the older I get, the faster reading them goes from "god drat crazy people wow what will they do next *reads full thread*" to "poo poo this is depressing, time to get off the internet" It is pretty awful to go through the early pages of the heroin thread and see multiple users chatting with each other years ago, but now all of them are permabanned for being dead. Or clicking the ? on a random user and tracking their slow descent.
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Kelp Me! posted:I remember most of these, but not the Joose seller who died on a park bench and goons were trying to get refunds from seller's family. What was that about? I believe that was forums user Brewkakke.
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Nuns with Guns posted:It is pretty awful to go through the early pages of the heroin thread and see multiple users chatting with each other years ago, but now all of them are permabanned for being dead. Or clicking the ? on a random user and tracking their slow descent. I remember when Mandatory Lesbian posted fun game, keep track of who suddenly stops posting in the heroin thread 
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If you want less depressing, sunburnt_aphid, the dying addict who hondarider told to take LSD, actually did come back to and posted as recently as 2014 or 2015. I searched her post history on a whim at the time and found that and felt a little better about the world. I didn't post it anywhere then because like, the actual human who actually suffered from life-threatening addiction doesn't deserved to be harassed over it, but it seems reasonable to say now.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If you want less depressing, sunburnt_aphid, the dying addict who hondarider told to take LSD, actually did come back to and posted as recently as 2014 or 2015. I searched her post history on a whim at the time and found that and felt a little better about the world. I didn't post it anywhere then because like, the actual human who actually suffered from life-threatening addiction doesn't deserved to be harassed over it, but it seems reasonable to say now. It sounds like the LSD worked, good for them 
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Obligatory:Triticum Guzzler posted:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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WrenP-Complete posted:Small clarification: Opiates paralyze some of the breathing muscles. This is why they can be effective cough suppressants. This may just be a layperson/scientist distinction though. I was purposefully trying to keep it simple. I'm a layperson that has read a lot, which I'm pretty sure is something scientists aren't always a fan of. When the layperson thinks reading some books and a lot of online stuff makes them a scientist too, anyway. I do tell people who are actually combining anything that can slow heart rate and breathing reflex that they run a chance of getting so drat relaxed that they either stop breathing or their heart stops beating (or first one, then the other). But that's part of Granny MPGS' Lecture on Mixing poo poo, For Addicts Who Probably Don't Care (but get the lecture anyway just in case). Didn't seem to apply here. putrid aidsman posted:Pictured: Kratom sandwich Ugh it's worse than I remember. If anything had ever looked like "Constipation Potion #9," it's that. I never messed with Kratom, so I don't know if there's a better way to ingest it, but.. Christ. Chuck it in a banana-strawberry smoothie with actual fruit and yogurt and whatnot, then dealing with any off-taste seems better to me. Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If you want less depressing, sunburnt_aphid, the dying addict who hondarider told to take LSD, actually did come back to and posted as recently as 2014 or 2015. I searched her post history on a whim at the time and found that and felt a little better about the world. I didn't post it anywhere then because like, the actual human who actually suffered from life-threatening addiction doesn't deserved to be harassed over it, but it seems reasonable to say now. Whoa, I assumed she was gone. I hope she's still doing okay. Sober or not, on a maintenance med or not. I just mean I hope she's not in the mindset she was in at that one point.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Obligatory: Can someone give me the rundown on the Pet Island one? I know about the other ones.
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There were multiple pet island things around the same time. One was someone cooking their bird accidentally with a heater, can't remember others. I think the Megatron thing was later.
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I was purposefully trying to keep it simple. I'm a layperson that has read a lot, which I'm pretty sure is something scientists aren't always a fan of. When the layperson thinks reading some books and a lot of online stuff makes them a scientist too, anyway. It's all good, just remembered that you like to learn. I like to make sure that people know that the overdose event is in fact related to the desired medical effect in some cases. 
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Regarde Aduck posted:Can someone give me the rundown on the Pet Island one? I know about the other ones.
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Also she'd fart so much her parakeet would start mimicking her farts
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Obligatory: Proposal: I'm going to do some IT work for the state department. Reality: President Trump 2016 Tunicate has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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Calaveron posted:Also she'd fart so much her parakeet would start mimicking her farts This is usually a sign that someone is at least a little lactose intolerant and is in denial about it 
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Nuns with Guns posted:that's referring to Pile of Kittens, I think? She was a PI mod for a while. Twisty was asking questions about chickens in the chicken thread, but because he posts regularly in FYAD that was suspicious for some reason and he was probated by her. That drew the attention of his friends, who uncovered a post from Pile of Kittens where she admits she put her sick parrot too close to a space heater for too long and roasted it to death. She resigned as mod after that. The megatron thing was Chido, though, in the chicken thread. Let me see if I can find a link. Here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417601&pagenumber=82&perpage=40#post414026224 I think the parrot death is unrelated but I don't know.
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Spanish Manlove posted:It sounds like the LSD worked, good for them It might have in a clinical setting but taking advice from strangers on a "comedy" internet forum on life-threatening matters is usually not good My friend has this story about his dad taking mushrooms and like he looks over and sees this guy next to him smoking and his face is a grim flaming skull so he boom quits smoking himself forever Except wait, dude your dad was driving at this time?  Maybe he just had a flashback to Planes Trains and Automobiles?
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WrenP-Complete posted:The megatron thing was Chido, though, in the chicken thread. Let me see if I can find a link. right, it was only related in that FYAD made fun of both things and both were sort of linked to the chicken thread
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syscall girl posted:so he boom quits smoking himself forever Smoking oneself sounds like a lousy way to get high, unless you're Snoop or Willie Nelson or something
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I thought the urban legend was that it was Marilyn Manson.
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Code Jockey posted:Smoking oneself sounds like a lousy way to get high, unless you're Snoop or Willie Nelson or something
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Ghostlight posted:I thought the urban legend was that it was Marilyn Manson. Him can suck his own dick!
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does anyone remember the EN thread by a goon who had to get a circumcision that was caused by him never washing his dick?
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How does one never wash one's dick? Like even accidentally?
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Heath posted:How does one never wash one's dick? Like even accidentally? if it's trapped under folds, combined with laziness?
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Sometimes the foreskin is too tight to pull back. Mine was when I was younger, so I had to stretch it back a little bit at a time every day until I could pull it back like a normal penis haver.
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Maybe being circumcised as a newborn wasn't such a bad deal after all.
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sweeperbravo posted:.... I've always been okay with having a vagina, but right now i"m actively grateful for it I found out recently that men can get yeast infections in their foreskin. Absurd Alhazred posted:Maybe being circumcised as a newborn wasn't such a bad deal after all. Yeah, I think I lucked out there too.
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Grevling posted:Sometimes the foreskin is too tight to pull back. Mine was when I was younger, so I had to stretch it back a little bit at a time every day until I could pull it back like a normal penis haver. This text should just be quoted at anyone who says circumcision is immoral
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Aesop Poprock posted:This text should just be quoted at anyone who says circumcision is immoral while we're at it, we should preemptively cut every male baby's balls off at birth because some people develop testicular cancer, it's only practical
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