Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins:

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First Dog on the Moon:

TheBigAristotle posted:

Kill Six Billion Demons posted:

“YISUN was questioned once by their disciples at their speaking house. The questions were the following:

‘What is the ultimate reason for existence?’

To which YISUN replied, ‘Self-deception.’

‘How can a man live in perfect harmony?’

To which YISUN replied, ‘Non-existence.’

‘What is the ultimate result of all action?’

To which YISUN replied, ‘Futility.’

‘How best can we serve your will?’

To which YISUN replied, ‘Kindly ignore my first three answers.’ ”

-Spasm 8

Cythereal posted:

There's a book series that involves a Muslim valkyrie as a prominent character. She thinks the Aesir and Vanir are clearly just aliens posing as gods. Heimdall agrees with her.

Alhazred posted:

A muslim thinking that Odin is a false god might not be as shocking as you think it is.

King Possum III posted:

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Cythereal posted:

There's a book series that involves a Muslim valkyrie as a prominent character. She thinks the Aesir and Vanir are clearly just aliens posing as gods. Heimdall agrees with her.

Kopijeger posted:

Wouldn't Heimdall know whether he is an alien or not? Or isn't he counted among the gods in that one? And is the possibility of Allah being an alien posing as a god ever brought up?

Alhazred posted:

A muslim thinking that Odin is a false god might not be as shocking as you think it is.

Triskelli posted:

Is there a snippy "-ism" for the view yes, there's giant bearded dudes hurling lightning bolts at people but that they're not worth worshipping? Because that's fundamentally different from atheism.

sheep-dodger posted:

"joke"


how are you so mutherfucking dumb Tinsley? (Also: why does it say political science if it's about climate science?)

Triskelli posted:

^^ E: The classic "I don't know, I just work here" defense.


Is there a snippy "-ism" for the view yes, there's giant bearded dudes hurling lightning bolts at people but that they're not worth worshipping? Because that's fundamentally different from atheism.

Pakled posted:

There's henotheism, the belief that multiple gods exist but only worshipping one. That's incompatible with Islam, though. Islam is very strictly monotheist.

Triskelli posted:

Is there a snippy "-ism" for the view yes, there's giant bearded dudes hurling lightning bolts at people but that they're not worth worshipping? Because that's fundamentally different from atheism.

Terry Pratchett posted:

“Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?"

"Yes."

Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl.

"But the gods plainly do exist," said a priest.

"It Is Not Evident."

A bolt of lightning lanced down through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet.

"I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument," said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.”

ToxicFrog posted:

What I generally see with gun control is "this policy is good, and as a bonus it will make my political enemies poo poo themselves with rage and/or terror, which makes it even better".

I've also seen "this policy is bad, but at least it will gently caress over the people who voted for it more than it will me".

I don't think I've ever seen "this policy is good solely because my enemies dislike it" or "this policy is bad, but my enemies dislike it, which makes it actually good" from the left.

loquacius posted:

Stephen Collins is consistently the best


Yeah, it came up earlier -- it's worth remembering that IDF service is in fact mandatory for Israeli citizens, but that doesn't explain tweets

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Garrison posted:

I applaud President Trump for withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord. It sends a clear message to doubters that he is indeed not in the pocket of the Illuminati like all of the presidents since Kennedy have been. As to be expected, the outcry was immediate and incredulous. He fielded criticism from Al Gore, the Pope, Lloyd Blankfein, Merkel and many others. Leonardo DiCaprio said, “Our planet was threatened by Trump’s careless decision.” Notice how he doesn’t use the word ‘Earth.’ Instead we're just another planet out there—such as Mars—and its ready to have our atmosphere ripped away. Hey Leo, stick to acting and sucking in millions of bucks so you can leave huge carbon footprints with your private jets. Your pompous fear-mongering and hyperbole aren't convincing.

The Paris Agreement would have put a big burden on the US. “This agreement is less about climate and more about other countries gaining a financial advantage over the United States,” said the president. It would have sent more jobs overseas, while hurting our economy. Shutting down greenhouse gasses while allowing them in China was a bad deal for our country. President Trump hates bad deals. He stands for our country first and foremost. He’s a patriot and nationalist, and that’s refreshing. Patriotism used to be equated with nationalism, but the globalist professors and the far left legacy media have trained people into thinking nationalism is evil. They equate nationalism as ‘nativism’ and hate. The left went so far as to call anyone who wanted to protect our borders as being ‘Nazis.’ This was part of their plan—change the language and brainwash people into supporting their objectives.


George Soros, who has spent what has been called a "staggering amount of money" to influence (hack) our elections in favor of his selections, also spent $30 million on Al Gore’s global warming programs, which aim to lobby carbon taxes to further impoverish and control U.S. citizens. It’s about more money going to the central bankers and global business interests at top of the pyramid. It’s about those at the very top conditioning minds so that they’ll readily accept global ‘governance,’ which means a one-world collectivist dictatorship run by slave masters. The end game for them is making everyone poor and dependent on government. This also means digital currency, mandatory vaccines and the further erosion of liberty. Eventually it means a culling of humanity.

If Obama, Soros, Merkel, the Rothschilds, Trudeau, Marcon are excited about the agreement, then we know from that alone that it must be rejected. We know scientists can cherry pick and distort data to promote the agenda as long as they are well-plied with Illuminati money. We know that Kissinger considers climate change to be the main pillar in erecting the New World Order. Trump just put a crack in that pillar.

The atheist Bill Maher sounds like fire and brimstone preacher when it comes to climate change. He displays a religious fervor when it comes to the topic. Those opposing his view are treated with contempt and ridicule. This method is used by the globalists to quell opposing opinions on the topic. Anyone questioning it gets called names. Scientists who question it lose their jobs and reputations.

Yes, the climate changes, but if the globalists really cared about ‘the planet,’ they’d be doing something about the most egregious danger out there today: Fukushima, which continues to destroy an entire ocean. We hear nothing about that from the illuminati, do we? Instead, Al Gore bangs on his desk in his seashore mansion and demands a $15 trillion carbon tax so he and his carbon control companies can get filthy rich.

The climate change narrative is being run by con artists such as Gore. They spew out the best distorted data money can buy. It’s bunk. There’s no reason we can’t have clean-burning coal and natural gas. Both are in copious supply. There’s no reason we can’t have industry and well-paying jobs returning to America. But as George Carlin once said, ‘The real owners don’t want that."

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If Obama, Soros, Merkel, the Rothschilds, Trudeau, Marcon are excited about the agreement, then we know from that alone that it must be rejected.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Zanzibar Ham posted:

And what did the polar bear do to anybody??

Pakled posted:

There's henotheism, the belief that multiple gods exist but only worshipping one. That's incompatible with Islam, though. Islam is very strictly monotheist.

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Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:

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Cat Mattress posted:

I'm spiteful and petty enough to wish it were possible to duplicate Earth so as to put all the pollutionists like Garrison, Ramirez, and other worthless scumbags on one to live and die in their own filth, without it hurting innocent people.

Cat Mattress posted:

I'm spiteful and petty enough to wish it were possible to duplicate Earth so as to put all the pollutionists like Garrison, Ramirez, and other worthless scumbags on one to live and die in their own filth, without it hurting innocent people.

Alhazred posted:

It takes dedication to be an atheist when you're literally wielding the hammer of the gods.

Garrison posted:

Yes, the climate changes, but if the globalists really cared about ‘the planet,’ they’d be doing something about the most egregious danger out there today: Fukushima, which continues to destroy an entire ocean. We hear nothing about that from the illuminati, do we? 

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