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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

The Yankees have more home runs in this inning than my team hits in a week

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
gun show in toronto

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He did not have the tag applied during the millisecond he popped off the base.

Or I guess he did.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund
Grilli is really getting his tits lit in this inning.

I feel bad for the guy. You can tell he wants to contribute. He was really reliable last year after the Jays got him. But he just doesn't have it anymore.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Thousands of people are currently watching the murder of Jason Grilling by the NY Yankees.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Shut down inning there by the grill master.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
I loved Grilli last year but this year I'd feel better with a tee than his pitching.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

WienerDog posted:

Grilli is really getting his tits lit in this inning.

I feel bad for the guy. You can tell he wants to contribute. He was really reliable last year after the Jays got him. But he just doesn't have it anymore.

YeH he's basically throwing BP for the Yankees. Makes me sad because he was loving great last year.

:rip: Grilli, he was pretty good for a while

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Cubs are constantly finding new ways to strand RISP.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Runners In Stranding Position

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Yadibomb! :woop:

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
grillieesh

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Thankfully Biscuits wearing sunglasses for that one.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I really miss last year's offense.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I really miss last year's offense.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I really miss last year's offense.

this, except the opposite

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
That game made me sad. :smith:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hmm a runner on 3rd with 1 out. I wonder what's gonna happen?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Can't decide if we're going to get a GIDP, or back to back strike outs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Why would you ever throw a strike to Javy Baez

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Ah yes the flawless "take two strikes right down the middle and then swing at a slider away" strategy.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
On the one hand, I miss you Jon Jay and want good things for you. On the other hand, please don't do A Thing here.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Jon Jay: HBP machine.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
watch them waste this

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Pancakes posted:

On the one hand, I miss you Jon Jay and want good things for you. On the other hand, please don't do A Thing here.

He did the thing he normally does, which is get hit by a pitch.

In before Schwarber grounds out to the right side.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh good, I was afraid the Cubs wouldn't sneak in their requisite bases loaded stranding.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
OH LOOK ITS KYLE

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

HOLY poo poo SCHWARBER DID IT

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
where the gently caress WERE YOU KYLE

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Ugh.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
LOL

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Schwarboooommmbbbbbb!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
WHAT.

WHAT.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
kyle ... did exactly what he needed to .. when he needed to ...

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Schwarber in the 9-spot forever

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
AHAHAHAHAH BEEFY SLAM

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Schwarber in the 9-spot forever

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Beefy boy I take back everything bad I said about you :bubblewoop:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Lets all take a moment to thank Matheny for sticking with his guy.

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
cubs season turn around begins

go cubs go

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