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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
these nintendo dongle posts really make me appreciate timbs vision and courage

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

tbf, that headset is a third party accessory, not a nintendo thing

but otoh this is the only voice chat thing nintendo ever released

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Pinterest Mom posted:

tbf, that headset is a third party accessory, not a nintendo thing

but otoh this is the only voice chat thing nintendo ever released


big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


doubling down on secrecy until an alleged foxconn employee does an AMA: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/6ezhwm/iama_foxconn_insider_with_information_on_next_12/

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
Foxconninsider



3h

Rough bill of materials of Project Mirrorshades - Apple Iris

Kopin NED Acetate frame Polarisized or prescription lens with Zeiss smart optics Bone induction modules Microphones (noise cancellation) Light sensor Accelerometer for step tracking and head movement app navigation Magnetometer for navigation Capacitive Pavel Ceramic battery Apple chipset Charging circuit BL5 Induction module

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Pinterest Mom posted:

tbf, that headset is a third party accessory, not a nintendo thing

but otoh this is the only voice chat thing nintendo ever released


wrong bitch they pioneered voice chat

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
all the new products from the foxconn guys thread sound bad

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
just cutting in to say how do you nerds even get stank on your hang low without AirPods, Apple Watch, and the most current version of the iPhone. when I see individuals with wired headphones I just lol internally.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

poty posted:

all the new products from the foxconn guys thread sound bad

I want the Apple Glasses

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
extremely looking forward to the siri speaker

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I want the Apple Glasses

i was thinking that maybe i would look forward to that sort of thing because apple is often not the first to do something, they're just the first ones to do something right. but then i remembered: steve is dead.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



steve has transcended product design to cloud design ✋️🤚

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Extremely excite for google apple glass

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Agile Vector posted:

steve has transcended product design to cloud design ✋️🤚

yeah so in his absence the products are now designed by the competition's advertising

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Pinterest Mom posted:

tbf, that headset is a third party accessory, not a nintendo thing

didn't nintendo give Hori a contract to make it?

either way, it's the official headset

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

why ? you already have to stay on the hotspot settings page and type a password on the connecting devices. you are not going to do it by accident.

besides i've got unlimited data

if the devices are all icloud account then u your macos lappy can turn on hotspot on your phone even if it was off

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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nintendo determined to bring back this

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
coaxial is my jam. those analogue signal days

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
can't wait to wear google glass by apple

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
*sits glasses on handcrafted artisan wood charging cradle every night*

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




improve your isight with glass os 2

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
whens the wwdc keynote i gotta get hyped about being disappointed

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




bump_fn posted:

whens the wwdc keynote i gotta get hyped about being disappointed

10 am pdt

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

extremely looking forward to the siri speaker

siri is what youd get if google assistant had a learning disorder

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

LastInLine posted:

siri is what youd get if google assistant wasn't a drat snitch

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

true but apples insistence on using anything but google has gimped siri so badly that id rather be spied on and have something useful than have "privacy" and be locked into homekit for automation and bing search results

after all if its as lovely as siri is now (so bad even gruber bitches constantly about how much better google assistant is and how their lead is growing) then whats the point of having an assistant at all?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

LastInLine posted:

whats the point of having an assistant at all?
it's almost like it's not a good product idea in the first place and these speakers only exist in a desperate effort to further vendor lock-in

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

qirex posted:

it's almost like it's not a good product idea in the first place and ... only exist in a desperate effort to further vendor lock-in

so every apple product since 2010

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
didnt read thresad

someone told me apple keynote is tomorrow?? what is steve going to release this tjme?!

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
whatevr it is, its gonna be BIG !!

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
it's gonna be something you can put in your rear end and you're gonna love it.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
a WatchOS update that adds jerking off as a Workout

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

a WatchOS update that adds jerking off as a Workout

i would buy an apple watch for this

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

Pinterest Mom posted:

tbf, that headset is a third party accessory, not a nintendo thing

but otoh this is the only voice chat thing nintendo ever released


It's by Hori but Nintendo is promoting it with Splatoon.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

a WatchOS update that adds jerking off as a Workout

just in time for all the fanboys to get a good workout in tomorrow

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Only if they suddenly drop the news that Tim is fired and the keynote is led by Hair Force One

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i think if apple just shifted tim into the role of chief celebrity outreach officer, he'd be much happier just focusing on being a starfucker and they could focus on getting some actual leadership

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

tim.i.am

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm already hard

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

a WatchOS update that adds jerking off as a Workout

does this obsolete the cum weight in my current macbook or can I still cum in that and record it automatically?

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