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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Stoatbringer posted:

In America, if someone makes a gay pass at you and you 'panic' looks at you funny aren't you legally allowed to shoot them or something?

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

BovineFury posted:

Bounty hunters show up at the wrong house. The chief of police was not thrilled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrehPekp1Q

Oh dude this followup video is solid loving gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqqeFSn6sKU

:cry:

Seriously watch this it just keeps going and going :allears:

"Do you think it was appropriate to have a child there? Do you usually do that?"

Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 12:47 on Jun 4, 2017

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

In America, if someone is black makes a gay pass at you and you 'panic' aren't you legally allowed to shoot them or something?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:

Not knowing much about US law, when the bounty hunters are shouting that "They're looking for Roderick, open the door!", do they have any right of forced entry? Is it a valid tactic to just refuse to open the door?

Bail recovery agents exist in a really strange grey area of the law.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_hunter

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

That's what jury nullification is for

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Here's a robin trying to cram a blueberry into its babies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AC1G1452U

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
So Mr bounty hunter got probation.
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2017/01/30/phoenix-bounty-hunter-mistakenly-targeted-phoenix-police-chief/97236182/


According to this it was a rival bounty hunter who set him up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3a9t8Al_rc


http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/breaking/2015/08/18/phoenix-pd-chiefs-bounty-hunter-tipster-arrested/31953619/

And he was caught on tape saying he did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRAO3BAZSM

BovineFury has a new favorite as of 16:10 on Jun 4, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I can't wait for the Bounty Hunter War to kick off!

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Is lying to a bounty hunter illegal?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Modus Pwnens posted:

Is lying to a bounty hunter illegal?

Why would it be? Lying to a cop* isn't illegal.

*Unless it's a federal agent, like a FBI agent.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Lying is a sin so therefore is illegal.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so is facetiousness

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Here's a robin trying to cram a blueberry into its babies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AC1G1452U

e: no, that bird turned itself over and that was its butt. I'm stupid.

Still weird that baby birds poop out a little balloon of poop that the parents can carry away.

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 17:34 on Jun 4, 2017

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

welp, TIL that some baby birds poop out their mouth :stare: (very end of video)

And now you know why Twitter's icon is a bird

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/pk7Jdii.gifv

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm installing a claymore mine on my threshold just in case.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Only in the south. But especially in hotlanta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9IyiH1D6XM

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
There have even been cases where the cops did a no knock raid on the wrong house without properly announcing, and the home owner thought he was being invaded and shot one.

Everyone survived the encounter, and the homeowner was not convicted of anything. I think it's probably time for the homeowner to move far away anyway though.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

canyoneer posted:

There have even been cases where the cops did a no knock raid on the wrong house without properly announcing, and the home owner thought he was being invaded and shot one.

Everyone survived the encounter, and the homeowner was not convicted of anything. I think it's probably time for the homeowner to move far away anyway though.

I think the more common situation is where the homeowner then gets killed by the police and nobody did anything wrong.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that how you become Texan?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BovineFury posted:

According to this it was a rival bounty hunter who set him up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3a9t8Al_rc

LOL

The tipster just gave him enough rope to hang himself. If he shows up blind at an address he read about on Facebook with a posse, that’s on him.

At least the home belonged to the police chief and not someone with a heart condition.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

TotalLossBrain posted:

I think the more common situation is where the homeowner then gets killed by the police and nobody did anything wrong.

Yeah that happens 99 times out of 100

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rough Lobster posted:

Bounty hunters are weird. In a lot of places they aren't even supposed to carry guns. I think since Dog the Bounty Hunter is an ex-con he just rolls with a souped up paintball gun.

I knew a guy who quit his job to go to "bounty hunter school". It's not even the worst decision he's made; I'm glad I know him, he's inspiring.

It's not a paintball gun, it's a mace gun that shoots pellets that burst on contact and irritate the nose and eyes. The pellets hurt less than a paintball gun, but the poo poo inside is horrendous.

I never understood the" I'm Dog, and no convict ever escapes my grasp". You live in Hawaii bruh, where the gently caress are they going to go? I live in Nevada and if I really wanted to jump bail I could be in South Dakota in 3 days, if I"m in Hawaii I'm stuck in the middle of the Pacific loving Ocean.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Here's a robin trying to cram a blueberry into its babies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AC1G1452U

Man v. Squirrel: the Sempiternal Contest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDHDX2rDL2Q

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Zaphod42 posted:

Oh dude this followup video is solid loving gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqqeFSn6sKU

:cry:

Seriously watch this it just keeps going and going :allears:

"Do you think it was appropriate to have a child there? Do you usually do that?"

In this the reporters state that he actually has multiple felony charges, one stemming from a lengthy period of child molestation. Just a massive piece of poo poo all around.

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1htlH4q94

Gonna have to give the "win" to parkour because way more physically inept people seem to do it than gymnastics

also LMBO at 1:18

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

MNIMWA posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1htlH4q94

Gonna have to give the "win" to parkour because way more physically inept people seem to do it than gymnastics

also LMBO at 1:18

Yeah, as funny as gymnastics falls can be pretty funny, nothing beats people falling through roofs or kicking through walls.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Parkour is in a lot of modern media as a cool thing cool people do and a way to get exercise without actually going to the gym or doing reps, so it attracts a lot of douchebags and nerds who want to be cool.

An ex-friend from middle school got into it in high school. He would just randomly start walking on railings and poo poo.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

Parkour is in a lot of modern media as a cool thing cool people do and a way to get exercise without actually going to the gym or doing reps, so it attracts a lot of douchebags and nerds who want to be cool.

An ex-friend from middle school got into it in high school. He would just randomly start walking on railings and poo poo.

I think that's just normal kid behavior though

Add a camera though and wait for it

wait for it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I guess he...

had the poo poo scared out of him :dadjoke:

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014


What happened here? Some kind of pilot error?

Tater Tot 13
Nov 14, 2003

Making the best of a goon situation.

SinineSiil posted:

What happened here? Some kind of pilot error?

Catastrophic auto disassembly

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

SinineSiil posted:

What happened here? Some kind of pilot error?

Pilot error and wind gust it looks like. Don't get too concerned, it's an RC heli.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

SinineSiil posted:

What happened here? Some kind of pilot error?

I can't say for this particular model but I know this happens with DJI quadcopters when people don't read the manual properly. To start up the motors manually you press the sticks out or in (http://wiki.dji.com/en/index.php/Combination_Stick_Command) but you only do this when starting up the motors or if you have an emergency and you need to cut the motors when the copter is in the air. When you're landed you should keep pressing down until the motors turn off but if you do the stick command when you've landed it will flip the copter.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

iospace posted:

I guess he...

had the poo poo scared out of him :dadjoke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6OizAQi1JU

Tip Shades
Oct 28, 2016

Poor Choppy. Thought of rotor wash and broke.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

SinineSiil posted:

What happened here? Some kind of pilot error?


Poor old Huey, thought of collective pitch and died.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Phanatic posted:

Poor old Huey, thought of collective pitch and died.

Cyclical humor

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
How bout those cops huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt8hIRlCW0U
An old favorite, a tough guy tries to rob an undercover cop and is all :qq: when caught

http://i.imgur.com/ZbErYKv.gifv
Do not run red lights

http://i.imgur.com/aJ6dfPi.gifv
Here's your ball back, kid!

And some police brutality
http://i.imgur.com/pc114hU.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/il3lSpT.gifv

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