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Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Crosby and Malkin both held shotless in the same playoff game for the first time.

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Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

Xtanstic posted:

The Pens have a horn guy

Yeah but everyone (besides pens fans) already has an unreasonable hatred for that greatest of Americans, the horn guy.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I just found the "lone Bruins fan in a sea of Hawks fans" moment for this series on NHL Overtime: they're behind the guys in orange and silver suits with tophats.

Dude with a Pens hat is head down texting and his wife has her teeth clenched hating every moment of this.

e- Better description.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jun 4, 2017

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

What's the threshold for calling a delay of game for refusing to advance the puck?

Because that last PP for the preds had to have been pushing it, right?

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
The game was over, who cares? Better than them fighting.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Aphrodite posted:

Reminder that several of you also liked the stuff LA does once.

Except Cartman, nobody has ever liked Cartman.

And now it's not safe to be a Kings fan in SAS; case in point.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

xzzy posted:

What's the threshold for calling a delay of game for refusing to advance the puck?

Because that last PP for the preds had to have been pushing it, right?

Naw, just down home, good ole gamesmanship.

Speaking of bullshit, where were all the thousands of catfishes that were promised? Where was my slowly yet ever moving wall of bottom feeders that gradually enveloped the home shoots twice side of the rink until they had to play center ice tag with Fluery as all time goalie for the 2nd and 3rd periods.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

dont be mean to me posted:

And now it's not safe to be a Kings fan in SAS; case in point.

It was never safe.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

xzzy posted:

What's the threshold for calling a delay of game for refusing to advance the puck?

Because that last PP for the preds had to have been pushing it, right?

It would be peak NHL to call Subban on delay of game while they have swallowed their whistles on all the crosschecking and poo poo.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


yellowcar posted:

It was never safe.

I'm not going to doxx myself for you.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I ain't shook until the Pens lose a home game.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Ekholm is a shitpile.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
gently caress eminem. Play MAF suckas

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Abner Assington posted:

Ekholm is a shitpile.

I think it was the point in the game that Ekholm was responded to this highstick/check from behind to Arviddson.

https://streamable.com/gmaji

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Siroc posted:

I think it was the point in the game that Ekholm was responded to this highstick/check from behind to Arviddson.

https://streamable.com/gmaji

Now, I know the Penguins are legendarily lovely but I don't know if they can bend the limits of space time and check a dude in the chest from behind.

Captain Internet fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jun 4, 2017

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Ginette Reno posted:

I ain't shook until the Pens lose a home game.

I feel that way too.

Game 5 is gonna be crucial

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

bizarre deformity posted:

I feel that way too.

Game 5 is gonna be crucial

Yeah it'll be interesting to see how the preds handle their first ever SCF elimination game

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Yinzers are dropping n bombs in response to tonight's Pens loss. https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/871214477508739072

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Stiev Awt posted:

Yinzers are dropping n bombs in response to tonight's Pens loss. https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/871214477508739072

gently caress yinzers

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

People on the internet are terrible? Wow, I am shocked.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

#NotAllYinzers

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
Gee golly the Narshville Pardners done gone won theyselves a hawkey game

:banjo:

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

xzzy posted:

What's the threshold for calling a delay of game for refusing to advance the puck?

Because that last PP for the preds had to have been pushing it, right?

IIRC the Sedins did it for an entire two minutes a couple of years ago when the Canucks were up by 1 and got a powerplay with like 2:15 left.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
This one tweet proves without a shadow of a doubt that Yinzers are the Worst Fans Ever™

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Abner Assington posted:

This one tweet proves without a shadow of a doubt that Yinzers are the Worst Fans Ever™

Until brazenly racist Yinz Fans become a trend, surely Best Fans are worse.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

xzzy posted:

What's the threshold for calling a delay of game for refusing to advance the puck?

Because that last PP for the preds had to have been pushing it, right?

I don't think there's an actual time limit in the rulebook, it's down to referee discretion.

Which in the playoffs means NeverWhistle.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
That game kicked rear end

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
HHHooooooooOOOOOnnnnnnnnnKKKK

HHHooooooooOOOOOnnnnnnnnnKKKK

HHHooooooooOOOOOnnnnnnnnnKKKK

YOU SUCK

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Stiev Awt posted:

Yinzers are dropping n bombs in response to tonight's Pens loss. https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/871214477508739072

I was thinking about this more and I don't think it's fair to post Marc Bergevin's private tweets no matter how bad they are

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Sharks Eat Bear posted:

Yeah it'll be interesting to see how the preds handle their first ever SCF elimination game

lol ok bro

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
gently caress racism, but that isn't even true. Byfuglien has 5 inches and 50 lbs on PK.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Stretch Marx posted:

HHHooooooooOOOOOnnnnnnnnnKKKK

HHHooooooooOOOOOnnnnnnnnnKKKK

HHHooooooooOOOOOnnnnnnnnnKKKK

YOU SUCK

HEY, YINZ SUCK!

WE'RE GONNA BEAT DA HELL OUTTA YINZ! YINZ! YINZ! YINZ YINZ YINZ!

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004


Sorry I forgot to append my post with a :v:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




CBJSprague24 posted:

HEY, YINZ SUCK!

WE'RE GONNA BEAT DA HELL OUTTA YINZ! YINZ! YINZ! YINZ YINZ YINZ!

IT'S ALL YINZ FAULT!
IT'S ALL YINZ FAULT!
IT'S ALL YINZ FAULT!

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/871431250770354180

Bad hockey town does not have a facility fit for hosting the SCF

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

goldrush posted:

this image needs to be somebody's av pronto

this is even better for that use

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

THE MACHO MAN posted:

this is even better for that use



Look at that slimey bug-eyed, gaping maw of a creature.

That catfish is pretty ugly too.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

How is the thread title not "Catfish Rising"?
I am sure as gently caress I'm not the only hockey fan that also listens to Ian Anderson

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Sidney Crosby said he did not mock P.K. Subban’s terrible breath

The most contentious SCF ever.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

"He just likes the attention" is a really hollow comeback to something someone who already had 19 cameras in his face said.

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