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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




"Excuse me, ladies, are you expecting a big sausage delivery?"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I'm afraid that might make the bacon just too salty.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Seeking a good recipe for chicken porm

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Chitin posted:

Seeking a good recipe for chicken porm

You've said what we were all thinking

Thanks gorn

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/870805719976562689

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
When it's not enough to be a killjoy, try ... XKCD killjoy, for the discerning gentleman.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
goatkcd would turn Florida into goatse, which would be perfect in this situation

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

nerdz posted:

goatkcd would turn Florida into goatse, which would be perfect in this situation

actually the whole picture would be goatse which would work just as well

:nws:https://goatkcd.com/1845/
just in case you were wondering or had a hankerin' for the old goatman

DiggityDoink has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Jun 3, 2017

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

I work right next to this place, (it's actually SUSsex) ironically it's right next door to a police custody building.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Random Stranger posted:

Important message for Stacy!



Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

hawowanlawow posted:

I'd like jastiger to weigh in on this damning evidence that the Midwest is more brain hosed than the South

Pls don't henti shame

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Priming is a hell of a drug

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Now show us the product we can order to solve this problem.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012


Infomercial or black and white porno?

Maybe both?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

thanks obama

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
That's just inexperience

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Silly Paris, we do it with uncharged crystals.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe



One day I, too, hope to create an IP so ridiculously successful, I will give ZERO fucks when people make unlicensed garbage with it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
That would be a cute charger if you weren't receiving electricity from Pikachu's butthole.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

RatHat posted:

That would be a cute charger if you weren't receiving electricity from Pikachu's butthole.

Where else would you get it?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

Where else would you get it?

The tail of course.

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Slime posted:

The tail of course.

That would involve alligator clips or something. Getting electricity from a pikachus butthole is much safer from a osha perspective.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


maybe someday I'll learn to win with anything but a berserker, but god drat is it frustrating dying to every random trash in existence when you can't solve every problem by hitting AA

edit: how the gently caress

Indecisive has a new favorite as of 23:23 on Jun 4, 2017

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Indecisive posted:

maybe someday I'll learn to win with anything but a berserker, but god drat is it frustrating dying to every random trash in existence when you can't solve every problem by hitting AA

Wrong thread, but I'm right with you there, buddy. :smith:

VVV: It was meant for the Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup thread in Games.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Indecisive posted:

maybe someday I'll learn to win with anything but a berserker, but god drat is it frustrating dying to every random trash in existence when you can't solve every problem by hitting AA

What?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sounds like Finland.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Indecisive posted:

maybe someday I'll learn to win with anything but a berserker, but god drat is it frustrating dying to every random trash in existence when you can't solve every problem by hitting AA

This is why I'm divorced now

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Jamesman posted:




One day I, too, hope to create an IP so ridiculously successful, I will give ZERO fucks when people make unlicensed garbage with it.

I work in an elementary school library. 2nd grade boys would literally fight each other to check out this book.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Cindy Shitbird posted:

Wrong thread, but I'm right with you there, buddy. :smith:

VVV: It was meant for the Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup thread in Games.

Thanks, I thought it was the path of exile thread for a minute.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
She's making the exact face I made while staring at that toad.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Rolo posted:

She's making the exact face I made while staring at that toad.

She's got a better reason though.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

yaffle posted:

I work in an elementary school library. 2nd grade boys would literally fight each other to check out this book.

I know kids books aren't necessarily Shakespeare, but why the gently caress is a book about a farting video game character in a school library?

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
Yeah why would you write about things that interest kids to get kids reading?!

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Don't get me started with how many things there are in classrooms that can be used to draw dicks and butts.

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