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Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


I wonder how the alternate universe looks where Bubba Wallace stayed with JGR as a part-time driver.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I went to NASCAR.com to try and quickly find where Bubba was in points and holy Christ, what a pile of poo poo website.

e- He's fourth. Also, five drivers have stage wins and 6 have Playoff Points (three are at 1 point each). Holy Christ, what a pile of poo poo series.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Jun 4, 2017

SPiTZ
Aug 9, 2004

CBJSprague24 posted:

I went to NASCAR.com

That's like going to playboy.com and expecting the best.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
It's quicker to just go to Jayski's site outside and play.

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
SAD NEWS: Stubbed my toe and dropped one of my Department 56 houses on the ground.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"DRIVERS, START YOUR ENGINES! LET'S GO!" :ramsay:

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Kitchen Nightmares Season 10 episode 3 - The France Family Business.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

dentist toy box posted:

Kitchen Nightmares Season 10 episode 3 - The France Family Business.

I prefer to watch Canadian streams. Commercials are all for Pinties sauces and poo poo

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

lmao the crowd popped big time when they showed that it was Kyle missing a wheel

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Radio on that stop is gunna be loving hilarious

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


This is a preview of Kyle's radio, I bet.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
tahrs is what wins races

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

VikingSkull posted:

tahrs is what wins races

Torrs wins races, but legends never d-AAAHHHHH!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

This is a preview of Kyle's radio, I bet.

his or his crew chief's

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
"Oh let me tune into the Cup race to kill some time before IndyCar at Detroit."

*Danica spins on her own*

"Whelp."

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
How has Landon Cassill been racing in Cup for 8 years

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

They start em young

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

kidcoelacanth posted:

They start em young

we were looking for "Poorly"

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

overtime is such a loving joke

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

Arnold Layne posted:

NASCAR is such a loving joke

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
What a tremendously bullshit win.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Overtime is the worst thing NASCAR has done in the last decade. "HEY GWC IS FINE BUT HEY LETS HAVE LIKE ZERO CHANCE OF A GREEN FINISH IF THERES A WRECK WHICH WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF GWC"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Arnold Layne posted:

overtime is such a loving joke

Yeah we should wait another half hour under red to clean that wreck

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

exploded mummy posted:

Yeah we should wait another half hour under red to clean that wreck

As opposed to making them run laps across a beach for 15 minutes and then ending the race.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Hey gang we here at NASCAR don't want our races to end under caution because then foreigners might win so instead we're gonna run a parade for 5 laps and then end under caution anyway xd

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

exploded mummy posted:

Yeah we should wait another half hour under red to clean that wreck

There was nothing wrong with GWC, which is why we have the OT line. It's stupid.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

What a NASCAR-rear end NASCAR race

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ok, NBC, the Detroit GP is over. You know what to do: Bestwick/Burton/Letarte in the booth, Punch/Snider/Burns/Massaro on pit road, let's do this thing. :regd08:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

That ending sure was a wet fart

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
drat it I wanted Newman in the chase again. Fat moon landing deniers need to stick together.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

drat it I wanted Newman in the chase again. Fat moon landing deniers need to stick together.

He's already in, he won Phoenix :ssh:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Wow really? Hahahaha.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



So, I was Googling Dick Trickle tonight (don't ask, it involved a lovely Twitter troll) and I saw this longform article about him. Thought I'd share it for anyone who missed it and any new fans we have itt:

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/7/30/4567960/dick-trickle-suicide-nascar-profile

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
another hero for the thread

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


It's a little presumptuous to call yourself a hero, Viking

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
if it was me I would have yelled a curse to the skies and thrown myself over

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

if it was me I would have yelled a curse to the skies and thrown myself over

Important: which car do you aim for

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


kidcoelacanth posted:

Important: which car do you aim for

#48.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

That guy who climbed the fence just wanted to show Jimmie how much he loved him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbMH97-pau0&t=2154s

Or maybe he was also prepping for next year's points system. He'd be worth 20 points, at least.

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Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

But would that invoke the 5 minute timer or nah?

Edit: Also I apparently won the thing last week, I got all upgrades already, so idk, any good Av suggestions?

Slickdrac fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jun 5, 2017

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