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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Wait, are we not friends with Qatar anymore?

Don't we have an air force base there? I distinctly remember taking a few four day passes there during OIF.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
You're forgetting the comedy response that's only possible under Trump/Tillerson:

The US says "sort this out among yourselves. Then the US immediately says the airbase stays operating exactly as it is and dares Qatar to do anything about it. Granted you can't practically supply without local markets, but Qatar would blink first.

e; airbase is not naval

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jun 5, 2017

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Wait, are we not friends with Qatar anymore?

Don't we have an air force base there? I distinctly remember taking a few four day passes there during OIF.

Al Udeid Airbase is a pretty big deal.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Wait, are we not friends with Qatar anymore?

Don't we have an air force base there? I distinctly remember taking a few four day passes there during OIF.

The US has about 10k people at the main Qatari airbase, plus whoever else is around and god only knows how many nationals.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

M_Gargantua posted:

You're forgetting the comedy response that's only possible under Trump/Tillerson:

The US says "sort this out among yourselves. Then the US immediately says the naval base stays operating exactly as it is and dares Qatar to do anything about it. Granted you can't practically supply without local markets, but Qatar would blink first.

Ironically, not actually the worst idea in policy terms.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Guys I'm sure this all part or Kushner's brilliant plan.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

M_Gargantua posted:

You're forgetting the comedy response that's only possible under Trump/Tillerson:

The US says "sort this out among yourselves. Then the US immediately says the airbase stays operating exactly as it is and dares Qatar to do anything about it. Granted you can't practically supply without local markets, but Qatar would blink first.

e; airbase is not naval

Honestly, us saying "You do what you want, our bases are staying open, don't gently caress with them" is the best possible answer, which means we're probably not taking it.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

We need to hope all future international crises have "the US does nothing" as a valid option too because that's the one that's going to happen for the next 8.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

mlmp08 posted:

Al Udeid Airbase is a pretty big deal.

Behind Ramstein, it's probably the most important USAF base on the entire Eurasian landmass.

redneck nazgul posted:

Honestly, us saying "You do what you want, our bases are staying open, don't gently caress with them" is the best possible answer, which means we're probably not taking it.

Yeah, this is actually the correct answer.

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome

redneck nazgul posted:

Prediction B: Oil prices are going to rise, boosting Texas, Russia, and Iran's economies.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

farraday posted:

The US has about 10k people at the main Qatari airbase,
and every single one of them would be delighted if the place closed down and never came back.

It is a pit.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
this qatar thing is weird as gently caress, how did the us not hear any rumbling amongst ostensible allies that they were going to break with and diplomatically isolate another ally?

edit: wrong thread but question stands. also hi nazgul, im hyped for fall of oriath

Phobophilia fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Jun 5, 2017

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Phobophilia posted:

this qatar thing is weird as gently caress, how did the us not hear any rumbling amongst ostensible allies that they were going to break with and diplomatically isolate another ally?

edit: wrong thread but question stands. also hi nazgul, im hyped for fall of oriath

Because there are hundreds of vacant mid-level positions at State right now that Trump has declined to fill, and surprisingly enough, some of those jobs would entail hearing rumblings amongst ostensible allies that they were going to break with and diplomatically isolate another ally.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
whoops

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Did we cover Putin's speech where he's claiming that the CIA is trying to frame him for hacking the election and he questioned (lol) the need for NATO?

https://news.slashdot.org/story/17/06/04/2154247/putin-now-argues-russia-couldve-been-framed-for-election-meddling-by-the-cia

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


CommieGIR posted:

Did we cover Putin's speech where he's claiming that the CIA is trying to frame him for hacking the election and he questioned (lol) the need for NATO?

https://news.slashdot.org/story/17/06/04/2154247/putin-now-argues-russia-couldve-been-framed-for-election-meddling-by-the-cia

The better part was where he turned into a petulant manbaby because a woman dared to be a reasonable journalist and put the screws to him.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Did we cover Trump's latest attempt to destroy the credibility of everyone who speaks for him and sabotage himself?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ts%2Findex.html
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ts%2Findex.html
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...-own-travel-ban
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...-own-travel-ban

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie woke up, started watching morning joe, then fired off three tweets that will absolutely come up in court.

Hell of a start to his promised Infrastructure Week. Kellyanne even showed up.

https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/871687143793491968

For consequental content though, we now know why Donnie never confirmed Article V of NATO in his speech. It was in his speech, then Donnie, Bannon, and Miller removed it at the last minute without telling anyone. That's why McMaster has been lying about the speech so much lately.

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/871690557965426688

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I absolutely love that, while completely evil and maligned, they are so incompetent they can't really get any of their evil fully done.

Other than the ICE poo poo :smith:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






:psyduck:

How goddamned stupid is he?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


"That thing the president did? He wasn't doing that as president." -A top presidential aide

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

:psyduck:

How goddamned stupid is he?

he is EXTREME STUPID

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Hahahaha! He's been watching all of the breathless, stupid coverage of the London attack on cable news and thinks that he can Reichstag Fire his Muslim Ban.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

He's a loving idiot

But still smarter than the American people.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

MA-Horus posted:

He's a loving idiot

But still smarter than the American people.

He's a representative of how stupid the American people are. Thankfully, the Popular Vote shows that the majority of the American people still recognize an idiot when they see one.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

CommieGIR posted:

He's a representative of how stupid the American people are. Thankfully, the Popular Vote shows that the majority of the American people still recognize an idiot when they see one.

but the people we nominate to represent our country, as well as way too many state and county level legislatures, show that we don't recognize idiots at all.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

TBeats posted:

but the people we nominate to represent our country, as well as way too many state and county level legislatures, show that we don't recognize idiots at all.

Well, Gerrymandering is a hell of a tool. Combined with toxic voters.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Holy crap AP.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/871704159594188800

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

He's a representative of how stupid the American people are. Thankfully, the Popular Vote shows that the majority of the American people still recognize an idiot when they see one.

Or the US more generally. He's a 70 year old morbidly obese man who watches Fox News religiously and is too out of shape to keep up with Europeans on a walk.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

facialimpediment posted:

For consequental content though, we now know why Donnie never confirmed Article V of NATO in his speech. It was in his speech, then Donnie, Bannon, and Miller removed it at the last minute without telling anyone. That's why McMaster has been lying about the speech so much lately.

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/871690557965426688

Oh hey, this will certainly get European allies to provide troops for McMaster's Afghanistan surge!

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Two Finger posted:

:psyduck:

How goddamned stupid is he?

This is gonna be a great week

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

CommieGIR posted:

Well, Gerrymandering is a hell of a tool. Combined with toxic voters.

Yeah - most local races, congressional districts, and even senate seats are really only contested at the primary level. And in most cases that means such a low level public of engagement that idiocy, especially backed by money, can go very far.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Texas voter here, the only democrats on my ballot were for the Presidency and a few judges everything else had only one option (R).

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Reverand maynard posted:

Texas voter here, the only democrats on my ballot were for the Presidency and a few judges everything else had only one option (R).

remember Wendy Davis lol

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Something like 20 legislative seats in VA are unopposed, despite some of them going to Warner/Clinton. There's quite a few grassroots organizations that are funding people to run against the incumbents this year.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


VA's gubernatorial primary is next week as well. Not looking forward to hearing Bernie Bros whine about their guy not getting picked.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Judging by the administration's media strategy today, Dubke (the former communications director) was one of the people keeping the morons off television.

I think as a consequence of that, Donnie would be more heavily managed so he wouldn't have time to watch TV and tweet dumb poo poo constantly.

https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/871725977168216064

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Jun 5, 2017

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/871704326477152256

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Sorry to continue the tweet spree, but jesus christ:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/871725780535062528

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/GermanyDiplo/status/871724848317435904



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