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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

I mean why do those people even want to travel to the US, away from the proximity of the orb's power

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Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
I long to touch the orb even though I know it would reduce me to cinder and urine

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jukebox Hero posted:

I long to touch the orb even though I know it would reduce me to cinder and urine

an awkward mix

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




For someone who's really embattled over the accusation that he's compromised by Russia, he sure is trying astonishingly hard to undermine NATO.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Can someone give me the beats of the NATO thing I CBF learning what NATO is

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Jestery posted:

I CBF learning what NATO is

Oddly, neither can Trump.

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

well why not posted:

file:///Users/JComey/Desktop/videos/peetape.xvid

Bring it. My body is ready for this! Oh, wait..

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Jestery posted:

Can someone give me the beats of the NATO thing I CBF learning what NATO is

It's an alliance that if you were an ex-KGB strongman trying to bring Russia back into the global forefront and annex some stuff you would be thrilled to see a weakened commitment from its chief ally.

E: In case you were serious it's basically the alliance of Eurpean nations plus America that was meant as a counterbalance to the Soviet Union. The reason omitting "article 5" at the last minute is such a big deal is its arguably the whole point of the alliance: basically "an attack against one is an attack against all and will be met with collective defense." Fun fact, the only time article 5 has ever had to be invoked was following :911:

Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Jun 5, 2017

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

NATO only exists to give European holidays to senior military officers

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
honestly Trump probably just confuses it with NAFTA. "I always get those two mixed up"

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I like that he thinks it's a club that everyone cuts a check payable to America for. AAA for when T-14s roll across your border. "Sorry Merkel your check didn't clear, guess you're a member of the Russian Federation now. So sorry. Sad!"

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

do u know jenny posted:

honestly Trump probably just confuses it with NAFTA. "I always get those two mixed up"

If it was trust worthy, it wouldn't be hiding words in an acronym!

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/871722020278587393

Holy loving poo poo

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Want approvals.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




He desperately wants approval.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


:hmbol:

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Fun fact, the only time article 5 has ever had to be invoked was following :911:

This part cannot be understated. The alliance went along with the US in the invasion of Afghanistan even though using Article 5 against a non state actor is a pretty big stretch. And now, 16 years into this quagmire, America is turning it's back on those same allies.

mega-lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


All suffering is rooted in desire. Namaste.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

You notice we're not having a knife and van debate, because the killer used a gun!!!!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

babby want approvals!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
gently caress the orb I want a magic escalator that lets me bend reality to my will.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/871702358941736961

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
I know Donni, sweet poops. If only your party controlled the Senate. Oh....

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?
The President of the United States, in the year of our Lord 2017, is capable of being (and often is) set off by cable TV, and often has to be "handled" and "redirected" by his "staff" (handlers). I'm the father of a three year old boy, and this could also describe my day to day taking care of my son.

HMBOL

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




This is a legit good-rear end burn from weak-rear end MSNBC. :golfclap:

President Babby is so alarmingly bad at this.

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

This part cannot be understated. The alliance went along with the US in the invasion of Afghanistan even though using Article 5 against a non state actor is a pretty big stretch. And now, 16 years into this quagmire, America is turning it's back on those same allies.

mega-lol

But what have you done for me lately?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/871725780535062528

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

:hmbol: Do the Dems even KNOW who/if he has nominated for all these positions?

edit:

holy loly he just doesnt quit

the orb has blessed us this day

ambient robot fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jun 5, 2017

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




Dig up, stupid.

ambient robot posted:

:hmbol: Do the Dems even KNOW who/if he has nominated for all these positions?

LOL not only does the GOP control the executive and legislative, he hasn't even put forth a nominee for literally hundreds of positions. There's nothing to obstruct even if they had the power!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




And by "working hard" he means "repeating both sentences instead of a sentence fragment".


Jesus Christ. It's like he took the "let us vette

That sentence is left half finished because it suddenly occurred to me what happened. Last week they had Trump's tweeting under control, right? I was going to say something about how all of his pent up stupidity is now venting, but there's an even better explanation for what's happening: the weekend. Over the weekend Trump forgot that he was supposed to have people check his tweets so that he wouldn't get into legal trouble. And once he started last night, it was too late to put the genie back in the bottle. Trump has broken free of the weak chains that bound him and now he's on a rampage!

The lols are not going to stop this week.

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
He knows he needs to actually nominate people, but he also knows his base is loving retards. Why else do you think he campaigned so hard in the fly over states.?
Also he is a retard.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
He's loving orange

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Cake Smashing Boob posted:

He's loving orange

it stops before his ears and his neck. it's a weird orange mask.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Man, even if Coney's testimony reveals nothing, he is gonna lose his poo poo so hard this week.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Cthulu Carl posted:

Man, even if Coney's testimony reveals nothing, he is gonna lose his poo poo so hard this week.

I hope Coney Island leaks the tape onto a streaming site.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/871723540847796228

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

DangerDongs posted:

He knows he needs to actually nominate people, but he also knows his base is loving retards. Why else do you think he campaigned so hard in the fly over states.?
Also he is a retard.

dont some factories have to have picture books to explain heavy machinery because people cant even read?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Getting a little worried over here about Dolan Trum being president guys

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Reminder:

https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/870710660564307971

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Bob NewSCART posted:

Getting a little worried over here about Dolan Trum being president guys

don't worry, be happy.

when we are all skellingtons we'll all be grinning

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