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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Good lord that is a hairy woman.

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
So it goes

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Field Mousepad posted:

Good lord that is a hairy woman.

Or a guy with some serious gynecomastia. You never can tell, these days

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
If it was a guy they'd be able to show his nipples on Instagram. :eng101:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Maybe those nipples were too :nms:

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Field Mousepad posted:

If it was a guy they'd be able to show his nipples on Instagram. :eng101:

wait lol what's the difference

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sexism

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

nerve posted:

wait lol what's the difference

My erection.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Chichevache posted:

My erection.

not mine

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Pretty sure that isn't hair. It's blackheads.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Origami Dali posted:

Pretty sure that isn't hair. It's blackheads.

It is black ink wiped away during the tattoo process that settles in the pores causing them to be very visible. It is not blackheads. Usually before a final shot the area is cleaned better than this.

But she still has a huge vagina on her chest.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

tangy yet delightful posted:

But she still has a huge vagina on her chest.

Thread title

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

tangy yet delightful posted:

It is black ink wiped away during the tattoo process that settles in the pores causing them to be very visible. It is not blackheads. Usually before a final shot the area is cleaned better than this.

But she still has a huge vagina on her chest.

That tattoo artist must have been having some fun then cause that ink is all over her chest.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
That orchid's labia is huge

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

tangy yet delightful posted:

But she still has a huge vagina on her chest.


GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013

BBQ Crisis posted:

I found a cached version, it's as :nws: as it sounds http://imgur.com/ZYYfYba

Why is it lopsided and . . . slavering? Even an Evil Monster Jellyfish being crushed in the elevator doors would be more symmetrical.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

Why is it lopsided and . . . slavering? Even an Evil Monster Jellyfish being crushed in the elevator doors would be more symmetrical.

Lol if you think labia are usually/ever symmetrical

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

A thing of...ugh

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
seems like an odd thing to commemorate

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Queen Gnome posted:

Lol if you think labia are usually/ever symmetrical

As determined in the AUG thread before it was closed, goons do not understand that most vaginas don't look like those of porn stars; and, in fact, are repulsed by any that don't look like those of porn stars.

So, for content, some Classy vagina tattoos:

:nws: obviously :nws:
But
:nws: https://m.imgur.com/a/G1IlZ :nws:

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Thin Privilege posted:

As determined in the AUG thread before it was closed, goons do not understand that most vaginas don't look like those of porn stars; and, in fact, are repulsed by any that don't look like those of porn stars.

So, for content, some Classy vagina tattoos:

:nws: obviously :nws:
But
:nws: https://m.imgur.com/a/G1IlZ :nws:

Somebody actually got the Homer Simpson? I thought that was paint or something.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That one looks hella photoshopped.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


A thing of...ugh

Besides all the other things wrong with it, that first "S" is bugging the poo poo out of me

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

whypick1 posted:

That one looks hella photoshopped.


Besides all the other things wrong with it, that first "S" is bugging the poo poo out of me

It's griping me that 'illa' and 'salmonella' don't rhyme

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

ricketyvickyt posted:

It's griping me that 'illa' and 'salmonella' don't rhyme

Australian accent, I'm guessing.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Nope.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

Why is it lopsided and . . . slavering? Even an Evil Monster Jellyfish being crushed in the elevator doors would be more symmetrical.

no one commenting that the belly button is serving as a pretty good rear end in a top hat?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

ladron posted:

no one commenting that the belly button is serving as a pretty good rear end in a top hat?

i thougth that was a fundamental part of the placement choice

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Thin Privilege posted:

As determined in the AUG thread before it was closed, goons do not understand that most vaginas don't look like those of porn stars; and, in fact, are repulsed by any that don't look like those of porn stars.


also lmao goddamn

Rhandhali
Sep 7, 2003

This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...
Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


A thing of...ugh

Maybe they almost died from salmonella poisoning and pulled through after a months long stay in the ICU?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


A thing of...ugh

What bothers me about this tattoo isn't the silly joke, nor the fact that it only rhymes if you are mispronouncing one of the words, it is the skull and crossbones smooshed between her tits.

How hard would that have been to tattoo? Did she have to pull them apart for the entire tattooing process? Also why?

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

What bothers me about this tattoo isn't the silly joke, nor the fact that it only rhymes if you are mispronouncing one of the words, it is the skull and crossbones smooshed between her tits.

How hard would that have been to tattoo? Did she have to pull them apart for the entire tattooing process? Also why?

She is wearing a bra and it is pushing her breasts together. She would not have been wearing the bra during the tattoo. It is pretty simple.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



ricketyvickyt posted:

It's griping me that 'illa' and 'salmonella' don't rhyme

It does with a Boston accent.

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

Queen Gnome posted:

Lol if you think labia are usually/ever symmetrical

I was really expecting this to be less bizarre than the discussion would suggest, but what the gently caress? The tatoo's outer labia are decidedly not human. Have you ever seen someone with extra labial folds that extend down to their rear end in a top hat? I haven't.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Wallet posted:

I was really expecting this to be less bizarre than the discussion would suggest, but what the gently caress? The tatoo's outer labia are decidedly not human. Have you ever seen someone with extra labial folds that extend down to their rear end in a top hat? I haven't.

There's no outer labia at all.

And if there's anything that indicates people are only loving goons in the dark, it's the idea that the vulva has a million flaps like some kind of prized camellia. There's two, majora and minora.

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

there wolf posted:

There's no outer labia at all.

And if there's anything that indicates people are only loving goons in the dark, it's the idea that the vulva has a million flaps like some kind of prized camellia. There's two, majora and minora.

I'm aware there are two—the labia majora is often called the outer labia—but the tattoo has a million extra flaps, which was exactly the point.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

beep-beep car is go posted:

It does with a Boston accent.

I'm English so don't know what a Boston accent sounds like.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


there wolf posted:

it's the idea that the vulva has a million flaps like some kind of prized camellia

This my favourite thing any has said in weeks

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Failure to care for a new tattoo literally kills a dude. Don't go swimming in a scummy oil-polluted gulf right after getting inked up people :barf: Also in keeping with the subject of the thread the tattoo itself sounded offensively generic and likely not worth dying for.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Takes No Damage posted:

Failure to care for a new tattoo literally kills a dude. Don't go swimming in a scummy oil-polluted gulf right after getting inked up people :barf: Also in keeping with the subject of the thread the tattoo itself sounded offensively generic and likely not worth dying for.

Came here to post this. The kicker is it was a cross with "Jesus is my life." underneath. I think he needs to go for the posthumous modification "Jesus is my life death."

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uXs
May 3, 2005

Mark it zero!

Article about dead guy posted:

To make matters worse, the man had chronic liver disease from drinking six 12-ounce beers a day.

This apparently made him much more susceptible.

It was a rather small tattoo (in surface area), maybe he wasn't really warned not to go swimming or he ignored it because of that? Definitely a dumb tattoo and definitely not worth dying for.

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