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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/6oXoV4Y.mp4

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:nws:http://i.imgur.com/4ZuLpq8.png:nws:

edit
Eh, I'll make it NWS just in case

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I don't think you understand the thread correctly.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

PYF photos that look NWS and are

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
It was in response to the finger-dick-man.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

It was in response to the finger-dick-man.

that's still an actual drawn dick as opposed to a finger placed where a dick would go

dummy

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
You're right. Please accept this picture of a carrot as an apology:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
See? That's way better!

it even has a little ballsack

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
for that vegan hot beef injection

something something viva la sous vide

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Wait, is cum vegetarian


If not, gently caress.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Wait, is cum vegetarian


If not, gently caress.

Cum is vegetarian.

So, gently caress.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

There are so many layers to this wheel.
1: someone designed it. This is understandable as engineers are weirdos.
2: someone looked at it and said "That looks great, ship it"
3: someone looked on the internet and found the wheel and thought "Well that looks nice"

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

veedubfreak posted:

There are so many layers to this wheel.
1: someone designed it. This is understandable as engineers are weirdos.
2: someone looked at it and said "That looks great, ship it"
3: someone looked on the internet and found the wheel and thought "Well that looks nice"

Don't forget the next step:

4: Someone got ruthlessly made fun of by his friends for having dick wheels and listed them for sale out of shame.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Those look like something you'd find on a vehicle unironically called the Pussy Wagon.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Please don't leak stills from my pornographic sequel to The Frighteners.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIWq1br5HY

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Heh, leak...

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Not sure what's meant to be NSFW in that one, but I've seen that happen with my own eyes. Bigger than that one, too. It was quite impressive, really.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Jedit posted:

Not sure what's meant to be NSFW in that one, but I've seen that happen with my own eyes. Bigger than that one, too. It was quite impressive, really.

boob

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie
^^. Also, what causes that?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

left_unattended posted:

^^. Also, what causes that?

If there's a water leak in a shower or sink above it, it can fill up the paint for quite some time before it bursts through. It means the wall underneath the paint is like, turbofucked though.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

left_unattended posted:

^^. Also, what causes that?

Puberty

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

left_unattended posted:

^^. Also, what causes that?

Mom took away my phone so i have to jack it to this shelf titty

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Wait, is cum vegetarian


If not, gently caress.

Cum is vegetarian, but I don't think it's vegan.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Cum (like breastmilk) can be vegan if the person willingly & consciously gives it away.

Coerced semen is unethical to consume.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Super Dan posted:

Cum is vegetarian, but I don't think it's vegan.

I thought it was vegan, assuming you have consent, since you're not exploiting an animal. It's just not Catholic :catholic:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Android Apocalypse posted:

Coerced semen is unethical to consume.

But is it kosher? Or do you need a rabbi to extract it?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Android Apocalypse posted:

Cum (like breastmilk) can be vegan if the person willingly & consciously gives it away.

Coerced semen is unethical to consume.

Cool. Ethics intact :lolplant:

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Android Apocalypse posted:

Cum (like breastmilk) can be vegan if the person willingly & consciously gives it away.

Coerced semen is unethical to consume.

So modern automated dairy farms are vegan?

(Modern dairy farms let the cows milk themselves when they feel like it)

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

But is it kosher? Or do you need a rabbi to extract it?

You just have to separate your semen plates from the rest.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

RJWaters2 posted:

Mom took away my phone so i have to jack it to this shelf titty

Can I stand next to you, please? Wherever you are, there's guaranteed to be a reliable self own service.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Jedit posted:

Can I stand next to you, please? Wherever you are, there's guaranteed to be a reliable self own service.

:ssh:

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

"Yes certainly Reverend. Hop in I'll give you a lift." Top Gear owns.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Horse Clocks posted:

So modern automated dairy farms are vegan?

(Modern dairy farms let the cows milk themselves when they feel like it)

Animals can't give consent, so even if the animal seems okay with it, it's not.

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Johnny Aztec posted:

Animals can't give consent, so even if the animal seems okay with it, it's not.

So an animal has the choice of a bite of food, and an electric shock and a bite of food. It has demonstrated a knowledge of bot by consuming both, yet repeatedly visits the electric shock bite, is that not consent?

If not, why not?

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Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Horse Clocks posted:

So modern automated dairy farms are vegan?

(Modern dairy farms let the cows milk themselves when they feel like it)

Whaaaaaaat?

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