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I'm down with the World War Extended Cinematic Universe™ finally a chance to see FDR's gigantic, but permanently flaccid cock
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:https://twitter.com/THRAwards/status/871459957488533505 Yeah it falls apart in the climax. I don't think it could be seriously considered for best picture because of the ending.
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Jun 5, 2017 17:34
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Baronjutter posted:Gal Gadot is a really big supporter of war crimes and civilian death so long as it's being done by the brave IDF. More specifically, the use of chemical weapons on civilian populations. A huge win for feminism!
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PostNouveau posted:Yeah it falls apart in the climax. I don't think it could be seriously considered for best picture because of the ending. Also, I'm pretty sure you could count a bunch of Spielberg movies, Titanic, definitely Avatar, and Fury Road as "popcorn flicks". Also, LOTR:ROTK not only is a popcorn flick, but it WON best picture.
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Jun 5, 2017 17:38
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A Handed Missus posted:I'm down with the World War Extended Cinematic Universe™ They build up to this big huge battle with Hitler and then all of a sudden Russia takes him out off screen and then Japan's the big bad guys all of a sudden and it all comes down to this doomsday weapon. The worst part is the ending where they immediately start setting up a bunch of new movies that are gonna be bigger and badder. Can't we have just one good war stand on its own without feeding into the next 30 wars? It just cheapens the whole thing. No one's going to enjoy war anymore.
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Jun 5, 2017 17:42
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20 minutes total? not very efficient. they should try just thinking about jay and it would be over in seconds
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Jun 5, 2017 17:50
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pretty hott bahbi
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Jun 5, 2017 17:53
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I hope they keep doing wars and that Wonder Woman inexplicably always sides with Americans up to and including the Vietnam war where she's butchering Vietnamese villagers left and right, in order to achieve harmony and peace
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Jun 5, 2017 17:59
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vermin posted:They build up to this big huge battle with Hitler and then all of a sudden Russia takes him out off screen and then Japan's the big bad guys all of a sudden and it all comes down to this doomsday weapon. A climax built around the protagonists desperately trying to nuke a bunch of civilians.
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Jun 5, 2017 18:02
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Wonder Woman, only you can deliver these nukes into the heartland of evil Japan and survive!! *
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Jun 5, 2017 18:03
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The whole thing with the picture is everyone that met Wonder Woman is dead and no one knew she existed until Beavis Dodge, so I doubt they'll do sequels that aren't modern times. But also what the hell was she up to during WW2 that she couldn't be bothered to punch Hitler?
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Jun 5, 2017 18:13
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Maybe some supernatural poo poo went down and she "was needed elsewhere" Or she looked at how utterly she failed do to anything about WW1 and didn't even bother with WW2 and went back to her amazon god island and banged her harem of amazons for years and years on end
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Jun 5, 2017 18:13
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Jun 5, 2017 18:50
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vermin posted:If white supremacists get American History X, white middle-class kids get Fight Club, and white Irish Americans get Boondock Saints, what movie do white milquetoast progressive liberal-arts major guys get? What is there to get about Boondock Saints? I mean I guess it's pretty dumb and poo poo and that's kind of what made it funny kind of, at least when you were a dumb teenager. Though I guess you have really dumb people who actually think it's super badass, people I imagine are like Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Jun 5, 2017 18:53
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Hitler is going to be Wonder Woman's love interest she has to kill him in the end and everyone will be sad
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Jun 5, 2017 18:59
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vermin posted:If white supremacists get American History X, white middle-class kids get Fight Club, and white Irish Americans get Boondock Saints, what movie do white milquetoast progressive liberal-arts major guys get? That movie about poetry where they all stand on the desks and say Carpe Diam, the one with Robin Williams. Or Rent.
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Jun 5, 2017 19:00
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:is the Wonder Women porn parody out yet? It's being edited right now. Probably!
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Jun 5, 2017 19:01
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just out of Wonder Woman. It was fine. ending was garbage. a million times better overall than the last few DC pieces of poo poo
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Jun 5, 2017 19:11
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If anyone wants a more spoiler-y review that breaks down why the movie fails better, here's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaIJ4Kgj9X4
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Jun 5, 2017 19:13
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Jun 5, 2017 19:28
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:is the Wonder Women porn parody out yet? Was there a Watchmen porn parody? A Crotchmen movie, if you will? Ozy-Man-rear end/Orgasmandias, Dr Manhardon, the Silk Spunktre, Whoreshach, Tight-Owl/Night Hole, the Gagster vermin fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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Jun 5, 2017 20:18
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They probably all looked at Dr Manhattan's dick and said "why bother?"
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Jun 5, 2017 20:23
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:is the Wonder Women porn parody out yet? Yes, only available in VR
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Jun 5, 2017 20:58
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gently caress, imagine Gal Gadot in her military uniform. When I went to Israel, IDF were everywhere and it was weird seeing all these people walking around with machine guns (or whatever - I don't know poo poo about guns) but I swear like 75% of them were hot to pretty hot - men and women both - which lessened the scariness of it a bit.
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Jun 5, 2017 21:16
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Taintrunner posted:Yes, only available in VR What's VR? Vermont? That sucks I'm in Ohio (OH).
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Jun 5, 2017 21:18
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HoAssHo posted:gently caress, imagine Gal Gadot in her military uniform. Oh I am
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Jun 5, 2017 21:18
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Jesus Christ I'm in shock that Wonder Woman is good and that Jay wasn't gay before the cake
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Jun 5, 2017 21:21
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Berious posted:Jesus Christ I'm in shock that Wonder Woman is good and that Jay wasn't gay before the cake the cake turned plinkett gay but .....jay never had a bite?
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Jun 5, 2017 21:35
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I really like that it wasn't that Mike added gay pheromones to the cake mix, but it's just that the company now includes them in the mix and promotes it as a feature.
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Jun 5, 2017 21:38
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bring back old gbs posted:the cake turned plinkett gay but .....jay never had a bite? oh my gaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwdddddddddddd!
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Jun 5, 2017 21:40
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:What's VR? Vermont? That sucks I'm in Ohio (OH). virtual reality
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HoAssHo posted:When I went to Israel, IDF were everywhere and it was weird seeing all these people walking around with machine guns (or whatever - I don't know poo poo about guns) but I swear like 75% of them were hot to pretty hot - men and women both - which lessened the scariness of it a bit. According to h3h3, this is done on purpose to attract all the horny Jew boys into enlisting.
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Jun 5, 2017 22:01
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gotta get fresh recruits for the compulsory military service
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Trabandiumium posted:gotta get fresh recruits for the compulsory military service True, I forgot the joke but basically the hot IDF girls trick the innocent little jew boys into marriage or something
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Jun 5, 2017 22:25
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Man I'd sure hate if hot women wanted to trick me into marital bliss
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Jun 5, 2017 22:29
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bring back old gbs posted:the cake turned plinkett gay but .....jay never had a bite? Fake news.
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Jun 5, 2017 22:39
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vermin posted:They build up to this big huge battle with Hitler and then all of a sudden Russia takes him out off screen and then Japan's the big bad guys all of a sudden and it all comes down to this doomsday weapon. I'm Proud because this post successfully got me to forget what thread I was reading. Can you do that but for my memory of my relatives?
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Jun 5, 2017 22:45
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bring back old gbs posted:the cake turned plinkett gay but .....jay never had a bite? Jay fingered the cake and had a taste
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Jun 5, 2017 22:52
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Why would the cake make him horny for Plinkett when he's got Mike sitting right there?
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The only thing jay is gay for is human misery.
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