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Sure that kid avoided this fight, but come high school he's gonna be wearing his underwear for a hat.
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Sombody PLEASE clap?! I need validation!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sure that kid avoided this fight, but come high school he's gonna be wearing his underwear for a hat. If you do it right, you only have to do it once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVOXITW-Xc
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Jun 5, 2017 05:55
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"Hey Arnold" covered this as well. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtlIuTnlh0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzCXyp3SYM My son is also Owen Wilson.
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Sombody PLEASE clap?! I need validation! shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
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Jun 5, 2017 12:53
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzCXyp3SYM Condolences. 
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Captain Monkey posted:Junior Dev on his first day somehow given the power to wipe their whole production database, also this company doesn't have any backups, also they said they were gonna call the cops he was such a bad employee!!!
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Found on Facebook, pics included below _________ The crashing in the living room was not what the police officer wanted to hear. Shaken from his slumber-he had been hopeful to get four or five hours of sleep. Sgt. Wade Betters, a good dad, husband, and cop, listened intently as his six foot and 5 inch frame hung over several edges of the bed. Busy with his larger than average family, in the midst of having a new home built, and staying in a smaller than optimal rental home, the coming daylight would soon enough force his feet to the floor for another dayshift in Bangor. Betters was wishful that the ruckus was a dream, but it wasn't. Lulu, the family cat had cornered an intruder but could not seem to close the deal. When Betters lumbered into the living room he observed a standoff between cat and mouse. An epic battle of feline and rodent, both with strong wills, but Lulu looked to have a few more rounds in her. Betters told me the mouse was spent, but did appear to have excellent genetics. This was no Jackson Labratory, genetically pure-"house mouse." This was an outdoor mouse sturdy in spirit. Probably a mouse who understood the slogan "If you can't stand the winter, you don't deserve the summer." A genuine Maine Field Mouse who had built up his wind by avoiding foxes, hawks, and other neighborhood cats. This mouse was no quitter. Betters tried to catch the mouse himself. He could not. It scurried away into the woodwork and Betters did the same. Just one more hour of sleep. Better's lovely bride of many years was outside the house a little later in the morning after the sergeant went to work. She walked by the bedroom window only to see that the battle was not over. The genuine MFM (Maine Field Mouse) had been able to exit the dwelling, but wanted to let Lulu know that the game was not over. In the difficult times we live in, my hope is that we all can find the inner fortitude of this small, yet mighty, Maine Field Mouse. Never quit, look your opponent in the eye, and cross your fingers that if the screen doesn't hold, you still have the energy to run like the wind. Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone, and be kind to one another. #bethemouse Have an awesome weekend. https://imgur.com/a/mtA06
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Jun 5, 2017 22:13
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God drat, that writing is so aggressively bad that it's actually making me irritated. I can't pick which sentence irks me the most; they are all terrible!
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Jun 5, 2017 23:25
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quote:Never quit, look your opponent in the eye, and cross your fingers that if the screen doesn't hold, you still have the energy to run like the wind. I mean, what!?   
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Jun 5, 2017 23:26
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Not sure this falls under STDH--seems like it falls under poo poo your 67-Year-Old Great Aunt Posts on Facebook
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life is killing me posted:Not sure this falls under STDH--seems like it falls under poo poo your 67-Year-Old Great Aunt Posts on Facebook Why not both? It most certainly did not happen, and it is poo poo so I think it fits just fine.
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Jun 6, 2017 04:15
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Sounds like a pretty cool dude tbqh
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Jun 6, 2017 13:09
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Dude is rich enough that he can just toss an iPod out after finding a Lamborghini, vodka and booty call. A good dude.
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Jun 6, 2017 13:21
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Not sure why it's useful or cool to make up a story about what essentially amounts to finding out the couch you just bought was used frequently for sex, but you do you, Facebook guy.
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Jun 6, 2017 15:53
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Since when did Neil deGrasse Tyson have a blue mohawk?
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This is finally the stdh.txt that made my eyes actually roll outside of my head. I can't see anymore. also it's not "just like the roman colosseum" in pretty much every way you can think of.
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No but you see, those JOCKS would never have a MOHAWK to show how awesome they are. And they're paid really well.to just PLAY A KIDS GAME! (I think watching sports is boring as hell myself, but people like that are insufferable.)
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Jun 6, 2017 16:46
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I know the first thing I think of when I see someone with a colored mohawk is "hm that must be a fan of the local sports team"
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Jun 6, 2017 16:50
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It's interesting how these people always have their own expensive hobbies that are totally cool and good and shouldn't be abandoned in order to support [cause of the day]
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Jun 6, 2017 16:56
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drat my discretionary "Sports and Scientific Advancement" budget was spent on all Sports line items, sorry to all the cancer researchers out there I have let you down
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Jun 6, 2017 17:08
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Hmmm if only there was a way to make it so people didn't have to choose between paying for the NFL Sunday Ticket on DIRECTV and funding scientific research, we could change the world, goons. Oh well, guess we won't be able to make scientific advancement until American Football is abolished and frees up our money they make us pay when they force us to watch it
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Jun 6, 2017 17:50
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Why is this person posting on Facebook instead of Advancing Science?
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Jun 6, 2017 18:21
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You know what? You right.
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Jun 6, 2017 18:25
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Jay Rust posted:You know what? You right. Even if that really happened, that person would go on to vote for politicians who want to gut science funding. Everyone is thrilled with supporting science until it comes to voting to support it in favor over something that gives them slightly more money.
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Jun 6, 2017 18:37
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Hey guys I have a blue Mohawk, please stand by to listen while I inevitably share my insightful and never-before-heard political and social opinions so I can forget the fact that I'm a failure and can't get a job, because weirdly, people don't hire woke crust punks with mohawks
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Jun 6, 2017 18:41
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I hate those dang overpaid roman gladiators.
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Well they did get paid
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Jun 6, 2017 18:46
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Law Cheetah posted:gladiators had sponsorship deals, too I stab thee in the name of Golden Palace Dot Com, Home of the 100% WELCOME DEPOSIT BONUS
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Jun 6, 2017 19:01
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Gladiators were sexhavers too
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Gladiators were sexhavers too I gently caress thee in the name of J.G Wentworth, because it's your money, use it when you need it
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Jun 6, 2017 19:05
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Gladiators were sexhavers too Chadius and his gladius.
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In an alternate universe: "Get the gently caress out of my store."
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Even if that really happened, that person would go on to vote for politicians who want to gut science funding. Everyone is thrilled with supporting science until it comes to voting to support it in favor over something that gives them slightly more money. Public science is currently being smothered by a lack of funds and a terrible elitist and uniformising publication system.  us 
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maswastaken posted:Since when did Neil deGrasse Tyson have a blue mohawk? Tyson was an undefeated high school wrestler and wrestled for Harvard.
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