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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
From a New Yorker article, describing a white family in West Virginia: "...they had three small children, Juniper, Bastian, and Bodhi."

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Male Tears posted:

From a New Yorker article, describing a white family in West Virginia: "...they had three small children, Juniper, Bastian, and Bodhi."

I know for a fact that they're going to grow up to guard a rickety old bridge and killing people that can't solve their riddles.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Pastry of the Year posted:

I know for a fact that they're going to grow up to guard a rickety old bridge and killing people that can't solve their riddles.

lmao

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

There's a Hollywood producer named Richard Suckle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Suckle

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

PureRok posted:

Maybe it's the feminine, diminutive form of Reuben.

Possibly, but 1 of her 2 other sisters also has a normal-ish name that's been needlessly misspelt, so I'm doubtful.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


I suspect Fagner has had a difficult journey through life, even more than just being in prison would imply.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Bessie Sunshine.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Antivehicular posted:

I suspect Fagner has had a difficult journey through life, even more than just being in prison would imply.

it's rponounced, fuh-nyey

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

rodbeard posted:

Bessie Sunshine.

:3: i hope she is a cowgirl and has a vibrant, plentiful garden

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

At the park: Bleestnler :stonk:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ginny/Jinny seems to be almost as popular as "Sunny" as an English name for Korean women.

Haha, I know Korean "Sunny"s. I wonder what it is about that name that appeals to them. My friend introduced his dog, named Sonny, to one of them one time.

e: I also know a few male Korean named "Lucky"

Rough Lobster has a new favorite as of 03:42 on Jun 6, 2017

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rough Lobster posted:

Haha, I know Korean "Sunny"s. I wonder what it is about that name that appeals to them. My friend introduced his dog, named Sonny, to one of them one time.

I think because "Sun" is a common syllable in Korean names. There was also some movie about housewives learning to disco-dance that was really popular a few years ago where they danced to "Sunny" by Boney M.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Kryston?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The top one has a real soul-eater vibe.

I thought Kyrston was a Wayne Gretzky/that other guy post until the pic loaded.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Last name Abyesickle.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

inexplicably populating my "people you may know" list on Facebook:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Probably Vietnamese, probably actually Cung Lop Ban.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Spotted in youth sports roster listings for one event:
Macy
Maci
Macey
Masey
Macee

And one Aniston.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Pastry of the Year posted:

I know for a fact that they're going to grow up to guard a rickety old bridge and killing people that can't solve their riddles.

Bodhi was a vampire in Balder's Gate 2.


Also it's apparently some Buddhism thing.

vvv In case it was unclear I was being sarcastic

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Jun 6, 2017

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
I can't believe someone doesn't know Bodhisattva

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Pastry of the Year posted:

inexplicably populating my "people you may know" list on Facebook:



my sister swiped left on a guy named "Bip Lap" and immediatley regretted it

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I helped a Traysa apply for a credit card today.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
In the train station, I overheard a mom yelling at a kid named "Biden". Pronounced like Joe Biden, but I'm betting it's spelled with unecessary y's

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
Victahrei

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
The woman who leaked the documents showing Russian hacking in the US voting machines changed her name to Reality Winner.

Reality.
Winner.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Grei Skuring posted:

Had a customer called Gunn Bones

mods please change my name to Gunn Bones.

tia

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Grei Skuring posted:

Had a customer called Gunn Bones

This is the best name.

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

Cymbal Monkey posted:

The woman who leaked the documents showing Russian hacking in the US voting machines changed her name to Reality Winner.

Reality.
Winner.

Honestly, that's a relief. I was afraid a couple actually thought it was a good idea to give that name to a child.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I misread that post at first and thought the Russians had changed her name to Reality Winner while hacking US voting machines.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
went to high school with a kid named dong

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!
I work at an arts center, and two of the kids in our pottery camp are named Legend and Prynzess.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I am Reverend posted:

I work at an arts center, and two of the kids in our pottery camp are named Legend and Prynzess.

I'm sorry you had to find out you're an NPC like this.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Cymbal Monkey posted:

The woman who leaked the documents showing Russian hacking in the US voting machines changed her name to Reality Winner.

Reality.
Winner.

Are you sure she changed her name to Reality? None of the articles I read mentioned that. Her real last name is definitely Winner because her parents share it as part of a hyphenated name.

Male Tiers has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Jun 6, 2017

Shoggoth bgosh
Jun 8, 2008
Grimey Drawer
My sister's ex-husband has a daughter named Reality.
She's a very sweet kid.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Did anyone say khuram butt yet?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Shoggoth bgosh posted:

My sister's ex-husband has a daughter named Reality.
She's a very sweet kid.

does she ever bite?

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Male Tears posted:

Are you sure she changed her name to Reality? None of the articles I read mentioned that. Her real last name is definitely Winner because her parents share it as part of a hyphenated name.

I can't remember where I read she changed it. God drat that's a horrible thought that her parents gave her that name.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Speaking of people named "Butt," my dad sent me this last week:

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