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yellowcar posted:OK Hockles, fess up. How many times did you reroll the drafting to get this? 0 times. This is all on it's own. The greatest draft pick was I think in BAP 2.0, there was a person who was playing as Ron Hextall Jr; he got drafted by the Flyers, but for one reason or another I had to start over and he got drafted by the Kings.
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Hockles posted:With the 9th Overall Pick, the Chicago Blackhawks select.... Agent Jack Bauer and ThinkTank gonna lead the Hawks to a hundred more cups so that no one remembers those wimps Kane and Toews.
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hey Hockles, just wanted to say that I've been abroad in Germany for the past week and a half and the only thing saving me from the depressing boredom of being awake when all my friends are asleep back home has been this thread. thanks for sticking it out and doing another BAP, this poo poo is amazing
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Turdsdown Tom posted:hey Hockles, just wanted to say that I've been abroad in Germany for the past week and a half and the only thing saving me from the depressing boredom of being awake when all my friends are asleep back home has been this thread. thanks for sticking it out and doing another BAP, this poo poo is amazing Hooray! Meaning!
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this will be Bavel Bortkin's year. let's go Bavel
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2019 Offseason News Notable Retirements Joe Thornton Jason Spezza Jason Pominville Mike Fisher Mark Giordano Dan Hamhuis Ryan Miller Craig Anderson Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/fXBpC & http://imgur.com/a/f1QnU & http://imgur.com/a/Rf8G1 & http://imgur.com/a/V3I0A Transaction News BOS -- signed rookie Quayden Aydin to a 3-year ELC CHI -- signed rookie Jack Bauer to a 3-year ELC COL -- signed rookie Coach Hockles to a 3-year ELC LA -- signed rookie Taro Tsujimoto to a 3-year ELC MTL -- signed rookie Scott Johns to a 3-year ELC NYR -- signed rookie Miracle Johnson to a 3-year ELC PHI -- signed rookie Hugh Jass to a 3-year ELC TOR -- signed rookie Aldrig Glomma to a 3-year ELC VAN -- signed rookie Kaido Hoovelson to a 3-year ELC WSH -- signed rookie Puck Sonette to a 3-year ELC WPG -- signed rookie Mulkku Paskiainen to a 3-year ELC ARZ signed Niklas Hjalmarsson DAL signed Sergei Bobrovsky MIN signed Gustav Nyquist NYI signed Jakob Silfverberg SJ signed Jordan Eberle WSH signed Joe Pavelski Adam Henrique has hosed off to Russia (is still a FA) COL gets: Travis Sanheim PHI gets: 2019 2nd Round Pick 2019-20 Opening Night Info ANA -- assigned Southie Paux to San Diego in the AHL, his role is Other FWD ANA -- assigned Danny Provolone to San Diego in the AHL, his role is Minor Top 2 D BOS -- assigned Quayden Aydin to Providence in the AHL, his role is Other FWD BOS -- assigned Ewic Windros to Providence in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD BOS -- assigned Jus Poost to Providence in the AHL, his role is Minor SCR FWD CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 3rd SCR Line FWD CHI -- assigned Jeremiah ThinkTank to Quebec of the QMJHL for the 2019-20 season CHI -- assigned Jack Bauer to Rockford in the AHL, his role is Minor 4th Line FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is a 3rd SCR Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD COL -- assigned Coach Hockles to San Antonio in the AHL, his role is Minor SCR FWD DAL -- assigned Potatoes O'Bourke to Texas in the AHL, his role is Minor Top 6 DEF DET -- assigned Stabby McStabson to Chicoutimi of the QMJHL for the 2019-20 season EDM -- assigned Aejix Dundee to Bakersfield in the AHL, his role is Backup Goalie FLA -- assigned Bernie Sanders to Springfield in the AHL, his role is Minor SCR FWD LA -- assigned Taro Tsujimoto to Ontario of in the AHL, his role is Other FWD MTL -- assigned Scott Johns to St. John's in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD MTL -- assigned Cruz McBroozer to St. John's in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD NSH -- assigned Guy Fieri to Barrie of the OHL for the 2019-20 season NJ -- assigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III to Albany in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD NYI -- assigned Nippon Ichi to Bridgeport in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- assigned Miracle Johnson to Hartford in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD PHI -- assigned Bubba Biscuits to Lehigh Valley in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD PHI -- assigned Stanley Matthews III to Lehigh Valley in the AHL, his role is Minor SCR FWD PHI -- assigned Hugh Jass to Lehigh Valley in the AHL, his role is Minor Top 4 DEF SJ -- Anders Potetson is a 3rd CHK Line FWD TB -- Yokozuna is a Backup Goalie TOR -- assigned Aldrig Glomma to Toronto in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 6 DEF VAN -- assigned Kaido Hoovelson to Utica in the AHL, his role is Other DEF WSH -- assigned Puck Sonette to Hershey in the AHL, his role is Other FWD WPG -- assigned Mulkku Paskiainen to Manitoba in the AHL, his role is Other Goalie Central Scouting Preseason 2020 NHL Draft Projections  Comments O'Bourke is on the trading block Fieri is on the trading block A lot more NHL action this year
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Jack Bauer, a good American boy, going to a good American team, is a good thing.
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Fourth line for Cruz McBroozer?! Pfft. Coach don't recognize my grit. Or my grits at breakfast.
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Agent tell me NHL scouts like skills, want to draft high, but want more defense. I laugh. Who need defense in hockey???
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of course even in video games Detroit keeps their prospects in the minors for loving ever. loving overager in the q im going to score 300 goals or it could be im p bad edit: one of three people still in major junior. I'm a bust
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Hockles posted:COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD Since the game doesn't give you any insight into the CHL, I'm going to assume the Jemima-powered Winterhawks won the memmer both years, leading to this audacious placement 
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With a #1 D and #20 G it was actually Saskatoon who went 72-0, 16-0, 4-0 through the regular season, into the playoffs, and finally the Memorial Cup.
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What's 4th line FWD mean? See a lot of people getting it. Does that mean 4th line NHL potential or 4th line AHL
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Minnesota signs the guy who tried to kill Spurgeon. Fitting.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:What's 4th line FWD mean? See a lot of people getting it. Does that mean 4th line NHL potential or 4th line AHL 4th Line NHL In a similar vein, one person is going to get some very bad news next update. (Because I didn't check everything I should have)
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corn on the cop posted:So who died? You Lindbergh'd yourself. I'm sorry
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2020 All-Star Break Update Central Scouting All-Star Break 2020 NHL Draft Projections    Current Draft Order  All-Stars Atlantic (AHL) - Touchdown Thomas (1st selection) Pacific (AHL) - Coach Hockles (1st Selection) Transaction News 11/21/19 - BOS calls up Jus Poost from PRO WSH - put Puck Sonette on the trading block 1/22/20 - PHI claims Marc-Andre Fleury off waivers from VAN Notable Stats Athanatos is 5th in the NHL in goals Jemima leads the NHL in PIM, Potetson is 2nd Murphy is 2nd among D-men in the NHL in goals Thomas has more goals in the AHL than 3rd place has points. Hockles is 2nd in the AHL in goals, Paux is 3rd, Ichi is 4th, Matthews III is 5th Provolone is 2nd in PIM in the AHL, O'Bourke is 5th Comments The game tricked me and said Thomas was in the NHL... apparently he was in the AHL at the start of the season. I think it was for salary cap reasons. The record for goals in an AHL season is 70 http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Nippon is apparently a little angry ball of hate. I couldnt ask for more.  Im glad youre doing this again Hockles. Its a fun read while Im at work since its so bloody slow right now. Helping me get through my long days. 
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I was about to say "woof Jus Poost is enjoying that sophomore slump". Then I realised he'd been called up. DESTROY THEM FROM THE INSIDE JUICE, DO IT.
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Hockles posted:All-Stars Where is the fan vote, assholes.
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Hockles posted:WSH - put Puck Sonette on the trading block I made one Barry Trotz and the Land of Chocolate joke, jeeze, tough crowd. *tugs at collar*
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Pleads posted:With a #1 D and #20 G it was actually Saskatoon who went 72-0, 16-0, 4-0 through the regular season, into the playoffs, and finally the Memorial Cup. gord and yoko were co-winners of the stafford smythe trophy so they turned it into belts 
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i guess the islanders want touchdown thomas to work on his passing
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Gordie continuing the fine tradition of being an interesting young player and nobody noticing because he plays in Carolina.
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corn on the cop posted:i guess the islanders want touchdown thomas to work on his passing I'm totally cool with obliterating every AHL record, and then doing it again in the NHL 
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has hoovelson been scratched the entire season if so, trade me right loving now
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a false posted:has hoovelson been scratched the entire season Let's just say you are in the ECHL.
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Hockles posted:Let's just say you are in the ECHL. I think he's hung up already
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Rumors say Colorados functionaries are recording every time Aunt J gets hit as a hit for him. What a disgrace.
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I can see into the future, and... Holy poo poo.
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Bernie is quietly gathering resources for a run in 2024
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End of 2019-20 Regular Season Update  Current Draft Order  Transaction News 2/8/20 NYR gets: 2021 1st Round Pick, Kyle MacLean SJ gets: Chris Kreider 2/16/20 NYR gets: Glen Likens, Jared McIsaac TB gets: Antti Raanta TB sends Yokozuna back to Saskatoon of the WHL for the remainder of the 2019-20 season CGY gets: Brayden Schenn PHI gets: 2020 2nd Round Pick, 2021 2nd Round Pick, Troy Brouwer Notable Stats Athanatos finished tied for 2nd in the NHL for goals scored, Poost finished 3rd Jemima finished 5th in PIM Thomas demolished the AHL goals record Paux, Hockles, & Matthews finished 2-3-4 Jass finished 2nd among D-men in the AHL for goals scored Provolone finished 3rd in the AHL in PIM, O'Bourke finished 4th Comments Holy poo poo, Touchdown Thomas Welp, see ya Yokozuna. If memory serves, you will show back up 200lbs heavier. And then die. Murphy became a Top 4 DEF http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats quote:76 GP - 93 goals 
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Holy poo poo. Why isnt Ichi getting ice time with this guy? Bridgepooooooooort!!! 
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Paux racks up a paltry 12 PIM and 49 hits? That is unacceptable. Softest PF ever. I suspect his Frenchified name and living in San Diego may have contributed to this softness.Hockles posted:
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Rockin a -29, good lord!
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yellowcar posted:Rockin a -29, good lord! The entirety of the Hershey Bears is around that +/- They bad.
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Despite starting the season in the AHL and playing 63 games in the NHL. Please dear god leave Boston before Boston starts getting nice things...
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