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Wouldn't you be able to tell he's not drunk by speaking with him?
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:27 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 08:53 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wouldn't you be able to tell he's not drunk by speaking with him? Dude could be suave as gently caress when drinking.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:36 |
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That would make him the opposite of belligerent.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:41 |
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I used to work for a theater next to this Ethiopian restaurant that we all swore was a front. The service and food was terrible and the only customers seem to be a table full of guys sitting by these large picture windows who would give you the stink eye every time you walked in. Well it turns out a few years later they got rated for selling some African drug whose name I can't remember. I think it was some plant that you chew and it produces a mild stimulant effect. I know when we read about in the paper we had to go look up what the stuff was, despite being lovely little druggies none of us had even heard of it.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:47 |
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Ethiopian food is always terrible. I thought I was going to love it because it's basically thick hearty stews dumped onto sourdough bread that you eat with your hands, and that sounds extremely up my alley. Unfortunately there's some sort of spice that I can't place in almost everything that a don't like and the injera has a texture like a dish sponge and tastes like sourdough mixed with paper towels. I've tried it three times now and the only thing I sort of liked was some goat curry thing.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 16:56 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:I've always heard that high-end dry cleaners make the best fronts. Of course dry cleaners are the best places for laundering!
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 17:13 |
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bongwizzard posted:Well it turns out a few years later they got rated
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 17:22 |
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bongwizzard posted:I used to work for a theater next to this Ethiopian restaurant that we all swore was a front. The service and food was terrible and the only customers seem to be a table full of guys sitting by these large picture windows who would give you the stink eye every time you walked in. That's Khat
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 17:23 |
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My brother loves Ethopian food, but my step sister was in the peace corps and never wants to think of those two words together ever again.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 17:38 |
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Andorra posted:Of course dry cleaners are the best places for laundering! i'm pretty sure it's where the term comes from, I mean it'd make sense bongwizzard posted:I used to work for a theater next to this Ethiopian restaurant that we all swore was a front. The service and food was terrible and the only customers seem to be a table full of guys sitting by these large picture windows who would give you the stink eye every time you walked in. I love Ethiopian Food but all the restaurants I've been to have the guys sitting around like that, I think it's a cultural thing. Or maybe they're all just family eatin' out, i'm not gonna like ask ya know
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 17:47 |
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Red Metal posted:was the bagel at least cut in two Cut in four, horizontally like you'd expect, and then vertically like you would not expect. My Lovely Horse posted:Followup: did they give you a knife No, and when I went back in to ask for one (slow learner, me), the lady gave me a glazed donut. mandatory lesbian posted:i'm pretty sure it's where the term comes from, I mean it'd make sense The term is quite a bit older than dry cleaning. The etymology's just the obvious - launder "dirty" money to make it "clean."
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 18:32 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ethiopian food is always terrible. I thought I was going to love it because it's basically thick hearty stews dumped onto sourdough bread that you eat with your hands, and that sounds extremely up my alley. Unfortunately there's some sort of spice that I can't place in almost everything that a don't like and the injera has a texture like a dish sponge and tastes like sourdough mixed with paper towels. I've tried it three times now and the only thing I sort of liked was some goat curry thing. I'm willing to knife fight you over this. It helps that the nice lady running my favourite Ethiopian restaurant likes to give me bigger portions.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 18:33 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:The term is quite a bit older than dry cleaning. The etymology's just the obvious - launder "dirty" money to make it "clean." duh, that makes more sense, obviously doing laundry is older then dry cleaning. i'm a dolt
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 18:35 |
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Though spelled qat for Scrabble!
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 18:39 |
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That's it! We were bummed, we had been staying up all night working just with coffee, when a cooler option was just next-door.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 18:41 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:
Is this like some kind of bizarre secret menu? Like you ask them to use the restroom and they nod understandably and slide you a specialty corn dog?
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 19:31 |
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Panfilo posted:Is this like some kind of bizarre secret menu? Like you ask them to use the restroom and they nod understandably and slide you a specialty corn dog? You know what, maybe. Everybody pop into your local shady donut place and try it out.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 19:33 |
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Panfilo posted:Is this like some kind of bizarre secret menu? Like you ask them to use the restroom and they nod understandably and slide you a specialty corn dog? Close, it's actually a specialty carrot: http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/13/us/marijuana-carrots-texas-border-patrol/index.html Or a meth taco if that's your thing http://www.denverpost.com/2014/09/22/meth-tacos-17-indicted-in-colorado-bust-of-alleged-drug-ring/
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 20:44 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:You know what, maybe. Everybody pop into your local shady donut place and try it out. "Are their stairs in your donut shop?" *Receives an exquisite Monte Cristo sandwich*
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 20:53 |
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All this talk of restaurant fronts makes me wonder if a front ever accidentally become a legit restaurant, like it turned out someone was legit good at making pizza or tacos or donuts?
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 22:10 |
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Chinese restaurant owner admits selling opium-laced noodles to hook customers.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 22:20 |
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This is the wrong thread. You are looking for Excellent Marketing Moves.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 22:35 |
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poo poo would have been 100% above board 120 years ago.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 22:47 |
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Ibblebibble posted:I'm willing to knife fight you over this. I wished I liked it too. On paper it always sounds amazing, but I just don't enjoy it. Like when I tried these spicy pork and beef meatballs that were wrapped in bacon, dipped in beer batter, and fried. Sounds fantastic, but I just didn't like it.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 23:04 |
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I went to an Ethiopian place once and I liked everything but the injera bread. And eating it with my hands.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 00:50 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:All this talk of restaurant fronts makes me wonder if a front ever accidentally become a legit restaurant, like it turned out someone was legit good at making pizza or tacos or donuts? It happened to a Vietnamese place that I (and everyone I know) loves. They were even Zagat rated but the owner was busted as a drug kingpin and his restaurant was a front for it. They ended up closing for a bit but reopened.... presumably as a completely legit business.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 02:25 |
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There used to be a fantastic Mexican restaurant in Alameda, California. Oldschool actual authentic, like, the guy started it in his house in 1955. Anybody who lived in Alameda back in the day probably knows which place I'm talking about. Anyway, you'd often have to wait an hour or so on a weekend to get a table, and it was so packed you had to wait outside. Across the street, there was a Chinese place called 'Bamboo Kitchen'. Never, in 10 years of staring at it, had I or anyone I know seen a living soul go in or out. We all make jokes about money laundering every time we eat. So, about 25 years ago, it burns down. We all figure they torched it to cover up their crooked books and that would be it. Nope, they completely rebuild it, new electric sign and everything. Still nobody goes in or out. Years pass. It burns down AGAIN. They rebuild it AGAIN. Now the Mexican place closes, sadly, the 'upscale' fucks don't like real food cooked in lard like God intended, and Bamboo Kitchen is still there. Like 45 years of some kinda scam. I still wonder what goes on in there.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 02:57 |
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Here's a fun one: Republican villain and Bill Maher stooge Ben Sasse wrote a predictably awful book, but the reviews report an unexpected objection. Props to the hero working at Sasse's publisher.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 06:04 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Here's a fun one: Republican villain and Bill Maher stooge Ben Sasse wrote a predictably awful book, but the reviews report an unexpected objection. Props to the hero working at Sasse's publisher. I have to wonder about the person who made it 2 chapters in before realizing something was wrong.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 06:12 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Here's a fun one: Republican villain and Bill Maher stooge Ben Sasse wrote a predictably awful book, but the reviews report an unexpected objection. Props to the hero working at Sasse's publisher. I'm sure whoever did this is fired as hell but god bless their attempt to save these people from themselves.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 06:26 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:All this talk of restaurant fronts makes me wonder if a front ever accidentally become a legit restaurant, like it turned out someone was legit good at making pizza or tacos or donuts? There's a moderately funny Woody Allen movie called Small Time Crooks with this premise. Worth a couple hours if it's on TV or something.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 06:49 |
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Unctuous Cretin posted:Pizza shops always look dead because the vast majority of orders are take out (or delivery).
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 08:20 |
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Panfilo posted:Is this like some kind of bizarre secret menu? Like you ask them to use the restroom and they nod understandably and slide you a specialty corn dog? Panfilo posted:"Are their stairs in your donut shop?"
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 08:50 |
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I don't think new and inventive ways to kill MisterBibs are going to be good marketing moves outside of this forum.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 09:58 |
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Depressio111117 posted:There's a moderately funny Woody Allen movie called Small Time Crooks with this premise. Worth a couple hours if it's on TV or something. Was going to suggest this exact film. I saw it with my dad when I was like 11. It was a cute movie. They start a front making cookies while they tunnel into a bank. Hijinks ensue.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 10:57 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Here's a fun one: Republican villain and Bill Maher stooge Ben Sasse wrote a predictably awful book, but the reviews report an unexpected objection. Props to the hero working at Sasse's publisher. Gotta love the poor publishing assistant whose job it is to copy-paste "This review has nothing to do with the contents of this book and is misleading!" on every single negative review.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 03:11 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 08:01 |
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Wasting a good pun on racist bullshit.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 19:08 |
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I like tacos
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 19:15 |
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Schubalts posted:Wasting a good pun on racist bullshit. No such thing as a good pun
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