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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Blue Star posted:

Cool.

Im interested in seeing Valerian.

What's it about?

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Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

reignofevil posted:

What's it about?

SPAAAAAIDS

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

reignofevil posted:

What's it about?

Valerian (/vəˈlɪəriən/; Latin: Publius Licinius Valerianus Augustus;[1] 193/195/200 – 260 or 264), also known as Valerian the Elder, was Roman Emperor from 253 to 260 AD. He was taken captive by Sassanian Persian king Shapur I after the Battle of Edessa, becoming the first Roman Emperor to be captured as a prisoner of war, causing shock and instability throughout the Empire.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Was this thread closed for a bit?

That was weird.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Valerian (/vəˈlɪəriən/; Latin: Publius Licinius Valerianus Augustus;[1] 193/195/200 – 260 or 264), also known as Valerian the Elder, was Roman Emperor from 253 to 260 AD. He was taken captive by Sassanian Persian king Shapur I after the Battle of Edessa, becoming the first Roman Emperor to be captured as a prisoner of war, causing shock and instability throughout the Empire.

That actually is entirely my poo poo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Valerian looks neat and I really hope it's good because high sci-fi is something that's sadly underdone.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

JB50 posted:

Was this thread closed for a bit?

That was weird.

Yes



I didn't know where else to go either

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I thought it was about time the thread ended anyway

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Valerian looks neat and I really hope it's good because high sci-fi is something that's sadly underdone.

I got high hopes. It looks really neat. I'm also hoping that Atomic Blonde and Baby Driver own as much as their trailers suggest.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Valerian could be cool

At least it looks colorful

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I got high hopes. It looks really neat. I'm also hoping that Atomic Blonde and Baby Driver own as much as their trailers suggest.

If it tanks it will be another 7 or 8 years before someone touches sci-fi.

Poor sales on John Carter killed it last time.

Hopefully Guardians has kinda rejuvenated the idea of "fun poo poo in space".

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

If it tanks it will be another 7 or 8 years before someone touches sci-fi.

Poor sales on John Carter killed it last time.

Hopefully Guardians has kinda rejuvenated the idea of "fun poo poo in space".

Um... *un rolls printout of the planned star wars movies for the next fifty years and it unfolds all the way down to the floor like a sitcom photo wallet

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
as someone who grew up on the Valerian comics I can't forgive the awful casting, ruins the whole movie for me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Sci-fi isn't really toxic at all anymore

The new alien movies, Interstellar, Guardians of the galaxy, Star Wars have all done well and they're all in their own niche of sci-fi

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Man, these guys are putting out the reviews quick lately!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQSD0lHZoJ0

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Zzulu posted:

Sci-fi isn't really toxic at all anymore

The new alien movies, Interstellar, Guardians of the galaxy, Star Wars have all done well and they're all in their own niche of sci-fi

What does "toxic" mean in this sentence?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
The people that made that game must have been so embarrassed when they realized they forgot to put in graphics but it had already shipped.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Trunko posted:

What does "toxic" mean in this sentence?

Difficult to mass market. John Carter of Mars tanked hard due to a combination of poor marketing, rebranding, and a lack of faith in the project by Disney due to the perceived social stigma against big budget science fiction that isn't called Star Wars.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

reignofevil posted:

What's it about?

A film adaptation of the comic series George Lucas ripped a ton of ideas from to make Star Wars.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Here's a hot take:

If Wonder Woman had been directed by a man, literally exactly the same movie shot for shot, word for word, it wouldn't be getting the same level of praise.

Discuss!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Imma discuss my fist in your butt, ya gad darned misogynist pigdog

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

mallratcal posted:

She did not. But we found out Jay made their coffee table and that he is into carpentry.

I choose to believe Jay works his wood in nothing but a tool belt and Timberlands.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
Finally saw GotG 2 and it was good as hell. Alot of the designs and visuals were just spectacular, and felt more Moebius than Marvel at times. And I wasn't expecting a big summer comic book movie to make me feel stuff, so good for James Gunn on that.

Since they're making Valerian they need to make a World of Edena movie so I can get my weird agoraphobic french fetish clowns going insane from face rot.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Here's a hot take:

If Wonder Woman had been directed by a man, literally exactly the same movie shot for shot, word for word, it wouldn't be getting the same level of praise.

Discuss!

It would, because Man of Steel and Beavis already lowered expectations so much this could have been a decent Aquaman movie and people would still be adoring it.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

His previous lovely haircuts distracted from his big ears.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Arcsquad12 posted:

Difficult to mass market. John Carter of Mars tanked hard due to a combination of poor marketing, rebranding, and a lack of faith in the project by Disney due to the perceived social stigma against big budget science fiction that isn't called Star Wars.

It was also very bad

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
their john carter review has one of my favorite moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_XNKsdM0ns

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
John Carter sucked not because sci-fi is toxic.

We have had some very strong showings with the likes of Gravity and Interstellar.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Valerian looks closer to Jupiter Ascending.

Doesn't matter if it is like Jupiter Ascending in quality. It LOOKS like that kind of movie that audiences have little interest in.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Valerian looks closer to Jupiter Ascending.

Doesn't matter if it is like Jupiter Ascending in quality. It LOOKS like that kind of movie that audiences have little interest in.

Yea, I saw the trailer for it before Guardians 2 and just thought "This looks like a much more boring and less funny version of what I'm about to see."

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Literally never heard of Valerian before today, it must not be playing in Europe any time soon.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's a Luc Besson movie. It will either be really amazing or completely suck but have it's own charms see; Transporter with the opening scene where he goes over his rules and car porn.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Valerian looks closer to Jupiter Ascending.

Doesn't matter if it is like Jupiter Ascending in quality. It LOOKS like that kind of movie that audiences have little interest in.

Yeah I remember seeing a trailer a while ago and thinking it was more YA sci-fi trash.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wait, I take that back. Transporter ruled. I was just remembering the trash sequels, especially the one where the Russian lady kept throw herself at Strathem to the point it was just degrading to both parties. I felt gross watching that.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I am not... the gay

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I am not... the gay

That was funny line that came out of nowhere. I think it was the delivery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAc_aCA1SK8

He is really personally that tired of it

oohhboy fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jun 7, 2017

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
If he wanted her to leave him alone he should have said yes.

Or it should have turned out he was going to marry that french cop he hangs out with.

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

Arcsquad12 posted:

Difficult to mass market. John Carter of Mars tanked hard due to a combination of poor marketing, rebranding, and a lack of faith in the project by Disney due to the perceived social stigma against big budget science fiction that isn't called Star Wars.

A lot of the old sci-fi stuff that Star Wars cribbed from has really kind of been undermined as movie IP, because even if it came first, when you put it on screen it's just going to feel like poor man's Star Wars.

It's kind of like Fantastic Four. After The Incredibles borrowed and perfected the premise, nobody really needs an actual Fantastic Four movie ever again.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!

WampaLord posted:

Yea, I saw the trailer for it before Guardians 2 and just thought "This looks like a much more boring and less funny version of what I'm about to see."

I'd be pretty happy if Valerian turned out to be nothing like Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Valerian is going to be good.

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