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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Baronjutter posted:

What's wrong with imgur now?

It takes longer to find pics I can masturbate to.

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BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I hate those daytime TV shows like Dr Phil, Oprah, Jerry Springer and Jeremy Kyle because they never seem to be trying to actually help anyone. They just escalate the arguments and get shouty back which is only going to piss off their guests victims even more and render whatever problem that they're having unsolvable. Also none of them have any useful credentials, they all just idiots who are good at yelling. Any successes they do have seem purely accidental.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

oldpainless posted:

It takes longer to find pics I can masturbate to.

More like oldwankless.

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Yeah god forbid we use the thing that is the most reliable and works the most with our forums software, it makes us so much better to use retarded things like tinypic for no logical reason.

Or photobucket. I still don't know how that page works. You glimpse the image for a second and then the page goes white. Is it some ad popup that's failing to load?

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

Sociopastry posted:

Unrelated, but I thought your avatar was a happy robo chef for a second instead of a ghost chef.

As long as you see an adorable chef of some sort, I'm happy

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm irritated with imgur because:

-you have to make an account to upload stuff
-you pretty much have to get the app, and when you click a link like off here, it opens the app and it doesn't go to the actual picture, it just goes to the imgur front page, so I have to copy and paste the link into safari
-it deleted my gallery that had gross looking tattoos because "it doesn't fit with out ~community~ being all inclusive" even though I clicked the Mature Content button
-it wouldn't let me upload that simpsons picture that I saved off safari I guess due to some copyright in the picture (?) so I had to screencap it in order for it to be able to be uploaded

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I haven't encountered any of that. I just uploaded a picture right now and I don't have an account. I don't have the app either.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Thin Privilege posted:

I'm irritated with imgur because:

-you have to make an account to upload stuff
-you pretty much have to get the app, and when you click a link like off here, it opens the app and it doesn't go to the actual picture, it just goes to the imgur front page, so I have to copy and paste the link into safari
-it deleted my gallery that had gross looking tattoos because "it doesn't fit with out ~community~ being all inclusive" even though I clicked the Mature Content button
-it wouldn't let me upload that simpsons picture that I saved off safari I guess due to some copyright in the picture (?) so I had to screencap it in order for it to be able to be uploaded

-1 no you don't
-2 fair i guess, but lol safari
-3&4 "what's that? image hosts have standards they have to enforce? bah humbug"

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Yeah I just drag and drop files and it works fast and easy and I'm constantly re-hosting people's poo poo just outright thieving all the IP. Don't need an account either.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm using my phone. There is no way to upload stuff without an account, either on the website or in the app.

E: regarding standards, I'm complaining about reasonable stuff you could upload,like the picture of the simpsons. You used to be upload more stuff. I'm not talking about child porn or dead people or something. That's obviously bad and should be deleted.

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Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Thin Privilege posted:

I'm using my phone. There is no way to upload stuff without an account, either on the website or in the app.
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+request+desktop+version+on+safari
something peeve coming from inside something something

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I hate it when someone does something better than I do it. Especially if it's something I'm really insecure about!!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Thin Privilege posted:

I'm using my phone. There is no way to upload stuff without an account, either on the website or in the app.

E: regarding standards, I'm complaining about reasonable stuff you could upload,like the picture of the simpsons. You used to be upload more stuff. I'm not talking about child porn or dead people or something. That's obviously bad and should be deleted.

You're just computing wrong :mmmhmm:

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
When someone is trying to describe some inane thing or concept you already know during the midst of a conversation and you have to either sit through the unneeded explanation or try to increasingly nod your head to try to quietly hurry them along. I don't want to have to verbally push them with "yeah yeah I know" or else it might derail the story further, but sometimes the head nodding can get to violent levels while trying to get across that yes those peppermint candies that had the red and blue and green and they were around christmas time and people put them in candy dishes and they were sticky and yes I know perfectly what you are talking about and don't need further description. Sorry ma, love ya.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Caufman posted:

I hate it when someone does something better than I do it. Especially if it's something I'm really insecure about!!

On an unrelated note, how is your mother?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


cinni posted:

When someone is trying to describe some inane thing or concept you already know during the midst of a conversation and you have to either sit through the unneeded explanation or try to increasingly nod your head to try to quietly hurry them along. I don't want to have to verbally push them with "yeah yeah I know" or else it might derail the story further, but sometimes the head nodding can get to violent levels while trying to get across that yes those peppermint candies that had the red and blue and green and they were around christmas time and people put them in candy dishes and they were sticky and yes I know perfectly what you are talking about and don't need further description. Sorry ma, love ya.

My mom and bf both do this and it's very frustrating. Just get to the point of the story, ffs!

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Man. I have had a meeting with one of the Very Important Doctors at my work at 4, and he totally bailed and/or is 20 minutes late without bothering to send me an email or anything. This guy in particular is always late and has a tendency to disregard whatever meeting room I've booked--instead he will just find some random empty room, sit in it, and send me a passive aggressive email being like "I am here, where are you?". So he might just be somewhere else, I dunno. I'm so pissed.

Edit: oh he just emailed me saying he forgot! About the meeting HE asked me to book. There's half an hour of my life I'll never get back!

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The worst part is if you ever try to teach them some basic thing they claim they "just don't get", they'll keep stopping you every 2 words to say "this is sooo haaaard i told you i just don't get it". No poo poo you don't, you aren't even trying. It's not even complex math, I had to struggle with one of my students once who I had to walk through how to solve something like 64/x=8, solve for x and their eyes would just glaze over no matter how simplistic you made it. Like I'd say "what is 64 divided by 8" and they'd answer correctly, but if I said "what number do I have to divide 64 by to get it to equal 8" they were just utterly lost. And these were college students.

This sort of mentality is the founding event that makes being bad at math socially acceptable. Everyone has a story about a Math Guy doing the equivalent of suddenly speaking Ethiopian, and blaming the listener for being flummoxed.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

MisterBibs posted:

This sort of mentality is the founding event that makes being bad at math socially acceptable. Everyone has a story about a Math Guy doing the equivalent of suddenly speaking Ethiopian, and blaming the listener for being flummoxed.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but in that example I broke it down as simply as you possibly could. It is the listener's fault for not even trying to understand.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but in that example I broke it down as simply as you possibly could. It is the listener's fault for not even trying to understand.

Your assumption that they aren't even trying is the problem. It's a situation that every math-sucky person has dealt with, hearing from every math-focused person, since the dawn of time. I swear, there's no elaborate conspiracy to tell you we don't get it but not listening. We just actually don't get it.

Assuming math is in any way comprehensible is something that makes me angry, I guess, because I've been there.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

MisterBibs posted:

Your assumption that they aren't even trying is the problem. It's a situation that every math-sucky person has dealt with, hearing from every math-focused person, since the dawn of time.

Assuming math is in any way comprehensible is something that makes me angry, I guess.

Well if you can't grasp incredibly simple mathematical concepts you shouldn't be in a college level astronomy course.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Office peeve: this old-rear end bitch is having the loudest ever teleconference in her office with the door wiiiide open. I'm guessing because she is old, she doesn't really get that you can talk normally into a speakerphone, you don't have to scream. She has this terrible nasally voice and and a grating British accent (not hating on British accents, I'm just mad at her so everything is pissing me off). Close your loving door!!!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

genetic_knockout posted:

Office peeve: this old-rear end bitch is having the loudest ever teleconference in her office with the door wiiiide open. I'm guessing because she is old, she doesn't really get that you can talk normally into a speakerphone, you don't have to scream. She has this terrible nasally voice and and a grating British accent (not hating on British accents, I'm just mad at her so everything is pissing me off). Close your loving door!!!

Why don't you close it :confused:

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Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


You really want to rock the boat with someone who screams with their door open?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fried Watermelon posted:

You really want to rock the boat with someone who screams with their door open?

We did it with the former sales group manager all the time. Also had his office sound-proofed got extra sound insulation installed in his office.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
I really wanted to, but the admin lady who sits next to me said the lady is a total bitch and it wouldn't be worth the 'drama' lol. I put my headphones in, but could still kind of hear her over my music

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Dunno about you, but every Craig I've known has been a prick and a criminal.

My best friend is named Craig and he just got married and he's awesome and I'm gonna go stay with him for a weekend. Keep your Craig prejudice to yourself!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

My best friend is named Craig and he just got married and he's awesome and I'm gonna go stay with him for a weekend. Keep your Craig prejudice to yourself!

RIP goon Aesop Poprock, latest victim of Married Craig the Long Con Week-End Guest Serial Murderer.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

RIP goon Aesop Poprock, latest victim of Married Craig the Long Con Week-End Guest Serial Murderer.

There's no way that's going to happen...

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Aesop Poprock posted:

My best friend is named Craig and he just got married and he's awesome and I'm gonna go stay with him for a weekend. Keep your Craig prejudice to yourself!

No. :colbert:

Speaking of Craig, I just had contact with another one when I applied for a job.

He suddenly went on a both self-pitying and self-congratulatory rant about how (condensed): "I've got to do the work myself, but I let my workers have that day off for unspecified reasons".

He then went into a sulk because I said I couldn't interview on Sunday because I had my grandparents' wedding anniversary then, and Monday wasn't good enough.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

There's no way that's going to happen...

Soon-to-be famous last words right there.

magikid
Nov 4, 2006
Wielder of the Soup Spoon
People who state their opinions as fact without going into any detail, mostly on the Internet. Like it's some universal truth and everyone else will just wake up once they read the words. See people talking about Final Fantasy anywhere on this site for some compelling arguments:

"Final Fantasy IX is a terrible game."

"Actually Final Fantasy IX is good."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

http://i.imgur.com/wV3qktq.mp4

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

magikid posted:

People who state their opinions as fact without going into any detail, mostly on the Internet. Like it's some universal truth and everyone else will just wake up once they read the words. See people talking about Final Fantasy anywhere on this site for some compelling arguments:

"Final Fantasy IX is a terrible game."

"Actually Final Fantasy IX is good."

Final Fantasy VII sucks, it IS a fact :smugbert:

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

magikid posted:

People who state their opinions as fact without going into any detail, mostly on the Internet. Like it's some universal truth and everyone else will just wake up once they read the words. See people talking about Final Fantasy anywhere on this site for some compelling arguments:

"Final Fantasy IX is a terrible game."

"Actually Final Fantasy IX is good."

people who need every statement preceded with "in my opinion" no poo poo it's just my opinion.

magikid
Nov 4, 2006
Wielder of the Soup Spoon

Elfgames posted:

people who need every statement preceded with "in my opinion" no poo poo it's just my opinion.

Well yeah, it's just what is even the point? No one cares about your opinion if you're not going to back it up with anything.

...:ironicat:

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

It's much more that it's a 20 year old game and most people are tired of making their arguments (and others tired of hearing it) unless somebody specifically asks for it.

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