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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

haljordan posted:

lol aren't Rasmussen polls usually extremely generous towards the GOP?

Yeah, they have biased samples and leading questions too, so if you ever actually see Rasmussen finding an approval that low for DJT there's probably already an armed insurgency happening

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
15 hours till Comey folks

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

On my birthday, June 16, two years ago Trump announced his run for president.

I hope he has something equally bigly in store this year.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
he's gonna run for pope

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

ROFL Octopus posted:

On my birthday, June 16, two years ago Trump announced his run for president.

I hope he has something equally bigly in store this year.

He is an old man and probably hasn't had a good poo poo in a few days.

Happy birthday. Your president is going to fill his pants with his bitch baby batter just for you on your birthday

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
posting on page l00l

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH BANNON'S FACE


Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The evil is seeping out?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

haljordan posted:

THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH BANNON'S FACE




- Booze
- High blood pressure from too much booze
- Dehydration from too much booze
- The creature wearing this skin suit is preparing to emerge

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Frequent communion with demons/his hip flask have ravaged his skin suit

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
you're going to carry that weight

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



haljordan posted:

THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH BANNON'S FACE




Have you seen the documentary Face/Off? It's like that, only they didn't quite get it back on right.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/sarajust/status/872534270597902340

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

haljordan posted:

THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH BANNON'S FACE




He isn't even 1/10 the Lich Dick Cheney was. I bet the scrub doesn't even have a phylactery.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I feel like whatever flesh eating disease he has is going to jump out of my monitor and infect me.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Donald Trump is who Dennis Leary is singing about in the song "rear end in a top hat"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

FAKE NEWS this was hours ago.

Next.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Raged posted:

He isn't even 1/10 the Lich Dick Cheney was. I bet the scrub doesn't even have a phylactery.

I'm sure he does but probably pulled a scrub move and stored his soul in an urn or something instead of a baby's cry or the first day of winter

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

corn in the bible posted:

it crippled benoit

lol

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

haljordan posted:

THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH BANNON'S FACE

He...he hasn't been Russiafied, has he?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Donald Trump is who Dennis Leary is singing about in the song "rear end in a top hat"
But that song makes fun of Russia and I thought Trump and Russia were bffs?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I hope donald trump runs over a leaders foot with a golfcart eventually leading to soured relations between those countries.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I hope donald trump runs over a leaders foot with a golfcart eventually leading to soured relations between those countries.
I hope it's Duerte.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I hope donald trump runs over a leaders foot with a golfcart eventually leading to soured relations between those countries.

Supporters lauded it as "bold", "decisive" and "the kind of leadership that America needs #winning", adding "her emails"

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Raged posted:

He isn't even 1/10 the Lich Dick Cheney was. I bet the scrub doesn't even have a phylactery.





“Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power” - Steve Bannon.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
When I picture donald trump in his golfcart waving I picture homer simpson in the car he created honking and waving.

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

ROFL Octopus posted:

On my birthday, June 16, two years ago Trump announced his run for president.

I hope he has something equally bigly in store this year.

Happy early birthday! :toot:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I hope donald trump runs over a leaders foot with a golfcart eventually leading to soured relations between those countries.

I bet he knocks someone right in the dong.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
the only cloudy thing stopping trump from doing his job is his mind

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

There's gonna be some real loving confused archaeologists a couple of thousand years from now.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Why does the first picture have a Mexican beer if they want to make America great again

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Catastrophe posted:

- Booze
- High blood pressure from too much booze
- Dehydration from too much booze
- The creature wearing this skin suit is preparing to emerge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIBDRyDQuo

Jerome Louis
Nov 5, 2002
p
College Slice

haljordan posted:

Why does the first picture have a Mexican beer if they want to make America great again

Fun fact the stock of the company that makes that beer tanked when Trump was elected over fears he was going to tax Mexican imports/get crazy with Mexican trade. Now the stock has rebounded and is at an all time high because everyone realized our President is a Retard and Won't Do Anything

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

posting on page 1001 Arabian Orbs

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

An intern hired this morning rushes into the Oval Office

Intern: Mr Trump, your approval ratings are in the toilet!

Trump: *wiggles eyebrows*


This one sort of makes me sad because it makes me think that they received some report that says Trump supporters feel alienated by their friends and family, who are worried their fervent support for Trump is part of a mental illness so they're turning the tables and attacking the Democrats/ any news source other than Fox News for the same thing, but who knows I'm a goddamn idiot

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

When I picture donald trump in his golfcart waving I picture homer simpson in the car he created honking and waving.

This is pretty fitting, seeing that america is pretty much exactly like herbert powell giving total control over the next car state of the US to a yellow retard.

And also seeing that he regains his former glory by finding a way to communicate directly with a baby.

Lmao

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


Creep-in-chief

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

you missed a couple 0s

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

trying to figure out who wanted to be alone with Trump the least, Comey or Melania

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
its the heirarchy of "intolerable and weird people"


At the top is Comey, who does not want to be anywhere near trump

Then Melania, who married trump, and doesn't want to be anywhere near trump (but sits below comey for marrying the dude)

Then there's trump

Then there's trumps supporters, who trump doesn't want to be left alone with. They are at the very bottom of the chain


The rest of us are somewhere between Comey and Melania

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