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One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
Thigh gap and now ball gap, how do the bhabis keep up with all these unobtainable, superficial standards of beauty?

One in the Bum fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jun 7, 2017

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

1. push up bra
2. implants

next

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

nerdz posted:

1. push up bra
2. implants

next

you gotta explain it in language they can understand or else they won't get it

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

nerdz posted:

1. push up bra
2. implants

next

Uhh, this has clearly been answered already. It's archamedis principal - the buoyancy of the balls keeps them bobbing in their own milkiness.

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009
What do they call actual male balls?

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
rotis

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


nerdz posted:

1. push up bra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFUebI

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009
Very saxy boba

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

you gotta explain it in language they can understand or else they won't get it

1. melon stand
2. fake milk

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



*nods sagely* Many one gently caress my rear end.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey baby, interested in a chair dance?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Phlegmish posted:

*nods sagely* Many one gently caress my rear end.

phlegmish i love u r rear end come

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This thread is insane.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Mhadona - Like A CHair

Cum Galleon
Oct 16, 2004

Your shipment has arrived.
Love it when a babe wears string panties

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
It does my heart good to know that somewhere goons are furiously googling every possible permutation of uncle, bhabi, and fac hunting for the big milk.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Phlegmish posted:

*nods sagely* Many one gently caress my rear end.

u r panty size please

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Don't mistake bhabi for bally XD

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

reignofevil posted:

It does my heart good to know that somewhere goons are furiously googling every possible permutation of uncle, bhabi, and fac hunting for the big milk.

Raymond Chandler, "The Big Milk" posted:

What did it matter what plumply holes when you got fac? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on the top of a high hill? You had full pennies, you were milking the big milk, you were not bothered by bitch lasagna. Big nipples and big life were the same as bhabi and super bowl to you goodboob madam. You just milked the big milk, not caring about the nastiness of how you gently caress rear end or where you troll sexy actress.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
inspiring

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
This is the best thread anyone ever started.

P.S. I played the song for my mom a couple weeks ago with no context. All she said was, "Why Cambodia?"

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Needs downstairs beef sizzle

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
110

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
What do they think "bitch" means?

Bitch lasagna
Bitch poison
Bitch fat American

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Definitely be careful, I knew a British guy who made a casually racist joke about Pakistan and the next thing he knew he was making GBS threads helplessly in the streets of Deolali as passers-by ignored his desperate pleas for help (which mainly consisted of asking for "bog roll and a copy of the Mirror. Or the Sun, even, I'm not fussy").

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

kinda checks out here

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
ASMR w/hot indian porn comments.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
[quote="“Phlegmish”" post="“473109747”"]
Hmm...OK.

6/10


Every time this comes up I just wonder what they call their actual balls.
[/quote]

Breasts

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Phlegmish posted:

Hmm...OK.

6/10


Every time this comes up I just wonder what they call their actual balls.

Superbowls

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
soup her balls

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Hot Dad's "what means sex?" is legit my favourite song right now. I love it so much.



Supper bubs.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Hot Dad's "what means sex?" is legit my favourite song right now. I love it so much.



Supper bubs.

here it is again in case anyone missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

It's all so so good

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

here it is again in case anyone missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

It's all so so good

omg

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Want Hot Dad to sign my wife's balls

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009

But Pakistan is number 3 on the list of countries with highest rates of open defecation, just behind Indonesia and India.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Hammurabi posted:

But Pakistan is number 3 on the list of countries with highest rates of open defecation, just behind Indonesia and India.

God drat do I love my home country.

Indonesia, tanah taiku.

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I thought Indonesia is a good country

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