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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
When you picture the Trump presidency, imagine a hooker, pissing on a human face — forever

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

hey spunky

gently caress off

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Teikanmi posted:

When you picture the Trump presidency, imagine a hooker, pissing on a human face — forever

You imagine that due to your broken, perverted brain

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

That closed session is going to be awash in piss

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008




Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

You imagine that due to your broken, perverted brain

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




quick detour from the lols to remember that hookers are often trafficked as sex slaves and society could be doing more to help these people

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



"I can't say that in public, but I'll tell you later" translates to "Piss tape is real".

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
everybody knew that comey wouldnt say any details about the ongoing investigation. trumpyposters taking that as a win is a minor lol

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
lol you can even watch it on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/news

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

well why not posted:

quick detour from the lols to remember that hookers are often trafficked as sex slaves and society could be doing more to help these people

on the bright side though, some hooker got to piss all over the future POTUS

thats gotta be the whore version of... well, ascending to be the POTUS

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Ha! Bill cost Hillary the election! :v:

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Was in Chicago for a week and missed 4200 posts... What did I miss?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

well why not posted:

quick detour from the lols to remember that hookers are often trafficked as sex slaves and society could be doing more to help these people

Often they're illegal immigrants. Human trafficking is bad, imo

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tumble posted:

on the bright side though, some hooker got to piss all over the future POTUS

thats gotta be the whore version of... well, ascending to be the POTUS

Quite frankly if that piss tape comes to light and those hookers can be identified in any way, Putin probably had them disappeared long ago.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Captain Yossarian posted:

Was in Chicago for a week and missed 4200 posts... What did I miss?

comey was asked if pisstape was real and said he can't answer in a public hearing because its classified

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol

Hey did anyone else get called a "NeoLiberal" like it's a dirty word yesterday? Man. I tell you, RIP my sides.


edit:


VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

lol imagine being so hosed up that you see President Donald Trump and think "boy i have to make sure people don't besmirch this fair mans name"

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Captain Yossarian posted:

Was in Chicago for a week and missed 4200 posts... What did I miss?

Get this. Our United States President is Donald Trump and he chugs piss.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Captain Yossarian posted:

Was in Chicago for a week and missed 4200 posts... What did I miss?

Trump is still fine

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
this piss is CLASSIFIED

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




um piss tape is real fyi

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Jose posted:

comey was asked if pisstape was real and said he can't answer in a public hearing because its classified

Lol,

Trump status : Fine

Your status : Still Cucked

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




holy poo poo he is draggin trump in the classiest way

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

"i was alone with the president" - lol

"Created a written record?" - show us where he touched you

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
"i was sure he'd lie" - lol

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
Comey felt he needed to write things down because he thought Trump would lie. smart man

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Jose posted:

comey was asked if pisstape was real and said he can't answer in a public hearing because its classified

But he was willing to say that there was concern that Russia has "salacious" material to blackmail Trump with and Trump spontaneously and unprompted denied details of it in conversations.

So basically, the piss tape is real.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/872824806936387584

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
lmao "The Prez a liar and a baby SHRUG"

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

well why not posted:

holy poo poo he is draggin trump in the classiest way

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I like how he told Sessions "Don't leave me alone with this moron again"

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


and he followed it up by saying he did it nine times

the director of the fbi wrote out his conversations nine loving times

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Lol,

Trump status : Fine

Your status : Still Cucked


Random Stranger posted:

But he was willing to say that there was concern that Russia has "salacious" material to blackmail Trump with and Trump spontaneously and unprompted denied details of it in conversations.

So basically, the piss tape is real.

Checkmate Libtards, triggered yet?.....hang on.....

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




stunned that the FBI head isn't just wired at all times

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jose posted:

comey was asked if pisstape was real and said he can't answer in a public hearing because its classified

Lmao nice. I'm not gonna quote OXBALLS because he is a fuckman

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
He has called Trump a liar under oath twice.


Piss Baby has to be chained up somewhere

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Comey just said there was no investigation of Trump

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

well why not posted:

quick detour from the lols to remember that hookers are often trafficked as sex slaves and society could be doing more to help these people
And they're often underage.

My only hope is that Trumbo didnlt indulge his well-known fetish for underage girls this one time at least.

Because we all know the tape is real.

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