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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



tetrapyloctomy posted:

I have a mental image of the White House lining up the biggest Secret Service agents they have to pile on top of Trump's phone so he can't get to it.

https://twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/872819683036147713

Trump rn

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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005





This is hilarious btw.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Where are the Trump tweets? Let's go!

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
any bombshells so far?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Shut up about Loretta Lynch, we know you're a partisan hack when Clintons are involved.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost
It's a little amazing how few filler words and pauses Comey uses when speaking. He certainly comes across as massively confident and competent.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Cimber posted:

any bombshells so far?

P i s s
T a p e
I s
R e a l

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


TheScott2K posted:

Warner gonna ride this poo poo to the White House
Nah, people are going to make fun of his speaking voice.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

tetrapyloctomy posted:

It's a little amazing how few filler words and pauses Comey uses when speaking. He certainly comes across as massively confident and competent.

Yeah I think the emails thing will be Comey's "you gently caress one goat" moment in a history of competence, right? Outside of that and his supposed hatred of the clintons, has he ever done anything terrible?

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Tim Whatley posted:

P i s s
T a p e
I s
R e a l

Alternatively, terrible financial deals and blackmail are real.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Josh Lyman posted:

Nah, people are going to make fun of his speaking voice.
the man has presidential ambitions lol

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Night10194 posted:

Alternatively, terrible financial deals and blackmail are real.

Why not both?

(probably not)

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I can't watch, has the dunking begun yet? Is there dunking?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

tbh I think Warner's kind of a dummy, haven't really seen him ask a good question these weeks

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




empty whippet box posted:

I can't watch, has the dunking begun yet? Is there dunking?

Very professional dunking.

He just called Trump a liar.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Comey basically calling Trump a lying piece of poo poo, lol

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
Comey was afraid that Trump might lie about their conversations lol

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

He just called Trump a liar.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

"I was concerned he was going to lie about this."

lol you think?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Night10194 posted:

Alternatively, terrible financial deals and blackmail are real.

It's absolutely both.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Josh Lyman posted:

Nah, people are going to make fun of his speaking voice.

You still think piddly poo poo like that matters

Zoph
Sep 12, 2005

Comey just alleged that Trump is a liar, under oath. drat,

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
Lmao he just straight up said he made the memos because trumps a liar

Ventana
Mar 28, 2010

*Yosh intensifies*
"I honestly thought the president would lie about the content of our meeting, that's why I started creating records of our meetings"

:drat:

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




lol

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/872824299698237440

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
afraid he might lie != is a liar


nah, he said he's a liar lol

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


TheScott2K posted:

You still think piddly poo poo like that matters
That's exactly the kind of piddly poo poo that matters now.

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Very professional dunking.

He just called Trump a liar.

This is actually what lawyer dunking looks like in a courtroom.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

DUNKED

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


My stream is just loading up now. Are things finally mattering? Please tell me things are finally mattering.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Raylen posted:

Comey was afraid that Trump might lie about their conversations lol

Trump's lawyers used to meet him in pairs.

"Hey, Trump is a leader in the field of expert -- he's an expert at interpreting things. Let's put it that way."

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Comey knows he has the support of the FBI and is working to reinforce a him v us narrative. That is good here... not great if that becomes a norm.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Crazycryodude posted:

My stream is just loading up now. Are things finally mattering? Please tell me things are finally mattering.

They showed the piss tape, nobody made a copy, and they're never going to show it again.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm supposed to be working but LOL prez is a liar

Bush and Obama were trustworthy

Xae
Jan 19, 2005

The President is a lying piece of poo poo is now in the Congressional record and entered unchallenged.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I think this thread has broken me. People saying things like "piddly" and "steam" just reinforces the all-consuming pee tape narrative.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
"Well, I knew that Obama wouldn't lie..."

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Crazycryodude posted:

My stream is just loading up now. Are things finally mattering? Please tell me things are finally mattering.

Without getting probated, I would float a theory that the answer to your question is no.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Boon posted:

Coney knows he has the support of the FBI and is working to reinforce a him v us narrative. That is good here... not great if that becomes a norm.

This is the case in a shitload of what's going on right now.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
"There was not a counter intelligence investigation"

:thunk:

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