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Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
lol there it is. That's what the Republicans aren't loving getting. The Russians don't give a poo poo what political party you are. You're still an American.

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

he just said russians worked on the behalf of republicans

While warning them "You dumb fucks, they'll turn on you when it's valuable."

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


They're all freaking out now that it's becoming apparent that their fresh virginal blood supply might be in jeopardy.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Comey got jokes.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
:siren: Comey enjoys spending time with his wife! :siren:

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Fart City posted:

They're all freaking out now that it's becoming apparent that their fresh virginal blood supply might be in jeopardy.

Is that like virginish blood?

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007

theflyingorc posted:

:siren: Comey enjoys spending time with his wife! :siren:

That MONSTER!

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Comey's giving his wife the long dick of the law tonight

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Did he just call Trump a liar again straight out

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Outright called Trump a liar!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Comey's giving his wife the long dick of the law tonight

he's like 9 feet tall it's probably huge

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




KKKLIP ART posted:

Did he just call Trump a liar again straight out

like three times

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THE MEDDLESOME PRIEST!

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

TildeATH posted:

Is that like virginish blood?

No that's the store brand.

TLM3101
Sep 8, 2010



"Will no-one rid me of this meddlesome priest!"

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Comey's giving his wife the long dick of the law tonight



My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Aww poo poo it's a directive

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME DEMOCRACY

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

theflyingorc posted:

he's like 9 feet tall it's probably huge

As a 6'6"-er I encourage this belief

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Yessss, king with the slam dunk of the meddlesome priest

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Chard posted:

Blunt also got the memo about "why is the only thing that didn't leak the fact that the pres isn't being investigated" I see

Tell me he loving answered "because I don't work public relations for the President"

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THE MEDDLESOME PRIEST!

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

TLM3101 posted:

"Will no-one rid me of this meddlesome priest!"

Wow, this was quite a moment.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
:stare: that bank question

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Sen King: "edit; gently caress beaten"

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



theflyingorc posted:

he's like 9 feet tall it's probably huge

Or hilariously small, there is no middle ground

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Somebody please explain this so I can be outraged by it.

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

WeAreTheRomans posted:

As a 6'6"-er I encourage this belief

As a 6'7"-er I encourage this belief

Welcome to GBS
Feb 26, 2011

It would be an extremely patriotic act for someone to leak the entire contents of this upcoming closed section, correct?

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
lmao Republicans are latching on to the "WHY WASN'T IT LEAKED THAT THE PRESIDENT WASN'T UNDER INVESTIGATION??? HMMMMM"

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


PerniciousKnid posted:

Somebody please explain this so I can be outraged by it.

Comey gave one of his non-classified memos to his friend at Columbia Law that gave it to the press. He was the one right after Comey was fired doing all the PR work for Comey.

Uncleanly Cleric
Oct 17, 2005


PerniciousKnid posted:

Somebody please explain this so I can be outraged by it.

He is a private citizen and his notes aren't confidential or classified, so trying to spin it as an act they consider illegal is disingenuous as gently caress?

Edit: highme beat me.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

scuz posted:

As a 6'7"-er I encourage this belief

As a 5'6"er I am deeply disturbed by the spread of these spurious allegations!

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


PerniciousKnid posted:

Somebody please explain this so I can be outraged by it.

Comey took notes about his Trump conversation (not classified), and gave it to a friend because he didn't want to directly give it to the press

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

PerniciousKnid posted:

Somebody please explain this so I can be outraged by it.

Comey said he asked for legal advice from a friend who was a law professor and not the DOJ because Sessions is also part of the investigation.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Welcome to GBS posted:

It would be an extremely patriotic act for someone to leak the entire contents of this upcoming closed section, correct?

If the GOP had any loyalty to their nation instead of themselves and their party, no, because secrecy is important at times and we can and should rely upon the well-meaning actors iwithin our government to use it wisely.
In the world in which we live? Yes. Because the GOP will not do anything for the good of this nation at the expensive of their own immediate gains unless they are forced.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Oh good, a republican from Oklahoma, this should be a fair seven minutes

Welcome to GBS posted:

It would be an extremely patriotic act for someone to leak the entire contents of this upcoming closed section, correct?
It would also likely be extremely easy to track down who it was who leaked it.

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Captain Invictus posted:

People thought this was a nothingburger. This is not a nothingburger.

Also comey as I thought he would basically throw out his memo yesterday and then go into other stuff today, and he did exactly that. Was like "I put it out, go read it, let's talk other stuff", and he's been stonewalling the Republicans the whole time, he's a pro at this as he should be

He put Martha Stewart in the cage upstate. Martha Stewart will cut a bitch. Comey don't scare.

(I needed to add a little levity to this whole tragedy).

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
Lankford's entire education is solely based on Baptist ministry so he can rightly gently caress off

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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
Did he just intentionally make a request by starting it with "can you"?

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