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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

moist turtleneck posted:

this is me during the week of Greatness



Is there a thing like this for PSN, I wonder?

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
And those are the people that were so loving salty they bypassed the in game reporting feature and reported him directly on XBox Live.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

el B posted:

I have no recollection of this.

Mid TTK. If you let a KF weapon proc Cocoon it would also proc any weapon that had Clown Cartridge. In this case Moist had an Ash Factory with it. So at the beginning of the match you'd fire if a free bursts of Smite, stow it the wait to see if it procd Clown on the other weapon. Rinse, repeat.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

No feedback from anyone for the last six months. I am either not offensive enough, or too nice.

Or just not good enough at the game.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

xzzy posted:

No feedback from anyone for the last six months. I am either not offensive enough, or too nice.

Or just not good enough at the game.

2 unsporting and 3 cheating

I'd love to see my Destiny reputation

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Is branded lord still six bolts with accelerated coils?

Emron
Aug 2, 2005


And pal, he's anything but light!!!! Folks,

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
Heh. Im like top 0.1% for number of dregs killed and my PvE kd is well over 5.

I think I've got this :smug:

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
loving lmao I got owned tonight in banner, what the hell

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k
Drink less.

Alternatively, drink more

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Supremecy is the worlds shittest game mode because it encourages you to gry super close and the lag fuckery messes with crests and everything else.

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

BlindSite posted:

Supremecy is the worlds shittest game mode because it encourages you to gry super close and the lag fuckery messes with crests and everything else.

Im about 100 games deep into supremacy and have never lost. I don't particularly enjoy it but it's my most successful game mode.

In other news i got 33 kills in control with 18 of them being stickies/super.

https://youtu.be/EploQxGHvi4

Look how loving fast i get my super from those sticks. Popped 4 hammers that game.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I watched that and I lol'd.

Yeah but solo supremecy is worse than solo clash or control

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Supremacy is amazing if you're playing one-man-punch-Titan. Nobody wants to get into close range so they play like poo poo, and you pick up the crest automatically.

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k

CheeseFactory posted:

Popped 4 hammers that game.

:orb:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

loving lmao I got owned tonight in banner, what the hell

Same. Got my bounties on one character and I'm done. gently caress that game mode

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
http://i.imgur.com/yKjsyeb.gifv

Spiv
Oct 9, 2006

When life throws lemons at you, nuke the fucker!

Imagine my terror as he pops a bubble as I rush him, only to have this holy beam of light descend from the heavens and smite my foe and dismantle his bastion.

Last_Taste
Feb 13, 2012

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Same. Got my bounties on one character and I'm done. gently caress that game mode

I got wrecked solo running on Tuesday, but SBMM must of had pity on me because I was matched against a bunch of window licking mouth breathers last night. I went from all palidrome/ice breaker/quillums on Tuesday to random weapon loadouts last night. Still, nice to be done already, no interest in running my other characters.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


haveblue posted:

https://twitter.com/WWETheBigShow/status/661703410152964096

(This took ten seconds of googling "big show destiny")

Neat. poo poo, I probably have gotten domed by the dude. I guess thanks for checking



Sleeper Simulant absolutely the best heavy weapon ever

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I wish there was a legendary version of either sleeper or mythoclast, so we could run a fusion rifle in all three weapon slots.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


xzzy posted:

I wish there was a legendary version of either sleeper or mythoclast, so we could run a fusion rifle in all three weapon slots.

:same: though

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'd say just remove the bounces from Sleeper, but those are only good for killing yourself anyway :shrug:

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k
If anything we need more guns with bouncing poo poo :getin:

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

The Meat Dimension posted:

If anything we need more guns with bouncing poo poo :getin:

some gun ideas:
- air canon
- uzi with so much kickback you literally fly if you fire directly down
- shotguns that blinds
- rocket launcher that dont damage yourself but instead push you away (rocket launching quake style)
- vodoo doll
- det pack grenade launcher (bombs explode on reload)
- uzi that shots wurikens that return to the owner
- pistol that shot a dart that explode after 6 seconds and beeps
- vex leg "blade"
- waifus that follow you, give you special ammo and increase reload speed
- husbandos with bouncing pectorals that increase speed and mele damage

Tei fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Jun 8, 2017

Sdoots
Nov 3, 2013

I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

Tei posted:

some gun ideas:
- air canon
- uzi with so much kickback you literally fly if you fire directly down
- shotguns that blinds
- rocket launcher that dont damage yourself but instead push you away (rocket launching quake style)
- vodoo doll
- det pack grenade launcher (bombs explode on reload)
- uzi that shots wurikens that return to the owner
- pistol that shot a dart that explode after 6 seconds and beeps
- vex leg "blade"
- waifus that follow you, give you special ammo and increase reload speed
- husbandos with bouncing pectorals that increase speed and mele damage

I also enjoyed Blood

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tei posted:

some gun ideas:
- husbandos with bouncing pectorals that increase speed and mele damage

http://i.imgur.com/1fG1Duh.gifv

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Can I have a big show vape gun.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Tei posted:

- pistol that shot a dart that explode after 6 seconds and beeps

Sadly, Telesto does not beep

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Tei posted:

- waifus that follow you, give you special ammo and increase reload speed

Ah, the bioshock infinite gun

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


In the game industry, this is called "Boobs physics" or simply "Boobing".

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

the good fax machine posted:

I'd say just remove the bounces from Sleeper, but those are only good for killing yourself anyway :shrug:

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
You can still kill yourself with the first bounce which happens if you are extremely Good

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Can't believe Big Show goes by ZappedByAGirl on xbone

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

quote:

Destiny 2

Following the epic reveal of the global Destiny 2 Gameplay Premiere last month, Activision and Bungie will showcase Destiny 2 with an array of hands-on experiences for E3 audiences as they play the all-new story campaign and the competitive and cooperative multiplayer gameplay with fellow Guardians.

Additionally, E3 will showcase the debut of a brand-new Guardian subclass, the Arcstrider Hunter. Wielding a new super ability that allows them to summon an Arc-empowered staff for close-quarters melee combat, the Arcstrider Hunter will be playable for the first time at E3.

Destiny 2 is available for preorder now, and look for announcements about the Destiny 2 Open Beta during E3.

Destiny 2 will be playable on PS4 Pro consoles at the Activision Booth (South Hall #1001) and the PlayStation Booth (West Hall #4322), as well as on PC at the NVIDIA Booth (West Hall #5230).

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k
Apparently Bungie will have a thing at the Paramont theater at PAX this year too



The email hyperlink just goes to bungie.com lol

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k
Of course the weekly update was put on hold for PAX tickets to go on sale. Oddly they're not sold out already

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Penny arcade is really bad and it seems more sad to go to pax than a gooncon

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Never been but everyone says PAX is an old school E3 that doesn't suck.

I guess you don't have to be good at comics to run a game convention.

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The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k
You don't.

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