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Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
Wow go gently caress yourself Paul Ryan.

The president is a moron so this is ok!

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Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

By the way, my favorite quote of the day kinda got buried in McCain's rambling, but at some point during McCain's questioning Comey definitely said "I've had a lot of conversations with humans over the years" and I spat out my coffee

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
curt watch the parn

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Knifegrab posted:

Wow go gently caress yourself Paul Ryan.

The president is a moron so this is ok!

Stupid is the new black.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Second hit on 'tentacle porn' is the loving Wikipedia article, better get a primary source like a real journalist :smug:

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Knifegrab posted:

Wow go gently caress yourself Paul Ryan.

The president is a moron so this is ok!

So, are they actually going to get away with this? 'Cause this was pretty loving bad for Trump by any objective standard.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


The Glumslinger posted:

Isn't it the largest US base in the middle east?

CENTCOM FOB.


Regardless of size it's a pretty important piece of the military.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

PhazonLink posted:

What about Clinton and her 11 hour Mr. Ben Ghazi hearing and the original Gowdy?

Also which way is the wrecking going? Did Comey get wrecked or did he do the wrecking? I'm did productive gym stuff today.

Comey did good

He did very good

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

What is Nakadashi?

Actually, do I want to know what nakadashi is?

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Knifegrab posted:

Wow go gently caress yourself .

The president is a moron so this is ok!

No, they actually do think that it is okay, and it is actually something they advocated for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wYYX0mZsQA

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Captain Invictus posted:

It wasn't even that bad? Like whoopdidoo, he likes anime milfs according to the summary someone posted upthread. Coulda been a whooooole lot worse for him, but now he's infini-downing on it instead of just being all don't kinkshame, and now he will never be rid of it
I don't hate comey, after all of this.

If he said nothing, then the trolls would have to explain to regular people hentai and what it is. If you ever find yourself in a position where you are explaining hentai, you have automatically lost all your arguments.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Archonex posted:

What is Nakadashi?

Actually, do I want to know what nakadashi is?

Google it.

(Accidentally post it in your twitter.)

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Archonex posted:

What is Nakadashi?

Actually, do I want to know what nakadashi is?

Ask your parents so they can google it for you.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Archonex posted:

What is Nakadashi?

Actually, do I want to know what nakadashi is?
Creampies.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Kurt self owned himself against literal nazi Richard Spencer. The guy is the most incompetent at Twitter.

thegoonofaudio
Mar 21, 2008
I'm impressed that even with all this pressure, Comey delivered.

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Oh. That's a fetish to some people? loving lol.

"Oh hey! We finished having sex. That makes me hot."

Whatever, this is hysterical. I do wonder why no one is asking why the heck his kids are interested in tentacle porn though.

ImpAtom posted:

Google it.

(Accidentally post it in your twitter.)

Honestly, I had might as well of just done that. I'm probably on a watch list or something given years of morbid curiosity from googling the stuff this forum occasionally brings up.

Archonex fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jun 8, 2017

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

PhazonLink posted:

What about Clinton and her 11 hour Mr. Ben Ghazi hearing and the original Gowdy?

Also which way is the wrecking going? Did Comey get wrecked or did he do the wrecking? I'm did productive gym stuff today.

Let's put it this way, if Trump were a pilot and his admin a B-17, he just took a shitton of flak from every gun in the Berlin region and is now breaking through the speed of light on his way into the ground while yanking on the controls and screaming "I can pull out of this!" while everyone else inside bursts into flames ala the ark scene from Indiana Jones

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Rigel posted:

Trump literally did not know we had a major base and troops in Qatar

https://twitter.com/SimonMarksFSN/status/872858486895513600

This is why Paul Ryan using the "He doesn't know how to President" defense is so :psyduck:

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

The Glumslinger posted:

Isn't it the largest US base in the middle east?

I think it's great how people act like it's harmless that Trump is a total doofus, meanwhile Iraq War Part I was started by a diplomat sorta implying the US was okay with an invasion of Kuwait, whether through misinterpretation, mistake or malicious ignorance is anybody's guess. Just shooting the breezing off the top of your head when you have no knowledge of the facts can have dire consequences.* It's safe to assume that if Trump didn't know we had a base in Qatar when he made that tweet, he certainly didn't know when he was actually in SA.

*(When you're in power, I do it in my lovely posting all the time.)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



McCain aside, the most nonplussed I have been about this whole Comey thing is discovering that the way Donald loving Trump, King of the Deal handles quid-pro-quo glad-handing is by saying things like "We had that thing, you know".

Like that's some bad-movie-grade bullshit. It's the kind of thing Dave at the neighborhood barbecue would say about borrowing your lawnmower or about a clandestine tip on a weed dealer. I would have thought the world's foremost, real-life Atlantic City mob boss would have, like, a completely other level of vocabulary for dealing with letting your dinner companion know you hadn't forgotten about X or Y favor you supposedly owed each other.

The older I get the more I realize there is no more "grown-up" to get.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
"Yes ma'am, your husband is dead. But it's ok. The surgeon has never surgeried before."

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
Not sure what to think of this.

https://twitter.com/rosskempsell/status/872860811865313281

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Nucleic Acids posted:

So, are they actually going to get away with this? 'Cause this was pretty loving bad for Trump by any objective standard.

Depends on what you mean by "get away with." Is Trump going to step down? Probably not. Will Sessions and other people have to step down? Maybe. Will this poo poo continue to seriously hamper Trump's efforts to gently caress over vulnerable Americans in any way he can, and just generally humiliate him and those close to him? Oh hell yes.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Trump is the DarkSydePhil of US politics.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I would love for Paul Ryan to hire someone to do work on his house and it gets completely destroyed and then the owner of the company says "lol well what do you expect? They've never done this before."

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Nucleic Acids posted:

So, are they actually going to get away with this? 'Cause this was pretty loving bad for Trump by any objective standard.

In terms of impeachment? It won't happen until the Republicans in office in the house are voted out or they decide that it's time to cut and run and try to blame all their own poo poo on Trump.

It really needs to be pointed out that all of this stuff is good for exposing the corruption in the administration and the party, but that's not going to magically make them grow a conscience.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Pollyanna posted:

Trump is the DarkSydePhil of US politics.

You can't say this until the piss tapes are released.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

thegoonofaudio posted:

I'm impressed that even with all this pressure, Comey delivered.
everything I've heard about comey is he is incredibly strong-willed, and this hearing showed that in spades. He was ready for everything, except insane ramblings. I literally said "they must be trying to confuse him since intimidation and trickery didn't work!" when McCain started his nonsense. Man that guy has fallen far.

Really, that there's not a picture of a senator facepalming in response to McCain's mumbling is almost as baffling as McCain himself

Archonex posted:

Oh. That's a fetish to some people? loving lol.

"Oh hey! We finished having sex. That makes me hot."
I assume the list is just what's contained therein, not fetishes.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

The kids might just be alright

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




President Trump's lawyer responds to Comey testimony

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



SeANMcBAY posted:

Kurt self owned himself against literal nazi Richard Spencer. The guy is the most incompetent at Twitter.

We're talking about a man that had to take legal action against someone for tweeting an image at him.

Have you ever been so bad at social media that a moving picture can be weaponized against you?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

The Glumslinger posted:

The kids might just be alright

That's actually my sign, I'm just really bad at writing and drawing.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Seems to me that the hearing went about as well as could be realistically hoped but I'm ever the optimist. Comeys opening statement was vicious and which is good since that's the only part of what most people saw before tuning out.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Please tell me that the respectable members of the media (read: any print journalist with a shred of reputation left) will realize that even if it was true, ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
At this point the majority, if not the entirety, of the Republican party is openly corrupt and I won't be happy until they're all in jail.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

what could they even loving say?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

lol, kos has lost his drat mind

https://twitter.com/ethannichtern/status/872868778555658242

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Alter Ego posted:

Please tell me that the respectable members of the media (read: any print journalist with a shred of reputation left) will realize that even if it was true, ignorance of the law is no excuse.

As many journalists etc can realize it, but as long as the Republicans will excuse it, nothing's gonna happen to Trump

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TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Pollyanna posted:

Trump is the DarkSydePhil of US politics.

Yeah but you pity DSP. I do not pity Trump.

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