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Please schedule this on a week adjacent to his trip to London where everyone plans to moon him.
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lol Trump just gave Mueller a red carpet to get him under oath He's gonna burn before the year is over lol
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Please schedule this on a week adjacent to his trip to London where everyone plans to moon him. So uh, can he do anything at all if everyone in the UK moons him? Can he like, declare war on the UK for butt shenanigans?
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Jun 9, 2017 20:25
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I, for one, am ready for his spectacular self-immolation 
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Jun 9, 2017 20:25
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Even Trump's Social Media Director is a loving moron
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Jun 9, 2017 20:26
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"My piss cup runneth over, believe me..."
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Jun 9, 2017 20:32
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lol, he's gonna buy himself a perjury charge
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Jun 9, 2017 20:32
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there is something wrong with the presidents brain not hyperbole
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Kumo posted:lol, he's gonna buy himself a perjury charge This is exactly why lawyers won't work with him. like, if you're a lawyer, you work as hard as you possibly can to prevent your client from taking the stand. it's not something you want to happen at all, especially in a case like this. now imagine your client goes on national TV and says "I'd love to testify under oath" lmfao he's so dumb Tumble fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jun 9, 2017 |
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Madcosby posted:Trump under oath will literally be him reagan-ing it, quiet, staring into nowhere, either claiming he doesn't understand the question or pleading the 5th to everything he has no self-restraint and believes he is always right and can talk his way out of anything Reminder, again, that Trump's own attorneys had to meet with him in pairs or he'd lie to them.
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JaucheCharly posted:I accidentally switched the channel to Troumpet speaking and my 4 yo son called him a 'fartface' all by himself There are children who can tell trump is full of poo poo but there are people on this planet twice my age who cant the future is bright
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Jun 9, 2017 20:41
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has he come out and said the Comey tapes don't exist, he was just "kidding around" or something?
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Jun 9, 2017 20:42
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runupon cracker posted:has he come out and said the Comey tapes don't exist, he was just "kidding around" or something? He hasn't said one way or the other, which at this point I'm assuming means that they are or were real and Trump wishes that they weren't.
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One of my favorite trump lols so far was the "turkey legs" story from that one radio show. Not sure when the video itself was recorded, but it emerged during the height of the 'omg can trump read better than a 7 year old' period edit: this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7cQAjZsJI
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Just got into a discussion with a dude I know who's an unhinged gun nut. Obviously a hardcore Trumper, too. Guy had to move across states because he ran out of money when he couldn't find a new job after getting fired for losing his temper at work and punching things. Turns out people don't want to hire people with workplace violence permanently on their job record. He tends to also like showing off how many guns he has and makes thinly veiled threats about killing Democrats. So this discussion snagged him when it was mentioned that people against Trump outnumber people who support him. He stated "If you take New York and California out of the equation, there are more Trump supporters" because that's a logical argument. He then stated that more republicans own way more guns and more combat vets are republican than democrat and he can't wait to personally take out some Antifa scum when it comes to it. Basically, he's a mentally unstable person with a history of violence, lack of self control, owns a large arsenal, and goes off on Rambo masturbatory fantasies about killing liberals. TL;DR this man is going to actually, seriously mass murder people some day after watching too much Fox News.  I'm pretty certain I could have agents at his doorstep with a bunch of interesting questions for him if I had audio recordings of some of his conversations.This is a Trump supporter. tryin to lol. can't lol.
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hey it was totally my call to ostracize qatar i was like hey time to get tough you know
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-100-percent-willing-to-respond-to-comey-under-oath/ar-BBCntQw?ocid=DELLDHPquote:Asked if he would be willing to give his version of events under oath, Trump replied: "100 percent." 
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runupon cracker posted:has he come out and said the Comey tapes don't exist, he was just "kidding around" or something? After listening to that speech comma I'm not sure even Trump knew what he was saying
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Scyantific posted:http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-100-percent-willing-to-respond-to-comey-under-oath/ar-BBCntQw?ocid=DELLDHP This can't happen soon enough
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lovely Wizard posted:I pray to whatever wacky Indian god with the most arms that Trump dismantles the FBI. That would be the funniest. Please refrain from unnecessary racism
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Scyantific posted:http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-100-percent-willing-to-respond-to-comey-under-oath/ar-BBCntQw?ocid=DELLDHP https://youtu.be/wFK_Hpb-HIY
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Lil Peeler posted:After listening to that speech comma I'm not sure even Trump knew what he was saying "youll find out soon, but youre gonna be disappointed! (because i am literally just making poo poo up lol phineas barnum was an amateur hmm whats for lunch)"
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Jun 9, 2017 20:55
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So when Trump said he'd testify under oath 100% how did his lawyers react?
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Catastrophe posted:Just got into a discussion with a dude I know who's an unhinged gun nut. Obviously a hardcore Trumper, too. Guy had to move across states because he ran out of money when he couldn't find a new job after getting fired for losing his temper at work and punching things. Turns out people don't want to hire people with workplace violence permanently on their job record. He tends to also like showing off how many guns he has and makes thinly veiled threats about killing Democrats. I know its probably not the healthiest advice but you should really call this guy a retard repeatedly.
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Jun 9, 2017 20:58
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:So when Trump said he'd testify under oath 100% how did his lawyers react? they clicked their mandibles together with greedy delight
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:So when Trump said he'd testify under oath 100% how did his lawyers react? In DeNiro Casino-Essie voice: "Listen, I'm sorry but uh... we're gonna need it up front. Ya know? I'm sorry but, ya know, the situation has changed. Knowwwhatimean?"
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:So when Trump said he'd testify under oath 100% how did his lawyers react? By thinking about what variety of liquor they plan to drink themselves to sleep with tonight probs
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Jun 9, 2017 20:59
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:So when Trump said he'd testify under oath 100% how did his lawyers react? Pretty sure they're thinking of ways to fake their own deaths
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I'm picturing full-on Jim Lahey style chugging here
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:So when Trump said he'd testify under oath 100% how did his lawyers react? 
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Feminasty Slut posted:I know its probably not the healthiest advice but you should really call this guy a retard repeatedly. We do. He just digs in a lot harder and starts spewing made up "facts" about things like paid protesters, "real" Americans, how liberals are the actual ones committing all of the violent crime in the country since the election, and tries to make us believe that most Trump supporters aren't lazy, obese trailer trash from Mississippi. It'd all be funny if he didn't have like 34 rifles.
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Jun 9, 2017 21:04
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:So when Trump said he'd testify under oath 100% how did his lawyers react? Tim Allen grunt (the confused one, not the enthusiastic one)
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Catastrophe posted:and tries to make us believe that most Trump supporters aren't lazy, obese trailer trash from Mississippi. from what I understand the average trump voter was actually middle class
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Catastrophe posted:tries to make us believe that most Trump supporters aren't lazy, obese trailer trash from Mississippi. Most Trump supporters arent, because poor people don't vote.
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Catastrophe posted:and tries to make us believe that most Trump supporters aren't lazy, obese trailer trash from Mississippi. hes right and you are wrong
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I don't know why Trump thinks people will be disappointed by tapes. They either don't exist at all, which means Trump is a stupid toddler-esque liar and couldn't foresee that coming back to bite him in the rear end Or they do exist, and they get subpoenaed later on and it also turns out that Trump is a stupid liar because they back up Comey's testimony. Both of those options are loving hilarious. I mean theoretically Trump is telling the truth and Comey lied under oath but hmbol that's.... that's probably not the case lol
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Can't wait for the tapes to be played. The piss tapes, that is.
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Catastrophe posted:We do. He just digs in a lot harder and starts spewing made up "facts" about things like paid protesters, "real" Americans, how liberals are the actual ones committing all of the violent crime in the country since the election, and tries to make us believe that most Trump supporters aren't lazy, obese trailer trash from Mississippi. It'd all be funny if he didn't have like 34 rifles. It really is a jim jones style death cult at this point lol
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Feminasty Slut posted:It really is a jim jones style death cult at this point lol Ehhh at least in his type of circles. The fact that he gets a boner from talking about the day violence breaks out and he can finally use his guns to murder a bunch of people kind of places him there.
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