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The Machine
Dec 15, 2004
Rage Against / Welcome to

Nosfereefer posted:

i've already beaten the game several times in the original japanese version, and i shudder to think of how much of its rich writing will be mangled thru its western translations

"translations???"

You mean CENSORSHIP.

I hear they're taking out all the basketb*lls

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Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Is it true that the English version does not get the Hoopz Barkley swimsuit outfit because the "developers" didn't think that Americans could handle it?

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I want to engage in skinship with Cyberdwarf

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Barkley 2 is beyond the concept of time.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
they removed Cyberdwarf's basketbones

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

Cyberdwarf is a legal adult in Japan in dwarf years I don't see what the problem is

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

scandoslav posted:

Cyberdwarf is a legal adult in Japan in dwarf years I don't see what the problem is

we're in america you cybercreep

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Barkley 2 when, cboyardee... When?!??!?

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

spit on my clit posted:

we're in america you cybercreep

it's Cyberamerica you cyberdolt

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Looking forwards and backwards to this game

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug

HAT FETISH posted:

Looking forward to this year's December 2013


HAT FETISH posted:

Looking forwards and backwards to this game

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
When Barkley 2 comes out, it will propagate itself backwards through the time stream and will fix everything.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

When Barkley 2 comes out, it will propagate itself backwards through the time stream and will fix everything.

It'll basically be like that DC comics Flash Point thing where it fucks up the time line and Batman is an old grizzled dude who shoots people in the face and drinks constantly.

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
in the growing list of things which are real and exist before bark 2 such as star citizen and the ouya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RHdrmZsNs0

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Pelican Dunderhead posted:

in the growing list of things which are real and exist before bark 2 such as star citizen and the ouya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RHdrmZsNs0

I want to die

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
The promise has been made.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Pelican Dunderhead posted:

in the growing list of things which are real and exist before bark 2 such as star citizen and the ouya


Ok, now you're just being silly

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the op was last edited five years ago, and contains images that are no longer hosted on imgur, due to age

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

classic... aged...

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Any way we could get some actual status updates?

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Any way we could get some actual status updates?

Why?

They're all garbage

It's the true vidcon

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

My theory is that they blew their device budget building a neural network to mine this thread's content and make hyper realistic DwarfNET posts procedurally. Each post you make makes the DwarfNET more real...

Gilg
Oct 10, 2002

Everyone knows that money is best spent on experiences rather than goods. ToG is just giving us what we actually want.

This is it.

This is the Barkley 2 experience.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

If only we had given them more money, they'd be able to spend more time on Barkley, but we failed them. :(

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

If only we had given them more money, they'd be able to spend more time on Barkley, but we failed them. :(

Remember when everyone on this idiot forum was hype over the game and begged tog to run another crowdfunding campaign or just take their money and they repeatedly refused

Cheen
Apr 17, 2005

So Serious Update time:

You can watch Frankie do pixel artwork- he often will test mechanics of guns and stuff, and all that works

I have seen zero story or content beyond that on his stream. I have to imagine that the devs arn't such shitheads that hey would let frankie do all this work if they knew it was dead. My guess is the scope is way too huge and they are slow to progress. End of Story

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Frankie deliberately avoids showing any work he does that involves story content because it is a story-heavy game and spoiling too much of its humor, story, or character beats would greatly detract from the experience of playing it when it comes out.


Oh uh I mean lol Failkley 2 scam.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If I am angry about Barkley 2, it's mostly the sadness about new Bubsy bleeding through.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

y'all ready for this

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

yes?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

oddium posted:

y'all ready for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvTm_BhZdOE

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


oddium posted:

y'all ready for this

you know it

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



oddium posted:

y'all ready for this

http://2un.ltd

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

YA'LL GONNA BE AT E-THREE?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the game will never come out and i have wasted my money

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the game will never come out and i have wasted my money
same except i don't feel like i wasted my money

Friend Commuter
Nov 3, 2009
SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
Smellrose

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the game will never come out and i have wasted my money

11/11/2023. The promise has been made.

Cheen
Apr 17, 2005

Lurdiak posted:

Frankie deliberately avoids showing any work he does that involves story content because it is a story-heavy game and spoiling too much of its humor, story, or character beats would greatly detract from the experience of playing it when it comes out.


Oh uh I mean lol Failkley 2 scam.

oh you returned, please prove this 40 hr a week streaming comment you made

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Lurdiak posted:

Oh uh I mean lol Failkley 2 scam.

same, except ironically

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Cheen posted:

oh you returned, please prove this 40 hr a week streaming comment you made

I don't have to prove the things I lie about.

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