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El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


May be :nws: if you work at a robot factory, I guess

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
They are identical sockets.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Static discharge :mrwhite:

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Paladinus posted:

They are identical sockets.

at least the three-pronged penis is accurate

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Paladinus posted:

They are identical sockets.

If they were different he'd only fit into one of them, so the joke would be ruined. Way to go, joke-ruiner.

Well, presumably he'd only get into the wrong one with lots of lubricant and some brute force, and who does that!?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gromit posted:

If they were different he'd only fit into one of them, so the joke would be ruined. Way to go, joke-ruiner.

Well, presumably he'd only get into the wrong one with lots of lubricant and some brute force, and who does that!?

With a bit of force you can jam a CEE 7/17 plug into a socket for CEE 7/16. How's that for a joke? You fuckwit.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
You know what is a real joke yoy loving losers?


My life. Now that's a loving joke.

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


bunnyofdoom posted:

You know what is a real joke yoy loving losers?


My life. Now that's a loving joke.

The real joke is the binary is actual ASCII and can be decoded by huge nerds like me.

do me/now/p?ick. Presumably "prick", but the second letter is out of frame and I wouldn't be much of a pedantic nerd if I was willing to jump to obvious conclusions

Edit: fixed

Urcher has a new favorite as of 05:52 on Jun 8, 2017

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Panel 1: do me
Panel 2: now
Panel 4: p_ick (almost certainly "prick.")

Meh.

edit: Guy above me realized that he was terrible at binary and edited. Well done! Still not sure why the thing that is visible in the comic is spoilered like it's some big secret.

Loucks has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Jun 8, 2017

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Paladinus posted:

With a bit of force you can jam a CEE 7/17 plug into a socket for CEE 7/16. How's that for a joke? You fuckwit.

Just the kind of apologetic alpha poo poo I'd expect to hear from a joke rapist.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

finalellipsis posted:

at least the three-pronged penis is accurate

But when it is shown in panel #2 only has 2 visible prongs. I believe the male robot stuck his 2-pronged penis into the female robot, who is now upset that the male robot wanted to exchange current without a grounding connector. That's unsafe, and his penis probably doesn't even have a fuse or circuit breaker. He must be very inexperienced to not carry an adapter with him. (Robots of different nationalities have different ventral socket designs and voltages). There I ruined it too.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Probably different frequencies too, and that hurts.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
COCK

RO-BOT COCK

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The moral of the story is: if you're confused while doing sex, it's best to ask your partner(s) than to just presume.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I am hearing all those robot lines in the voice of the machines from Nier:Automata. Just wanted you to know.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Elfface posted:

I am hearing all those robot lines in the voice of the machines from Nier:Automata. Just wanted you to know.

This cannot continue

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Probably different frequencies too, and that hertz.

FTFY

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yup. That's the joke. Well spotted!

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:36 on Jun 9, 2017

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The moral of the story is: if you're confused while doing sex, it's best to ask your partner(s) than to just presume.

"So how did the Joker get all those barrels of gasoline on those ships?" I asked while pausing mid-thrust.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

I kind of love this.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Stephen Collins is great.


Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.


There's an actual tiny outside chance of this happening now.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Woebin posted:

Stephen Collins is great.




thank you for these

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Yes! Good comics! Thank you!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang











Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang









Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Good stuff. Now I know what it feels like to be a grunt in starcraft.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang












Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Applesnots posted:

Good stuff. Now I know what it feels like to be a grunt in starcraft.

or any war-craft

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




heh, nothing but emojis

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang










Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
More.

Best comeeks posted in a while.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

More.

Best comeeks posted in a while.

soz, ill need to dig deeper if you want more. itll take a while... these were just ready for posting

guess i blew my wad as they say :comicface:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Were these all from Heavy Metal? That, and 2000AD maybe?

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
loving the old school British humour

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